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• Dread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members

  February 2003

  Q: Descripe your gun
  A: Bongo-drums

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: what weapon will be added to NS 1.1 instead of a flamethrower ?
  
  a: "You saw a WHAT ?"

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• Dunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization

  February 2003 edited February 2003

  Dont worry...

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• Gnatsum Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10566Members

  February 2003

  these games are even worse then the games ppl play in the ready room

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003 edited February 2003

  Q: What say those who had closed thier minds to the greatness of the almighty forum games ?
  
  A: "It was bleeding before I got there ! I swear it was !"

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• Bogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members

  February 2003

  <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "It was bleeding before I there ! I swear it was !" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  
  ummm...
  
  does anyone mind if i use this one?
  
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  Q: what weapon will be added to NS 1.1 instead of a flamethrower ?
  
  a: "You saw a WHAT ?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  
  Q: I just saw a flying onos
  
  A: Absolutely Nothing

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: what NS team will do about the eclipse-siege bug on the upcoming 1.1 ?
  
  A: about 550 pounds of TNT

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• Bogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members

  February 2003

  Q: what does it take to get that "freshly cooked look" of maccy d's hamburgers?
  
  A: A fish

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: what marines use to hit aliens if thier knife is broken ?
  
  A: a bunch of communist basterds

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• Mr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation

  February 2003

  who is the arch nemesis of Senator Mc Carthy?
  
  ARG! IT BURNS!

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• MrPink Join Date: 2002-05-28 Member: 678Members

  February 2003

  Q: What did i say my eye's felt like after seeing Darkbolt101
  
  A: God help you if that thing carried the spice channel!

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• TychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members

  February 2003

  Q: So, any advice on that new cable box I ordered?
  
  A: Whatever you do, turn it off when you're done.

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• Dunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization

  February 2003

  How do you keep safe after looking at porn?
  
  Get a Onos at your front door.

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• MrPink Join Date: 2002-05-28 Member: 678Members

  February 2003

  Q: My neighbors are annoying. How can I get rid of them?
  
  A: Conan Obrien

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• TychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members

  February 2003

  Q: What's for dinner?
  
  A: Melted cheese on toast.

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• Dubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members

  February 2003

  Q: How many fish are in the sea?
  
  A: an old boot

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• Big-Pappa-Smurf Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13765Members

  February 2003

  Q: Dad what was your pet name for mum when you where young?
  
  A: It would stop bleeding if you keep your finger outta there.

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• Dunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization

  February 2003

  My fingers bleeding in the ketchup bottle...
  
  <a href='http://www.sbvhome.tk' target='_blank'>W00T This site owns!</a> ( my site )

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• AllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members

  February 2003

  Q: what is a damned lie?
  
  
  A: stop hitting yourself.

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• Dread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members

  February 2003

  Q: Whats smart thing to say when your beating someone?
  A: Its all in the aim.

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: what you think of when you go to the toilet ?
  
  A: says "Eeek!" and runs away

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• TychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members

  February 2003

  Q: What do all intelligent beings do when they realise it's time for war?
  
  A: Shoot someone and say it's an accident.

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• Bogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members

  February 2003

  Q: How can you get away with muder?
  
  A: Dont get caught

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: How can you get away with murder?
  
  A: blame the fatty

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• Angelus Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10810Members, Constellation

  February 2003

  what should you do if u blink into a DC?
  
  OMG!!!

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: what you say when you see a hax-clean CS server ?
  
  A: it's green and smells like a dried-up corpse

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• SkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members

  February 2003

  Q. Describe the infantry portal, late game.
  
  A. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
  
  (if the answer above violates the rules, use: A. Shes gone from suck to blow!)

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• The_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members

  February 2003

  Q: describe the result of 95% of NS games
  
  A: on a stick

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• AllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members

  February 2003

  Q: What's the best place for soup?
  
  A: A plastic jesus

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• Bogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members

  February 2003

  Whats better than an inflatable spider-man?
  
  3.14159

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