Favorite Game Quotes

Burr · February 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">whats yours?</div> I want to know what your favorite quotes from computer and console games are, and you can put more than one if you want to.

one of my personal favs is from "Sam and Max Hit the Road"

Sam: Percent sign ampersan dollar sign
Max: And colon semicolon too
Swami: What the *beep* are you doing?
Sam: Swearing in longhand asteriks mouth

There are more from this game, I need to play it again and remember them all.

edit: </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Max: Gratoitous acts of violence are my forte.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

DOOManiac · February 2003

Sam & Max rocked. :D

I can't decide if my fav line is
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You now process Dracula's Rib</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
or
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I feel asleep!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

saint0z · February 2003

Elf needs food badly
-gaunlet

and to get it out of the way,

Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb
Operator: We get signal
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: <b>All your base are belong to us</b>
Cats: You are on the way to destruction
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice
-zero wing

Burr · February 2003

I was wondering when somebody was goign to put that, I was about ready to just to get it out of the way.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Sam: Ive got something in my eye. Max: Try digging it out with a fork, works for me!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

AllUrHiveRblong2us · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kharaa_0z @ Feb 25 2003, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Cats: <b>All your base are belong to us</b>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
You couldn't let me have that one, could ya?

Well, I guess since that's already taken, I'll just stick with the classic from Toejam and Earl 2:
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Boom Boom Shaka Boom Clap Clap</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Spyder_Monkey · February 2003

From Spider man on X-Box

"Goblin: Do you hear that? It's the sound of your time passing..."
"SpiderMan: You sure? I think it might be your mother"

mRWaffles · February 2003

Sam and Max was the greatest game ever. Can't decide my favorite quote; it's been years =(.

Starcraft
Marine: "Which one is the any key?"

Quake: *Annoying jumping grunt sound*

Deus Ex
Paul: "JC Don't be a hero!"

JC Denton: "Their are those that still live in the darkness and must be brought into the light"

Greatest gaming moment ever was after going back and fighting the good fight (200 attempts) finding out that:

Doctor: "Paul is alive, amazing"

Infinitum · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Sam: "I see that old Mr.Bosco's generously giving away his profits to the underprivledged ski-mask-wearing youth of the neighborhood again."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>*Upon finding a skeleton*
Sam: "Why it's old mister McReedy, the janitor!"
Max: "I guess he's off the list of suspects."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Sam: "Genuine Native American Drums manufactured by Genuine Native Koreans"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Sam: "My coat hanger antenna. I'm an electronics genius"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Catpoker · February 2003

tie between 4 things:

"Fire in the hole" in counter stirke (makes a rap in 32 player servers)

"MEDIC!!!!" in TFC

"now there is something you don't see everyday..... Thank GOD!" in NS

EDIT: "Here we GO!!" from super mario 64

GWAR · February 2003

I cant remember the exact quote, I was laughing to hard. (i wasnt expecting it)

Kimhari to Tidus (FFX)

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Pick spot, Shutup, Wait. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Dirty_Harry_Potter · February 2003

max payne:
you'd find that lady luck was a hocker, and you were fresh out of cash

Unreal 2:
THE FEW THE PROUD AND THEY AIN'T HERE!

Confuzor · February 2003

Full Throttle:

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Ben: "I'm not putting my lips on that"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<i>Upon dying as the Nameless One in Planescape: Torment</i>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Morte: "Encore! Encore!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"One time you awoke obsessed with the idea that <i>I</i> was your skull, and chased me around the Spire trying to shatter and devour me... luckily, you were crushed by a passing cart in the street."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

And heck, I missed out a lot of dialogue in Star Control II...

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Captain Fwiffo: I swiftly matured into a fine example of my species and with my parents' assistance, achieved independence.
Specifically, they pried me from the doorjamb, and rolled me into the street.
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Thraddash: Brutal!? You don't know the MEANING of brutal until you've heard the story of Culture Three!
How brutal WAS Culture Three you ask?
Culture Three was SO brutal that they maimed, tortured, enslaved, and in general brutalized
THEMSELVES!
You see, Culture Two had made a virtue of stoic resistance to pain, stubborn fortitude, that sort of thing.
So when Culture Three came around, they had a problem.
How were they going to impress everyone as being EVEN TOUGHER?
Their answer? They would arrive at a battle, stand on a tall hill where everyone could see them
and chop off one of their own limbs! Then they'd wave it around, screaming and shaking it at their enemies.
It worked! It scared the hell out of their opponents! They ran like crazy!
You could tell who was a real war hero back then by how few arms or legs he had left.
War parades were quite different too. Instead of sturdy old warriors walking slowly past the reviewing stands
they tended to roll, and at a good clip, too.
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

I would of added some for Grim Fandango as well, but I can't find a source for quotes.

Necrotic · February 2003

Unsure if it counts because technically its an easter egg, but if you were unlucky enough to lose an arm in Die By The Sword your guy would say

"Tis but a flesh wound"

;D

"Yes it is a cow"

Diablo

And also I can't remember the exact words but

"Who let those monkeys out!"

From the floating scientist ball thing in Starcraft

Bogglesteinsky · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Now where did I put that shutdown procedure chart?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

all of you should know where thats from...

Orcrist · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Elliot you idiot! Can't you even die properly!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Big_Game_Hunter · February 2003

In Warcraft 3, when you click on a unit many times, they will start saying funny stuff. My favorite is the Acolytes':

"My life for Aiur...I mean uh Ner'zhul."

or the Necromancers':

"I <i>love</i> the dead...frequently."

Rue · February 2003

Half-Life has a few good ones,
'Oh i seem to be badly wounded'.....thats them all unless u count barnys 'Times up for you pal' then he brings out his little gun and u kill him with a crowbar =P

TychoCelchuuu · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The Rebels are assaulting one of our planets. Perhaps you shold do something about it....</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Aah, Rebellion. Great game

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>All I see is darkness! Oh wait, my hood is down</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>E Chu Ta!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Would you like to buy a monkey?
No, I would not like to buy a monkey.
It is a very good monkey!
I'm sure it is a very good monkey, but I would not like to buy it.
Are you sure you don't want to buy a monkey?
Look, I wouldn't take the monkey if it was free!
Free?! Do you want my children to starve?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Keep your men hidden. We don't want to cause an incident, do we?
Yes sir. I mean no sir. I mean yes to the first part and no to the second part. Sir.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

The_Holy_Grey · February 2003

from Fallout2
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
- "i gonna replace those organs you've just holed with some of yours !" (thugs)
- "Oh, this ol' thing ? his name's Herbert ! ... naahh just kidding.. his name is Bob !" (Harold talking about the tree growing out from his head)
- "Well technicly .. it's a thingie" (Harold about the Hydro-electric magnetosphere regulator)
- "My dad named me after an hero of an old comix series. it means sunofabitch too " (Cassidy about his name)
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

from Planescape: Torment
not the exact words but very close..
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Awaiting-Death: death will bring me release from this prison-of-a-life !
Nameless One: no it won't. trust me.
Awaiting-Death: oh yeah? and how can you prove it ?
* the Nameless One snaps his own neck and falls dead to the floor. after a few minutes he recovers and gets up *
Nameless One: you see ? do i look any better ?
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

another one from P:T
that's a part of the Nameless One's jurnal
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
I've asked Marta... the addles seamstress in the Buried Village.. to look in my skull to see if anything was there. There wasn't.
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Venmoch · February 2003

Heh NOLF I forgot that one!

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Who needs a locksmith? Eh Shepherd!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>So do you guys train for alien combat of is this just a special occasion?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Stupid Machines why don't these ever seem to work?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I'll say here and pretend to guard this area</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Maybe I should guard, that closet over there</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Recon Team Check In</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This place makes boot camp seem like disneyland</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Don't shoot I'm with the science team!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Slig · February 2003

I'm a rabid gamer and sci-fi freak, so thats bad enough, but im also a quote phreek!

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Vincent, for gods sake man, stop waving that thing around!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>We shoulda brought god damn shotguns</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Izikiel 25:17, the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the tyyranies and inequities of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, sheppards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost men, and i shall strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when i lay my vengance upon thee... *shoots white dude* *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Pulp Fiction

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Hey man, what are we supposed to use, Harsh Language?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You're on an express elevator to hell! Goin down!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Aliens

I gotta goto class but ill be back with more....

saint0z · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Damn I just lost my appetite</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Now theres something you don't see everyday, Thank God</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

/obvious

Confused · February 2003

yall ferogt day of teh tentacle!!!

"bernard float over here so i can punch you"

arggh mental blank..

[ht]boozer; laugh all you want
me;oh i will
(precceds to chuckle like 50 times)
( boozer walks into room and shoots me)
boozer: hahahahah!

sekdar · February 2003

"....we need better players!"

greyfox5 · February 2003

"Spawn more overlords!"

kida · February 2003

"ahh, come get summm!" Guess who?

and there are alot more by this hulky steroid alien killer, stripper lover man.

GreyPaws · February 2003

Well since Duke Nukem jacked all his lines from Army of Darkenss I dont think it counts, but here goes:

Duke: "Blow it out your ****"

Duke: "Let God Sort Em Out"

Duke: "These Alien **** are gunna pay for shooting up my ride"

Duke: "Nobody steals our chicks..... AND LIVES!"

Duke: "Im gunna tear off your head and **** down yer neck"

Duke(#1) "Its time to kick **** and chew bubblegum...... and Im all outta Gum!" (this was actully said by roudy piper in THey Live but he said it like this "I'm hir to chew bubble gum and kick ****, and I'm all out of bubble gum")

Scientist 2 right before you enter the testing chamber in HL "Gordon doesnt need to know all that, hes a trained professional!"

<span style='color:red'>Do not skirt the swear filter.</span>

Narfwak · February 2003

"...And now... we DONCE!"

sender · February 2003

Shazbot!

DOOManiac · February 2003

He didn't jack all of his lines from AOD...

He jacked a lot from various sources yes, but hardly all from AOD..

"Hail To the King, Baby" is of course from AOD.

But "I'm gonna rip your head off.." is from Full Metal Jacket. And its a lot funnier to hear that seargent say it than duke. heh. but the rendered cutscene of duke actually DOING that was way funnier.

Narfwak · February 2003

"What? This is the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics! People don't just disappear!"

From NOLF2. That game rocks.

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