Thou dost not scaneth it, mine good deep diver! Thou shalt instead - upon seeing the creature - wet thyself thusly, then turn, turn and run, far, far away, preferably in thy humble Seamoth! T'is death to even attempt to examine such a beast without yon Rifle of Temporal Stasis--if the device even works at all...
we all shouldst writeth and talketh in this way, because t is merit, and t fits the theme of the game.
eke, feareth the flote dragon mine own knave, because all yond awaits thee is death between its yaws. nay knight yond combated the dragon ev'r did survive, but if 't be true thee wouldst beest the first one, haply a princes wouldst await thee.
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useth this tool if 't be true thee eke wanteth to writeth in the fusty ways:
We fleeth not from a flote dragon. we'll rath'r behold that gent in his visage, dismount our diving reel and harpoon that gent with a grappling hooketh. Then we sweaty haste towards that gent by the reel's mechanism and plugeth our bodkin into t's skin. Did tie liketh this to his corse, we fearlessly rideth this beast, while scanning this son of a Flibbertigibbet.
Thou dost not scaneth it, mine good deep diver! Thou shalt instead - upon seeing the creature - wet thyself thusly, then turn, turn and run, far, far away, preferably in thy humble Seamoth! T'is death to even attempt to examine such a beast without yon Rifle of Temporal Stasis--if the device even works at all...
Wherefore wouldst we did wet ourselves thusly at which hour we art already und'rwat'r?
OH! didst thee cullionly to sayeth with urine? Yond wouldst beest gross. . . and apt.
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we all shouldst writeth and talketh in this way, because t is merit, and t fits the theme of the game.
eke, feareth the flote dragon mine own knave, because all yond awaits thee is death between its yaws. nay knight yond combated the dragon ev'r did survive, but if 't be true thee wouldst beest the first one, haply a princes wouldst await thee.
Ps::
useth this tool if 't be true thee eke wanteth to writeth in the fusty ways:
http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean
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Wherefore wouldst we did wet ourselves thusly at which hour we art already und'rwat'r?
OH! didst thee cullionly to sayeth with urine? Yond wouldst beest gross. . . and apt.