Movie Quote Thread

Euoplocephalus · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
"I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus"
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-Jesse Ventura in Predator

Legionnaired · February 2003

For more boondock then you can handle:

<a href='http://www.amfp.org/boondock/soundsy.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.amfp.org/boondock/soundsy.htm</a>

Silver_Fox · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Con: Ya know what we need man? Is some rope....
Mur: Absolutely, what are ya, insane?
Con: No I'm not insane, Charlie Bronson's always got rope...
Mur: What?
Con: Yeah, They've got a lot of rope strapped on them in the movies and they always end up usin' it.
Mur: You've lost it haven't ya?
Con: No I'm serious
Mur: That's stupid, name one thing you'll need a rope for.
Con: I don't know what your gonna need it for, they just always need it.
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Although a bit inacurrate, still a great quote .. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Necrotic · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Oh sh*t! I just shot Marvin in the face!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

(im pretty sure marvin is the guys name)

Mouse · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because the road crossed the chicken mother ****er"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

From The Heist. A movie that oozes wit and quotes as a result

Tzarcon · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! Its a 12 gauge double-barrelled remmington, S-Mart's top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods departments, thats right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart. Shop S-Mart... YOU GOT THAT?!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

No points for guessing it because its so obvious

Legionnaired · February 2003

Oh my God.... Evil dead.....

That movie was so stupid it was funny.

voogru · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You think thats air your breathing?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

The Matrix

[WHO]Them · February 2003

man, it's old but still good....

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Hasta la vista....baby</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Narfwak · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narfwak @ Feb 22 2003, 12:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I wasn't even supposed to come in here today!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Um, yeah, and I think I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday, too, yeaaaah. That'd be greeeaaaat.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Follow the gourd!"

"No, follow the sandal!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Go to. . . <b><i>LUDICRUS SPEED!</i></b>"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?"

"Heh heh. . . why?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Bombs falling from the skies again! Deutchland is on the rise again!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<b>Ah ****' 'ate pikeys!</b>"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<i>Do you know where I am?</i>"

"You're behind the couch!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I don't like the sound of 'dem apples, Will!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<b><i>The price is wrong, ****!</i></b>"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I looove the animals!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"So, what can I do for you, sir?"

"I'm here for the account were you get the free gun."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Got anything to declare?"

"Yeah. Don't go to England."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Who is driving? Bear is driving! Omigod, how can that <i>be</i>?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This episode was drawn by a live audiance.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Bonus points for the "Deutchland" one! </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Because no one else will bother to answer all these quotes, I will. Here goes:

1)Clerks. Duh. If you didn't know this one, you deserve a sound flogging.

2)Office Space. Kinda mangled, but still good.

3)Austin Powers: Goldmember. I haven't seen the whole movie, but I have seen this scene. "Mmm, salty, salty!"

4)The Life of Brian (Monty Python). Very funny movie.

5)Space Balls.

6)Heh heh. . . Tommy Boy.

7)This one was tricky, as it is taken from a song from The Producers.

8)****.

9)Scary Movie, don't know which one (kaosdrone gave me this one)

10)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, from the "Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season" scene.

11)Happy Gilmore, classic quote.

12)Deleted scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

13)Bowling for Columbine, were Mike is at the bank investigating the "open a bank account, get a free rifle" deal.

14)****.

15)While not a movie, it is based on a movie - Clerks animated series, episode four.

16)Not sure which episode, but it's another Clerks animated series quote.

<img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'> "S_n_a_t_c_h" is filtered?

[WHO]Them · February 2003

while we're on the topic of guessing where quotes came from, here are some stumpers.....

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Hi</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Freeze!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>He's dead</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Fire!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Go Go Go!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Anywhere, just drive!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>It was you all along ?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This can't be happening.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

sorry.... I couldn't help myself <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

AllUrHiveRblong2us · February 2003

I'm guessing that all those quotes came out of Blackula.

voogru · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

If you dont know where that came from, I feel sorry for you.

Narfwak · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<i>****</i> Neil, the name is <i>Nuwanda</i>."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Confuzor · February 2003

I don't even think I've seen the entire movie yet; have to make sure I do some day...

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for."

I agree with the second part. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

There should be a games quote and book quote topic too... but let's just leave that for another time.

[edit] Oh yeah, this one came to mind as well:
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy?....

He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...

He can't be a dog he wears a hat and drives a car....

Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy? </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

ANOTHER movie I haven't completely watched, that I must... [/edit]

Liku · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Burr @ Feb 20 2003, 10:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" -- that's disconcerting. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
I LOVE Saving Private Ryan! It's my favorite movie, and that's where my quote comes from!

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You put me and this here Sniper Rifle, within one mile with a clear line of sight of Adolf Hitler, pack your bags boys, the War's over. Amen. - Pvt. Jackson</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Liku · February 2003

I can't believe someone hasn't said this one.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>It's Game Over man, it's Game Over! What are going to do now!? What the **** are we going to do!? - Pvt. Hudson</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Next is form the grea Arnold Schwarzenegger!

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You're fired.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

folk · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"i like to keep this handy... for close encounters."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
if you don't know it you suck at the internet.

Rob · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Shhh...No talking in the library.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Any guesses?

BioHaz · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie??
<i>Now, you're looking at now sir. Everything thats happens now, is happening now.</i>
What happened to then?
<i>We past then.</i>
When?
<i>Just now. We're at now-now.</i>
Go back to then!
<i>When?</i>
Now!
<i>Now?</i>
Now!
<i>I can't.</i>
Why?
<i>We missed it, just now.</i>
When will then be now?
<i>Soon.</i></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Whatsa matter Col. Sanders... Chicken??</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You refer to me as idiot! Not you captain!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>How many morons do we have on this ship anyhow??
<i><b>YO!!!</b></i>
I knew it, I'm surrounded by morons! Keep firing Morons!
(TV Version)</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Spaceballs The Movie has so many great lines... <img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Dezmodium · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in What?!?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

I love Samuel L. Jackson.
<a href='http://djali.res.wpi.net/cgi-bin/funny.cgi?filename=sam.swf' target='_blank'>Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard</a>

Smoke_Nova · February 2003

so many movie nerds...

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Radio:Help him, help him?
Character: Help who?
Radio: Help the bombadier!
Character: I'm the bombadier
Radio: then help HIM help HIM!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sycophant · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Listen! You smell something?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

This one <i>might</i> be an unknown to some of the young'uns. A cheesy, but hilarious, 80's movie. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

stoog · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I think we're gonna be ok here, they have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that"
"I think your brain has a thick candy shell."
"Your's is the one...with the shell on it..."
"Are you talking?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

heh

p4Samwise · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
He's blunt, but he has a point.
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Easy one...

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