You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Ns When...
murta
Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12080Members
Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12080Members
<div class="IPBDescription">(Some apply to Voogru servers only)</div> There's bound to have been one of these, but the search is screwed and it seems to have sank, so here goes mine:
- You refuse to leave your bedroom to go to school before you get HA/GL
- You scraped your knee playing football outside and you run in telling your mum to "freaking WELD ME *****"
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide behind the sofa taunting them and waiting for a Comm Chair
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide in the storage space surrounded by bottles of Mountain Dew to keep you alive
- You throw your college tutor out of his chair, sit in it and drop yourself a Mars Bar out of his desk, then leave
- Every time someone farts you tell them to stop gas-spamming and call them a "freaking n00b Lerk"
- You run at the fat guy at school with a knife shouting "I stabbed the Gorge OMFGZ" then shout "How'd I get to be so gooood?" as he bleeds to death
- You join the army and tell your general to drop you a jet-pack and welder and you'll take out the whole of Iraq
- You yell for Primal Scream in Gym class so you can slam dunk higher and faster
- You find a dark spot to go to sleep in at bedtime so your egg doesn't get stabbed up
V - You ask for your family to donate res to you for your birthday so you can get your hive up ASAP and go fade to beat the school bully
- You run into the middle of a playground fight, jiggle about and go RRRRRRRRREEAAUMMMMMM. Then run off shouting "ROFLMAO EIGHT XENO KILLS - PWNED"
- You block your dad's garage door with a tree so he can't get into Shipping Tunnel
- You shout for everyone in your dodgeball class to "STOP freaking NADE SPAMMING N00BS"
- You sell everything in your house because you were sick of your family being n00bs
- You glued Action Man figures to the 4 corners of your bed and set a waypoint on your butt, telling them to 'Defend Target'
- You set up trip mines around your CD collection because it's cheaper than buying a cabinet to 'secure' them
- You scream at your mum for a JP. She buys you new Nikes instead, so you kill yourself so you can respawn and she can get you a Jetpack this time
V - You tell your bank you can't pay them because you'll overflow
V - You can't find the light switch in your bedroom, so you drop 2 Observatories and research Motion Tracking instead
- You refuse to leave your bedroom to go to school before you get HA/GL
- You scraped your knee playing football outside and you run in telling your mum to "freaking WELD ME *****"
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide behind the sofa taunting them and waiting for a Comm Chair
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide in the storage space surrounded by bottles of Mountain Dew to keep you alive
- You throw your college tutor out of his chair, sit in it and drop yourself a Mars Bar out of his desk, then leave
- Every time someone farts you tell them to stop gas-spamming and call them a "freaking n00b Lerk"
- You run at the fat guy at school with a knife shouting "I stabbed the Gorge OMFGZ" then shout "How'd I get to be so gooood?" as he bleeds to death
- You join the army and tell your general to drop you a jet-pack and welder and you'll take out the whole of Iraq
- You yell for Primal Scream in Gym class so you can slam dunk higher and faster
- You find a dark spot to go to sleep in at bedtime so your egg doesn't get stabbed up
V - You ask for your family to donate res to you for your birthday so you can get your hive up ASAP and go fade to beat the school bully
- You run into the middle of a playground fight, jiggle about and go RRRRRRRRREEAAUMMMMMM. Then run off shouting "ROFLMAO EIGHT XENO KILLS - PWNED"
- You block your dad's garage door with a tree so he can't get into Shipping Tunnel
- You shout for everyone in your dodgeball class to "STOP freaking NADE SPAMMING N00BS"
- You sell everything in your house because you were sick of your family being n00bs
- You glued Action Man figures to the 4 corners of your bed and set a waypoint on your butt, telling them to 'Defend Target'
- You set up trip mines around your CD collection because it's cheaper than buying a cabinet to 'secure' them
- You scream at your mum for a JP. She buys you new Nikes instead, so you kill yourself so you can respawn and she can get you a Jetpack this time
V - You tell your bank you can't pay them because you'll overflow
V - You can't find the light switch in your bedroom, so you drop 2 Observatories and research Motion Tracking instead
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- You can't find the light switch in your bedroom, so you drop 2 Observatories and research Motion Tracking instead <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
:o thats what i do when i dont find the light switch... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
- You can't find the light switch in your bedroom, so you drop 2 Observatories and research Motion Tracking instead <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
:o thats what i do when i dont find the light switch... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ooh I need to change that one, see 2 Obs and MT was what you needed on Voogru for Night Vision. Not sure if it's still in there
- You go alien and get cloaking upgrades and hide in the girls showers.
lol...
rofl
I made a thread just like this one... cant find it though...
rofl
I made a thread just like this one... cant find it though... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, if you find/remember I'd love to hear 'em, I like a good larf
- You scraped your knee playing football outside and you run in telling your mum to "freaking WELD ME *****"
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide in the storage space surrounded by bottles of Mountain Dew to keep you alive
- You throw your college tutor out of his chair, sit in it and drop yourself a Mars Bar out of his desk, then leave
- You run at the fat guy at school with a knife shouting "I stabbed the Gorge OMFGZ" then shout "How'd I get to be so gooood?" as he bleeds to death
- You join the army and tell your general to drop you a jet-pack and welder and you'll take out the whole of Iraq
V - You ask for your family to donate res to you for your birthday so you can get your hive up ASAP and go fade to beat the school bully
- You run into the middle of a playground fight, jiggle about and go RRRRRRRRREEAAUMMMMMM. Then run off shouting "ROFLMAO EIGHT XENO KILLS - PWNED"
- You block your dad's garage door with a tree so he can't get into Shipping Tunnel
- You shout for everyone in your dodgeball class to "STOP freaking NADE SPAMMING N00BS"
- You sell everything in your house because you were sick of your family being n00bs
- You scream at your mum for a JP. She buys you new Nikes instead, so you kill yourself so you can respawn and she can get you a Jetpack this time <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
these are the BEST ones <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Funny stuff
-you go to the zoo and see a rhino and run away yelling "OMG!!!!11 an ONOS!! THEY GOT 3 HIVES, WAAAAAAH"
-everytime when you go thru a door you crouch while going thru and look up...might be a skulk around...
-You go to McDonalds and say "Build Food Waypoint!"
-You stack your empty pop cans (or soda), as a 5 pepsi in pyramid, with 3 coke behind to "heal them"
-You are trying to find a plush gorge on eBay
-You see someone injured and begin to spit on them.
-You realize that there are about 6 sound clips from "Aliens" in your ns/sounds folders
-You scream to your mom from 3 rooms over to drop you a pepsi and a welder to fix the TV
-You get so bored, you play as a skulk upside with cl_pitchup 189 (try it sometime), and actually get a lot of kills
-You realize the model of the Onos actually has a butthole! (it does!)
-You've crashed a server with too many turrets (did it today...lol, I was shocked).
-you turn off the monitor while playing, you just need to hear marine footsteps to kill em (use the force, luke <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )
NOW That was weird. I was definetely out of it that morning.
- you make up a huge list of things that you can tell when you've been playing too much ns
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P.S.: that onos butthole thing was disturbing... yes i did check
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You relize that your really did just suggest onos humping
- You try to build a birdhouse by vomitting all over the wood
- Someone tells you to go to hell and u say "gimmie a waypoint!"
- Whenever you finish an assigned task you say "We're finito!"
- You ask your gym teacher for a jetpack and when he hands u goalie equipment you yell "OMG n00b commander!" pull the skin down off your forehead and write 'KILL' with a pencil.
Edit: Haha that last one is goin in my sig! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
- You reach for the 'toggleeditps' button on your remote so you can mute Celine Dion
- You get grounded for spraying your decal on your mum's new dining table
- Every time you hear the word 'missile' and 'command' used in the same sentence, you feel the urge to burn things
- You start to refer to everyone you see as "human scum" and chuckle at them repeatedly
- The last time a burglar broke into your house you screamed "CLEANSE THE INTRUDER" and ran at him trying to bit his head
- You make a public protest against America using it's military force against Iraq, insisting that they only have 1 Hive and the US army should kill them all with sporks, so they aren't seen as lamer n00bs
- You jumped out your bedroom window and blamed the broken legs on your low FPS, 'cos it fecked your JP
- You go to the optician and when he asks you to blink, you tell him you "don't have 2 hives yet you f*cking n00b" and you refuse to blink until he gives you 54 dollars to go fade
- You cover the sidewalk in glue, wait for a passer-by to get stuck, throw Furbies at them and grin madly screaming "HAR j00 GOT BABBLERED - KING PROWNED"
- You refuse to get a job, insisting that the overturned garbage cans you put over the holes in your back yard will will supply you with all the money you need
- You insist that K-Mart start stocking Grenade Launchers and Jet-Packs or you won't leave the store
I think that means you need to play more NS <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
You try to devour your little brother because he looks like a tasty marine <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
- you chase your brother/sister/ friends around making biting noises
- when your sibling locks himself in his bedroom you call, "comm! we need to seige!"
- you run away from your dog/cat
- you bunny hop around when your friend surprises you from behind
- you see light shining thru the window onto the wall and think a parasited marine is in your bathroom
- you feel like you need to check every dark spot in your house but are afraid of grabbing a flashlight cuz you think it will be easier for skulks to see you
- you desperately want to hit f4 when your parents lecture you
- you don't feel safe at night unless you stack pillows in front of the door so HA/HMG marines can't open it
- you won't give your friends any food when they're over if they don't build phase at hive
lol that's great
lol
[edit]mucho dos swears[/edit]
You run away from a dog screaming "SKULK AHHHHH!!! **** THOSE N00B RUSHERS!" <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
You go to the pet store, just to shout at the hampsters "OMG, TOO MANY GORGES U NOOBS!!"
You sit down on the toilet and start issuing commands.
You vote to "Eject the commander" at work when your mad at your boss
You charge at rhino with a knife
You hide in the rafters chuckling all the time, waiting for a marine to walk by and not notice you.
you call people noobs when they don't use teamwork.
You think CS is a dirty word.
you start thinkg of good places to put offensive chambers in your room.
You go to a hardware store to buy a welder so you can get rid of hives.
edit: there was a huge thread of this before the redid the site, and it was one of the best threads