The Matrix Affect

Amped1 · February 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">A skulk named Neo</div> Has anyone noticed that if you leap across a mine (make sure you touch it) it will blow up and you will land safely. It takes some good timing. If you time right, you should be very close to receiving damage, and you may even take a little. Just try it out sometime.

Sevendashseven · February 2003

OMG that's like just like in teh matrix!

;)

Error404 · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even
now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your
window. Or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when
you go to work. When you go to Church. When you pay your taxes.
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you
from the truth.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

SoulSkorpion · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"What are you saying? That I can dodge bullets?"
"No, Neo. I'm saying that when you're ready... you won't have to."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Kiz · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Woah."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

DWGuy · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I'm a bad actor. Luckily this movie kicks ****"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

HWGuy_in_a_Can · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>We need guns. Lots of guns.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

relsan · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Killymagee · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You have to let it all go Neo, Fear, Doubt and disbelief FREE your mind. (Leaps off roof to another building 600ft away)</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

SoulSkorpion · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Come on! Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Kiz · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Your orders were for your protection."
"I think we can handle one little girl."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Everyone please observe, the fasten seatbelt and no smoking signs have been turned on. Sit back and enjoy your ride."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"God..."
"What?"
"I used to eat there. Really good noodles."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you will see it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I'm gonna enjoy watching you die...<i>Mr. Anderson.</i></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."
"My name...is <i>Neo</i>."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"The door on your left! No, yer other left!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

SoulSkorpion · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kiz @ Feb 13 2003, 10:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Your orders were for your protection."
"I think we can handle one little girl."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Everyone please observe, the fasten seatbelt and no smoking signs have been turned on. Sit back and enjoy your ride."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"God..."
"What?"
"I used to eat there. Really good noodles."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you will see it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I'm gonna enjoy watching you die...<i>Mr. Anderson.</i></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."
"My name...is <i>Neo</i>."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"The door on your left! No, yer other left!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
One at a time, or I'll quote the whole damn movie <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Kiz · February 2003

That's what I was doing! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Church · February 2003

/me is very scared at how much of the Matrix people have memorized.

"Dodge this!"

Sycophant · February 2003

I really don't see how the last dozen posts have anything to do with Leaping through mines or Kharaa strategy. I figured a mod would have shipped this one off to the offtopic ages ago. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Oh, and don't worry about the vase.

DDTrini_Lopez · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Do not try and kill the onos. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no onos."
"There is no onos?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Archzai · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>He is <i>The One</i></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

hoju2 · February 2003

If a server admin activates sv_cheats and sv_bulletcam (I think) after you shoot a GL you watch the grenade similarly to teh Matrix.

Link · February 2003

I don't recall watching any grenades in the matrix. lol

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Only human</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><a href='http://media.ebaumsworld.com/matrix.mpg' target='_blank'>You think thats air your breathing now?</a></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

[edit]Correcting link address[/edit]

Crisqo · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Jujitsu? ...I'm going to learn...jujitsu?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

bobthemagicalfish · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> *trista swings on a rope smack into a building and wacth the helo hit the building cause a ripple and the glass blast out*</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> the best freaken effect in that moive oh and neo should have said " woo that was some cool s*** lets see that again*

SoulSkorpion · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sycophant @ Feb 13 2003, 03:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I really don't see how the last dozen posts have anything to do with Leaping through mines or Kharaa strategy. I figured a mod would have shipped this one off to the offtopic ages ago. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Oh, and don't worry about the vase.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
What vase?

*smash*

Obliterater · February 2003

We should quote the ENTIRE move, one person posting one sentance at a time, starting from the begining, in order. That would be fun.

SoulSkorpion · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obliterater @ Feb 14 2003, 06:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> We should quote the ENTIRE move, one person posting one sentance at a time, starting from the begining, in order. That would be fun.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Heh. Not a bad idea. We should probably do that in the off topic forum <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

PeregineDive · February 2003

yea! I'm all for it man, someone run off and do it

-PD

Sifo25 · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trini @ Feb 13 2003, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"There is no onos."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Thank you Trini, I was waiting (and waiting, and waiting, and waiting) for someone to quote/alter the quote in a funny NS way. Thats the only way this post should have continued. Shame on all of you before for not adding something to your quotes. Punks. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"You take the heavy armor, the map ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the jet pack, you stay in Nancy, and I show you how to weld the hive... Remember, all I'm offering is the welding, nothing more..."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

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SoulSkorpion · February 2003

Yes, but

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"What are you saying? That I can dodge bullets?"
"No, Neo. I'm saying that when you're ready... you won't have to."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

and

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

are very, VERY appropriate for NS anyway <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Then there's

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Do you believe that my being stronger, or faster, has anything to do with my muscles - in this place?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

But, since you asked....

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Morpheus: "This is the server. It has the same basic rules as the physical reality of the space stations. Rules like gravity. What you need to learn is that these rules are no different from the programmed reality of a computer system - some of them can be bent, others can be broken."

Neo: "OMG!!! Hax0r! Get off the srver yuo n00b chetaor!"

- Neo has left the game.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sycophant · February 2003

My contribution to the NS-relevant modifications. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
<b>Tank</b>: We've got trouble.
<b>Morpheus</b>: Did the commander send a warning?
<b>Dozer</b>: No, another marine. Crap.? Fatties sweeping in quick.
<b>Neo</b>: Fatty?
<b>Trinity</b>: A Gorge. Cute, adorable aliens designed for one thing.
<b>Dozer</b>: Search and annoy.
<b>Morpheus</b>: Set her down right over there.... How're we doing, Tank?
<b>Tank</b>: Power offline. GL armed and ready.
<b>Neo</b>: GL?
<b>Trinity</b>: Grenade Launcher. Destroys any fatty in the blast radius. It's the only decent weapon we have against them.
<b>Neo</b>: Where are we?
<b>Trinity</b>: Their old service and waste systems hive.
<b>Neo</b>: A sewer?
<b>Trinity</b>: They used to infest cities that spanned hundreds of miles. Now these sewers are all that's left of them.
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Phifth_Element · February 2003

exceptionally clever! I am literally LOL...the sad part is that I would have to explain *too* much before anyone else here woudl understand........ <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Coyote399 · February 2003

why oh why didnt i take he blue pill?

Cry_Havoc · February 2003

Looks like most here can't wait for Matrix Reloaded.

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The Matrix Affect

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