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<div class="IPBDescription">Mart's top 100 hate list</div>Things Mart Hates:
1) His older sister, having a really attractive friend, who's only 1 year older than him and yet she thinks of him as 'Jos little brother'
2) Going to an Art gallery on a college trip and meeting lots of hot art students... but having nothing to talk about because he lacks a proper interest in Art
3) Sleeping in the same bed as someone of the female persuasion but not 'sleeping' with them
4) People
5) DeathValley (-Ian)
6) Being used as a go between in a long distance relationship
7) Long Distance Relationships
8) Not being able to aquire the final track needed to complete a collection
9) Buying the Ghostbusters DVD only to find it doesn't have ALL of the deleted scenes avaliable.
10) E-mail Spam
11) E-mail
12) Rob (-Ite)
13) Trying to find pictures of Satan
14) Knowing someone who is the spitting image of Natalie Portman, then having them hate him
15) Standing in Tomatoe Sauce
16) Websites that have music on them that make Winamp crash
17) 'G' going to a party and refusing to invite him because some chick he likes is going
18) My playmate getting in contact with me after 8 weeks of silence, then disappearing again without a word
19) When his friend's sister logs on under his friends name and he says something he really shouldn't have
20) Maheda (-Ite)
21) Sneezes that hurt.
22) When you can tell somethings going to happen to a rock in a cartoon because it's coloured differently to the rest of the background
23) Calling my phone provider to find out how much credit I have and not actually listening to the balance
24) When a server he's downloading a 100 meg file off of changes it's rules to require a username and password
25) Chocolate machines that almost give you your food
26) Girls who bite
27) Having a love bite and forgetting to wear a shirt with a collar
28) Having two hands that have minds of their own and go wandering when they get bored
29) Accidentally destroying a month of his diary
30) The music on Buffy recently by little-known bands being good and not being able to find the songs anywhere
31) His sister coming home and putting some Uncha Uncha Uncha music on really loud
32) Uncha Uncha Uncha music
33) Sociology Presentations
34) Those people who go around saying "Yeah, look at me, i'm crazy and insane and wacky! Yeah! You never know what I'm going to do next! Blah!"
35) FilePlanet hurting his lovely Opera
36) Valve Software for ripping him off
37) His mom, being annoying by downloading questionable internet dialers
38) Peple who say OTT, spelling it out... as if the phrase 'Over the Top' isn't annoying anyway
39) His friend getting him to cover for him while he goes out and gets laid
40) His friend calling him up to tell him about getting laid
41) Drinking 3/4s of a glass of coke and then realising theres something floating around inside the glass
42) His best friends girlfriend being madly in love with his friend despite his cheating on her
43) Replying to a text message immedietly after recieving it and then having to wait 15 minutes for a reply
44) Being jealous
45) Getting out of a warm bath and getting hit by the cold coldness of everywhere that isn't his warm bath
46) All of his lady-friends being out of town the same weekend he has a party
47) Hot Dogs that are too hot to touch
48) Not having a microphone
49) Visiting a website, registering his nickname on the forums, then forgetting about the website and returning 2 years later only to get angry that someone has already registered his nick
50) The way that at the start of spring break people say stuff like "Hey, i'll call you later on in the break and we'll do something" and yet... they never do
51) People being too polite to decide what mod to play
52) Contraforce, for no reason other than it's hosted on FilePlanet
53) Missing the opportunity to conclude the major plotline due to Absinthe
54) Girls chewing bubble gum
55) Kezz (-RL)
56) His sister stumbling across his questionable content collection
57) Girls so convinced that they're in 'love' with their boyfriends that they refuse to cheat on them.
58) Jedisar (-NSER)
59) Arch and Steppio asking stupid questions (-NSERs)
60) Having cold hands, girls having cold hands and cold hands in general
61) His computer crashing for no discernable reason
62) The computer crashing at school, eradicating his coursework, then refusing to reboot informing him he'd gone over his space allocation
63) Having a hairy ###
64) Falling for the same girl 3 years in a row
65) Girls who give you the 'ultimate smack down' "I don't think I could ever bring myself to get with you." And who then act like everythings peachy.
66) The tabs on his pants getting bent out of shape and refusing to stay flat.
67) Having an idea right before bed and beliving unquestionably that it's a good idea. Then waking up the next morning and realising how incredibly stupid the idea actually is.
68) Having a conversation with Kezz and her making references to drunken conversations that they have had.
69) People who mark their own work as 'Impressive'.
70) Trying to draw someone who looks stoned.
71) His earphones breaking.
72) He REALLY hates sociology presentations
73) Talking to people on MSN and having no idea of who they are
74) Talking to people on MSN and firstly having no idea who they are... then finding out it's a girl that he has a crush on
75) People who send an MSN message that just says 'LOL'
76) People who end a sentance with LOL
77) MSN Messenger cutting him off during a conversation
78) Exam Revision
79) Screen Glare preventing him from using his PC
80) Having feelings for someone and them not feeling the same way
81) Longing for company
82) Girls whose thongs stick out the top of their trousers
83) His phone sending 1 text message fine, then when he tries to send a second it pops up an error message for no reason
84) His mom eating the packet of Wine Gums that Kirsty sent him
85) Being Short
86) People who initiate an MSN conversation and then never respond
87) MSN refusing to send a message because he couldn't be bothered to update it
88) Keratose (-Band)
89) Downloads that freeze at 98%
90) Hot girls who have boyfriends
91) His mom refusing to buy any more Cola until he's drunk the diet stuff
92) The college computer restrictions
93) Tuesdays
94) Exams
95) Caring about someone other than himself
96) Laptop Keyboards
97) Bright Laptop monitors that make his eyes want to tear themselves out of their sockets and bludgeon him to death
98) The film 'Dude! Wheres my car?'
99) A friend half telling him something, then changing their mind about telling him and so they don't
100) Forgetting things he hates
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1) His older sister, having a really attractive friend, who's only 1 year older than him and yet she thinks of him as 'Jos little brother'
2) Going to an Art gallery on a college trip and meeting lots of hot art students... but having nothing to talk about because he lacks a proper interest in Art
3) Sleeping in the same bed as someone of the female persuasion but not 'sleeping' with them
4) People
5) DeathValley (-Ian)
6) Being used as a go between in a long distance relationship
7) Long Distance Relationships
8) Not being able to aquire the final track needed to complete a collection
9) Buying the Ghostbusters DVD only to find it doesn't have ALL of the deleted scenes avaliable.
10) E-mail Spam
11) E-mail
12) Rob (-Ite)
13) Trying to find pictures of Satan
14) Knowing someone who is the spitting image of Natalie Portman, then having them hate him
15) Standing in Tomatoe Sauce
16) Websites that have music on them that make Winamp crash
17) 'G' going to a party and refusing to invite him because some chick he likes is going
18) My playmate getting in contact with me after 8 weeks of silence, then disappearing again without a word
19) When his friend's sister logs on under his friends name and he says something he really shouldn't have
20) Maheda (-Ite)
21) Sneezes that hurt.
22) When you can tell somethings going to happen to a rock in a cartoon because it's coloured differently to the rest of the background
23) Calling my phone provider to find out how much credit I have and not actually listening to the balance
24) When a server he's downloading a 100 meg file off of changes it's rules to require a username and password
25) Chocolate machines that almost give you your food
26) Girls who bite
27) Having a love bite and forgetting to wear a shirt with a collar
28) Having two hands that have minds of their own and go wandering when they get bored
29) Accidentally destroying a month of his diary
30) The music on Buffy recently by little-known bands being good and not being able to find the songs anywhere
31) His sister coming home and putting some Uncha Uncha Uncha music on really loud
32) Uncha Uncha Uncha music
33) Sociology Presentations
34) Those people who go around saying "Yeah, look at me, i'm crazy and insane and wacky! Yeah! You never know what I'm going to do next! Blah!"
35) FilePlanet hurting his lovely Opera
36) Valve Software for ripping him off
37) His mom, being annoying by downloading questionable internet dialers
38) Peple who say OTT, spelling it out... as if the phrase 'Over the Top' isn't annoying anyway
39) His friend getting him to cover for him while he goes out and gets laid
40) His friend calling him up to tell him about getting laid
41) Drinking 3/4s of a glass of coke and then realising theres something floating around inside the glass
42) His best friends girlfriend being madly in love with his friend despite his cheating on her
43) Replying to a text message immedietly after recieving it and then having to wait 15 minutes for a reply
44) Being jealous
45) Getting out of a warm bath and getting hit by the cold coldness of everywhere that isn't his warm bath
46) All of his lady-friends being out of town the same weekend he has a party
47) Hot Dogs that are too hot to touch
48) Not having a microphone
49) Visiting a website, registering his nickname on the forums, then forgetting about the website and returning 2 years later only to get angry that someone has already registered his nick
50) The way that at the start of spring break people say stuff like "Hey, i'll call you later on in the break and we'll do something" and yet... they never do
51) People being too polite to decide what mod to play
52) Contraforce, for no reason other than it's hosted on FilePlanet
53) Missing the opportunity to conclude the major plotline due to Absinthe
54) Girls chewing bubble gum
55) Kezz (-RL)
56) His sister stumbling across his questionable content collection
57) Girls so convinced that they're in 'love' with their boyfriends that they refuse to cheat on them.
58) Jedisar (-NSER)
59) Arch and Steppio asking stupid questions (-NSERs)
60) Having cold hands, girls having cold hands and cold hands in general
61) His computer crashing for no discernable reason
62) The computer crashing at school, eradicating his coursework, then refusing to reboot informing him he'd gone over his space allocation
63) Having a hairy ###
64) Falling for the same girl 3 years in a row
65) Girls who give you the 'ultimate smack down' "I don't think I could ever bring myself to get with you." And who then act like everythings peachy.
66) The tabs on his pants getting bent out of shape and refusing to stay flat.
67) Having an idea right before bed and beliving unquestionably that it's a good idea. Then waking up the next morning and realising how incredibly stupid the idea actually is.
68) Having a conversation with Kezz and her making references to drunken conversations that they have had.
69) People who mark their own work as 'Impressive'.
70) Trying to draw someone who looks stoned.
71) His earphones breaking.
72) He REALLY hates sociology presentations
73) Talking to people on MSN and having no idea of who they are
74) Talking to people on MSN and firstly having no idea who they are... then finding out it's a girl that he has a crush on
75) People who send an MSN message that just says 'LOL'
76) People who end a sentance with LOL
77) MSN Messenger cutting him off during a conversation
78) Exam Revision
79) Screen Glare preventing him from using his PC
80) Having feelings for someone and them not feeling the same way
81) Longing for company
82) Girls whose thongs stick out the top of their trousers
83) His phone sending 1 text message fine, then when he tries to send a second it pops up an error message for no reason
84) His mom eating the packet of Wine Gums that Kirsty sent him
85) Being Short
86) People who initiate an MSN conversation and then never respond
87) MSN refusing to send a message because he couldn't be bothered to update it
88) Keratose (-Band)
89) Downloads that freeze at 98%
90) Hot girls who have boyfriends
91) His mom refusing to buy any more Cola until he's drunk the diet stuff
92) The college computer restrictions
93) Tuesdays
94) Exams
95) Caring about someone other than himself
96) Laptop Keyboards
97) Bright Laptop monitors that make his eyes want to tear themselves out of their sockets and bludgeon him to death
98) The film 'Dude! Wheres my car?'
99) A friend half telling him something, then changing their mind about telling him and so they don't
100) Forgetting things he hates
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Comments
I *love* doing this. Sometimes you just need/want a warm body nearby.
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Hickeys? Not a fan. Biting? Definitely a fan. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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No way man, that's called "feeling alive." It's like snowboarding in a t-shirt or playing tag in the rain.
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All depends on the girl... I like my girlfriend's thongs. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
<!--EDIT|Greedo386|May 12 2002,17:13-->
is not a bad thing.
3) Sleeping in the same bed as someone of the female persuasion but not 'sleeping' with them
is better than nothing.
82) Girls whose thongs stick out the top of their trousers
is a good thing.
WHY TEH HAET??? <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
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I will say...
82) Girls whose thongs stick out the top of their trousers
You're absolutly right. Ick.
I must admit though, most of what you wrote there is downright hilarious... <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
<!--EDIT|ken20banks|May 12 2002,23:12-->
And the thong thing? I hate it cuz it drives me CRAZY. I've only seen it happen with the cute ones and it just serves as a reminder how long it's been since... you know.
Now I'm all depressed.
Mart, I think you and I are, like, soul brothers or something. Let's drown our sorrows in alcohol.
Lenny: "Nothing like a depressant to chase away the blues."
Reaver
Of course, my brother's friends are all hot and technically old enough for me to date them. But I'll stick with the one I've got. (:
1) People that think post counts matter
I mean, look at mole, 'nuff said.
--Scythe--
<a href="mailto:the_only_scythe@subdimension.com">the_only_scythe@subdimension.com</a>
ok, i lied i didn't! just the first 21.
keep it up with the.. uhm.. hate and all <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
/me goes to mutter about his sister's friends all hating white guys
oh and uh, sometimes its good to not have sex with this person you are in bed with, you know, in case you HAPPEN TO HAVE A GF and then when you finally get back to town, tell her everything, she forgives
whereas if you had done the deed and still told her, it could of been a little different
..... for it all to come burning down 6 7 months later anyway
(Not to mention: Up, up and away!)
I do know a person that writes hate lists which <i>only has persons!!!</i>
I don't think it's worthy of any hate list, but it would be nice if people quoted the whole sentence than <i>just the number</i>. ;)
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I'm amazed of how much of the list consists of stuff that has to do with love/girls. Sociology Presentations? What's wrong with them. :(
...when speaking of exams, I have one tomorrow! :-]
Oh, I'm <i>sooo</i> tempted to quote number 58. ;)
And Kassinger, it's because i'm a sucker for girls, in any way shape or form... that and I'm from Essex, what more could you expect from someone who's seen far too many pairs of white stelletos and belgish weathermen wearing toupees.
Be happy you can at least make it that far eh?
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Happens to me all the time, but usually its more along the lines of "In order for that to work, you would have to talk to somone...in real life." Then I vanquish it from my memory.
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That pisses me off too, hot girls should be reserved for the smart guys.
As of right now I know 3 chicks (Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead, funny no?). They are all very hot, 2 of them have boyfriends, and 1 of them kissed this kid she didn't even know for no reason...then spends the following 6 hours talking about it. All the while im wondering where the hell my kiss is.
Um.........lol?
MY GOD, YOU JUST POSTED IN A THREAD THAT IS MORE THAN A YEAR OLD! I WAS GOING TO REPLY TO THE THING, THEN NOTICED <b>I ALREADY HAD.</b>
Sheesh, what got into you?
I'm not sure, but this might be my favorite thing about living. If all of a sudden it just stopped happening I'd probably just stop eating untill I die...
and regarding all your girl "problems" - be happy.
some dont even get that much.
and regarding all your girl "problems" - be happy.
some dont even get that much. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
How come you and me are the only people who noticed this demonic nudge?