[WHO]ThemYou can call me DaveJoin Date: 2002-12-11Member: 10593Members, Constellation
edited January 2003
I don't wanna register for that forum, so Imma gonna reply here.....
I'd have to go for leg breakage somehow, most likely you'd have to just surprise it with a full force frontal kick to a knee, as soon as I've got it immobilized (at least immobilized enough not to get up and squish me) I'd go for some kind of suffocation technique, probably not a choke but some kind of drowning in feces or urine or something.....
getting the meat off the thing is still a puzzler to me, but at least you don't need to fear the man-eating cow any more
I'd go eat some vegetables...your in a barn...theres a farm somewhere.
Also, if your saying you cant leave the barn etc. That's not part of the situation. Both of you, and the cow would be dead. Theres no water in that situation.
Well 1st, Your dead anyways, so why does it matter? You will run out of food/water anyways. And theres probably not enough water in the blood to keep you going for long.
I would break off my own arm and use the sharp pointy of my broken arm to stab the cow in da spine! Or I could use my broken arm as a club and bludegeon the cow to death. Okay okay so I wouldnt do that really but when I pictured it in my head it looked funny.
[WHO]ThemYou can call me DaveJoin Date: 2002-12-11Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Jan 19 2003, 02:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Jan 19 2003, 02:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Well 1st, Your dead anyways, so why does it matter? You will run out of food/water anyways. And theres probably not enough water in the blood to keep you going for long.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I dunno about you, but I don't believe in an afterlife. So not being dead is a really good option compared to being dead for that 1 week or whatever.
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i would just try to dig my way out with my bare hands.
that or Die. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
Everyone makes this problem more difficult than it is. Why bother killing it? Simply wait for it too look the other way, they quickly dash in and take a bite of steak tartar then look innocently in the other direction. Cows are stupid, it would never figure out it was you.
That is the best idea yet. But I would proly try to dig out with my hands and cause a cave in and die, hell 30 seconds of suffocating is better than a week of starving.
How would a tacky barn survive an earthquake? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
When the cow is asleep i would take my cloths and all of the cows poop, and loosely ( so the cow doesnt wake up yet) tie it around the cows neck so the cloths wrap around its mouth and the back of its head then, put all the poop on it then rapidly tighten the cloths around the cows mouth, shoving the crap down its throat so it would suffocate, the cloths keeping it from coming back up, I would then run away and try not to get squished. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
BTW this topic is extremly funny <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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I'd have to go for leg breakage somehow, most likely you'd have to just surprise it with a full force frontal kick to a knee, as soon as I've got it immobilized (at least immobilized enough not to get up and squish me) I'd go for some kind of suffocation technique, probably not a choke but some kind of drowning in feces or urine or something.....
getting the meat off the thing is still a puzzler to me, but at least you don't need to fear the man-eating cow any more
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/me shakes his fist in scorn at the sky
Also, if your saying you cant leave the barn etc. That's not part of the situation. Both of you, and the cow would be dead. Theres no water in that situation.
I dunno about you, but I don't believe in an afterlife. So not being dead is a really good option compared to being dead for that 1 week or whatever.
I figured, its only a little heresy. =D
i would just try to dig my way out with my bare hands.
that or Die. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
From: frankiscool
Date: 15-Jan-03 02:33 PM
Member Since: 12-Jun-00
6935 Total Posts
then die from eating raw cow <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Lmao, anyway ild run, ild think it was an onos and hide in some hay.
BTW this topic is extremly funny <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->