Movie Quote Thread

Infinitum · February 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">Pick ONE quote.</div> Right. Quote your all time favourite movie quote.
Your only allowed to pick ONE quote, so make it a good one.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I got better things to do tonight than die.

-Springer, The Transformers: The Movie</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

You shall all hail The Transformers: The Movie as the greatest cinematic experience of <b>ALL TIME</b>.

FlatlineUTD · February 2003

Leonard Shelby, in Memento:

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

AllUrHiveRblong2us · February 2003

One huh? That's tough...........................

It may be long, but it counts as one quote!
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>LU: And who are they?
DR. KLAHN: Refuse. Found in waterfront bars.
LU: Shanghaied?
DR. KLAHN: Just lost, drunken men who don't know where they are, and no longer care.
PRISONER #1: Where are we?
PRISONER #2: I don't care.
LU: And these?
DR. KLAHN: These are lost, drunken men who don't know where they are, but DO care. And these are men who know where they are and care -- but don't drink.
PRISONER #4: Wait a minute -- I don't know where I am.
PRISONER #3: Yeah, and I don't drink.
DR. KLAHN: Guard! (to #4) Do you care?
PRISONER #4: No.
DR. KLAHN: Put this man in cell number 1 and give him a drink.
GUARD: What do you drink?
PRISONER #4: I don't care.

That is, of course, from kentucky fried movie.
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DOOManiac · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Me Grimlock Kick ****!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

From the uncut version of Transformers: The Movie. ^_^

Or perhaps:

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You and you're **** rope</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> or </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Whoa!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sycophant · February 2003

This one should be easy. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

saint0z · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

GWAR · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I want to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill."
° Full Metal Jacket
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Smoke_Nova · February 2003

"20 million dollars is not cash. It's motive with a f**king universal adapter" - Way of the Gun.

Spyder_Monkey · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You're no daisy... you're no daisy at all</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Comprox · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>A: Hey look, it's a cactus!
B: Hey, it's not the only place you will find a large collection of pri<ks in LA</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
(Yes, I dodged it, but Im allowed to <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>)

Redford · February 2003

"What... is your name?"

"Tis Arthur, king of the britons!"

"What... is your quest?"

"I seek the holy grail!"

"What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?!"

"What do you mean? An african or european swallow?"

"Wh... I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*DUN DAHHHHHHHH!*

SmokeMasta · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Man, I feel like God</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Hackers 1

TychoCelchuuu · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Do. Do Not. There Is No Try.

-Yoda</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sycophant · February 2003

This one should be pretty easy too, but bonus points to whoever names it first. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."

"Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"

"You wouldn't believe."

"Which car company do you work for?"

"A major one."
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sekdar · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>What are you going to do, BLEED on me?!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Burr · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" -- that's disconcerting. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Tiio · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Ewan McGregor, Moulin Rouge</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

DOOManiac · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sycophant @ Feb 20 2003, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> This one should be pretty easy too, but bonus points to whoever names it first. :D  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
From the stupid stupid stupid movie, Fight Club. Now, I will go put on pads and a helmet to prepare for my eventual lynching from all the Fight Club Fanboys...

BathroomMonkey · February 2003

I'm your Huckleberry.

Angelus · February 2003

a pretty obvious one... (especially those who've seen diehard - which has to be everyone)

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Yippe-kay-yae (sp?) Mother-******</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
John McClane --- Any Die Hard Film

Bogglesteinsky · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Police Officer 1 (can't remember his name...): OK? We go on two.
Police Officer 2 (can't remember his name either...): Two? Why two? What happened to three?
Police Officer 1 (as you may probably know already, I can't remember his name...): No time for three
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Bonus points to anyone who can tell me what the names of the two police officers were, what the movie is, and what they were going to go and do.

I do know the movie and what they were going to do... but that would make it too easy for ya... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

The_Holy_Grey · February 2003

there is no spoon

Dead_Dragon · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"What the hell is wrong with you people? You made Humbert Humphrey President and you killed Jesus!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

LaserApa · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Arnie: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Mongol General: That is good.
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Angelus · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (z.x. bogglestiensky @ Feb 20 2003, 11:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Police Officer 1 (can't remember his name...): OK? We go on two.
Police Officer 2 (can't remember his name either...): Two? Why two? What happened to three?
Police Officer 1 (as you may probably know already, I can't remember his name...): No time for three
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Bonus points to anyone who can tell me what the names of the two police officers were, what the movie is, and what they were going to go and do.

I do know the movie and what they were going to do... but that would make it too easy for ya... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
cant remember the names of the officers

The film is Lethal Weapon 2, Mel gibson is one of them...

one of the dudes is on the crapper, with a bomb on it, and they are about to dive into the bathtub, and blow the whole side wall of the house to shreds

DY357LX · February 2003

3 quotes from the same damn good movie......

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman. Blood is a
big expense. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Never hate your enemies - it affects your judgement." </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"If history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody." </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Big-Pappa-Smurf · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Dirty Harry - Classic

Old people with guns are cool! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

FlatlineUTD · February 2003

OK I just have to throw in another one:

Bullet-tooth Tony, from Sn4tch:

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The side of <b>your</b> gun says replica, whereas the side of <b>my</b> gun reads Desert Eagle Point Five-Oh. Now, this should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Jeoster · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Relic25 · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> - David Warner as Evil

Name the movie, win nothing.

Big-Pappa-Smurf · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>T.J. Hicks: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

One's just not enough

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