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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I'm going nudist, now who's coming with me?
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    The rain in spain falls mainly in the plains.
  • FrothybeverageFrothybeverage Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13593Members
    peas peas peas peas peas peas peas peas peas, say it with me and wiggle!
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    "The Grand Poobah desires an audiance with you, sire."

    "Does he know?"

    "No. Our potatoes are safe, for now."

    "I am much relieved. Well let's get to it then; activate the Shi-Tzu."
  • TikiTorchBobTikiTorchBob Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8527Members
    It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. -Dan Quayle
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited February 2003
    It's the <i>arc</i> of the tangent!! <i>THE ARC!!</i>
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    "Take that base out your voice; you talk to me in treble"
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    /me jumps on a milktruck
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
    Zim, there's a pidgeon on your head. You've got head pidgeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children.
  • FrothybeverageFrothybeverage Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13593Members
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
  • FrothybeverageFrothybeverage Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13593Members
    THE GNOMES... OH GOD THE GNOMES! GET THEM OFF... GET THEM OFF ME!
  • LunaciteLunacite Join Date: 2003-02-17 Member: 13677Members
    ~ He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <img src='http://www.screensavershot.com/misc/gnomes.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    Take that!
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited February 2003
    <a href='http://www.fuckitall.com/bsh' target='_blank'>State of the Union - Not Good</a>
  • UberFubarLlamaUberFubarLlama Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10852Members
    My speakers are out of ram and this printer needs a new video card.

    Where's the resolution on this mother board?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->?
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    "Woke up in the morning, peculiur feeling
    Looked up and saw egg drippin' from the cieling"

    "EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • BergerBerger Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8945Members, Constellation
    yOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
    bLOW UP EVERY zIG!
  • KaosdroneKaosdrone Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11021Members
    I wonder what it would feel like to shove this whole old can of mountain dew, stuffed to the brim with cat livers and orange zest, up my nose and out my ear. And what effect would this have on the WWFZ (World Wide Federation of Zambonies).

    Remember people, if at first you don't sucseed, press reset.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    The words acorn, triangle, and plizinozinoenplurification come to mind.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    edited February 2003
    Under ground, over ground, womboling free, the wombols of wimboldon common are we!

    Making good use of the things left behind, the things that the everday folks leave behind!
  • KaosdroneKaosdrone Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11021Members
    shovels are nice like that, ya know? peace in....... wait i mean out.
  • Cry_HavocCry_Havoc Join Date: 2003-01-22 Member: 12593Members
    Smells like fish.

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  • sekdarsekdar Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9564Members
    On a cobweb afternoon
    In a room full of emptiness
    By a freeway I confess
    I was lost in the pages
    Of a book full of death
    Reading how we'll die alone
    And if we're good we'll lay to rest
    Anywhere we want to go

    In your house I long to be
    Room by room patiently
    I'll wait for you there
    Like a stone
    I'll wait for you there
    Alone

    On my deathbed I will pray
    To the gods and the angels
    Like a pagan to anyone
    Who will take me to heaven
    To a place I recall
    I was there so long ago
    The sky was bruised
    The wine was bled
    And there you led me on

    In your house I long to be
    Room by room patiently
    I'll wait for you there
    Like a stone
    I'll wait for you there
    Alone
    Alone

    And on I read
    Until the day was gone
    And I sat in regret
    Of all the things I've done
    For all that I've blessed
    And all that I've wronged
    In dreams until my death
    I will wander on

    In your house I long to be
    Room by room patiently
    I'll wait for you there
    Like a stone
    I'll wait for you there
    Alone
    Alone
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Say, someone found my keys and gave them to the police. When they instead should have given them to the school office where I dropped them. Bah, now I loose hours of fun on having to go to the station.

    YAB YAB YAB YABLLDEEEEE
    boogie doogy doog boogie doog
    DA PIXIES DA PIXIES NOOOOOOOO DA PIXES ARE COMING TO GET ME *WHACK WHACK* DAT TAUGHY DEM PIXIES!!
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