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By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
<div class="IPBDescription">or, European history according to me</div> The map: ns_europe
The starting hive: Germany
Once upon a time there was this thing called WW1, you see the Germans (and their Gorge keiser Wilhelm) discovered this hive in Berlin, and these things called skulk came out of it, and they were like "wow". So then they figured out there was this other hive in Bosnia, so they took it, and the British marines were like "No way j00 just did that" and Germany was like "O yeah? In 2:30 we get Fade so NUTS TO YOU!" and the French were like "What's a fade?" And the Russians were like "We have two Res nodes!" So then Britain was like "We pwn j00!" and then they rushed the hive with LMGs and they were like "O YEAH!" but the skulks set up and ambush, and they all died. The British Com (David Lloyd George) was like "Freekin N00bs" and he f4ed.
Then the Russians were like "We are commies now and we weldxor so can't attack us!" and the Germans were like "K" Then this guy Georges Clemenceau took over as comm and he's like "WEAPON UPGRADES FOR ALL" then the French killed all the skulks. The Germans were like ":'(" then the second hive went up and they were like "<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->". The French were like "RUN AWAY!" cuz they were being melted and they couldn't shoot through umbra, but they were all webbed so they couldn't retreat, and all the French people died. The world was like "YAY!".
But then this Woodrow Wilson kid took over as comm and he says "alright everyone take the JPs, and they all took the JPs and then they welded the German hive. And the Germans were like "<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->" and the Allies were like "Treaty of Versailles pwn j00!". And all the Germans died. But Wilson was a n00b and didn't put a TF at the German hive.
Then all the skulks were like "GOGOGOGOGOG HIVE=DEAD!" and they killed the phase gate at the German hive, and there was this Hitler gorge who was like "FRENCH HIVE=PWNED! SHNELL!" Then it was WW2. The skulks ran throught the French hive and they were liek "ONOS TIME!" but the Americans said "HEY!". Turns out teh Germans were still newbs and they went through the vent to the Russian res nodes, and had to fight the commie welders. Needless to say, Germans=owned. Then the Americans were like "HA HMG! HA HMG!" and the Germas were like "UH OH!" because they all had only 20 RPs and couldn't be onos. Then the Americans came and they were like "ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" and the Germans said "O NO WOLL OF LAME=NERFED!" and the Americans were like "SEIGE CANNON!" and then there was this ticking sound, and al teh Germans died. The end.
It is not good to have to much time on your hands in History class.
The starting hive: Germany
Once upon a time there was this thing called WW1, you see the Germans (and their Gorge keiser Wilhelm) discovered this hive in Berlin, and these things called skulk came out of it, and they were like "wow". So then they figured out there was this other hive in Bosnia, so they took it, and the British marines were like "No way j00 just did that" and Germany was like "O yeah? In 2:30 we get Fade so NUTS TO YOU!" and the French were like "What's a fade?" And the Russians were like "We have two Res nodes!" So then Britain was like "We pwn j00!" and then they rushed the hive with LMGs and they were like "O YEAH!" but the skulks set up and ambush, and they all died. The British Com (David Lloyd George) was like "Freekin N00bs" and he f4ed.
Then the Russians were like "We are commies now and we weldxor so can't attack us!" and the Germans were like "K" Then this guy Georges Clemenceau took over as comm and he's like "WEAPON UPGRADES FOR ALL" then the French killed all the skulks. The Germans were like ":'(" then the second hive went up and they were like "<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->". The French were like "RUN AWAY!" cuz they were being melted and they couldn't shoot through umbra, but they were all webbed so they couldn't retreat, and all the French people died. The world was like "YAY!".
But then this Woodrow Wilson kid took over as comm and he says "alright everyone take the JPs, and they all took the JPs and then they welded the German hive. And the Germans were like "<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->" and the Allies were like "Treaty of Versailles pwn j00!". And all the Germans died. But Wilson was a n00b and didn't put a TF at the German hive.
Then all the skulks were like "GOGOGOGOGOG HIVE=DEAD!" and they killed the phase gate at the German hive, and there was this Hitler gorge who was like "FRENCH HIVE=PWNED! SHNELL!" Then it was WW2. The skulks ran throught the French hive and they were liek "ONOS TIME!" but the Americans said "HEY!". Turns out teh Germans were still newbs and they went through the vent to the Russian res nodes, and had to fight the commie welders. Needless to say, Germans=owned. Then the Americans were like "HA HMG! HA HMG!" and the Germas were like "UH OH!" because they all had only 20 RPs and couldn't be onos. Then the Americans came and they were like "ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" and the Germans said "O NO WOLL OF LAME=NERFED!" and the Americans were like "SEIGE CANNON!" and then there was this ticking sound, and al teh Germans died. The end.
It is not good to have to much time on your hands in History class.
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ME, SINISTER, and MIKE=the bad handwriting brigade!
Calm down, and sort this out somewhere private.