Batman
<div class="IPBDescription">Is he A Superhero?</div> As the topic says is batman a superhero. Im dont think he is one. I mean all he is, is a guy in a costume fighting crime. Anyone can do it. Plus in order to be a SUPERhero you have to have a power. Now whats batmans power. Nothing all he has is a utility belt. Ok a belt is not a power its an item. I have argued over this for almost two years now and well i want to know what you all think.
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Besides, isn't Batman considered a 'crimefighter' and not a 'superhero'? Like I said, I'm not much into comics..... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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No, he can fly, shoot lightning, ets ets ets
HOWEVER, he is both a fuggen supper genius as well as being in peak physical condition.
Remember, HE is the one that designed AND BUILT all of his 'great toys', he didn't just buy em, he MADE EM!
in Aberrant this would be represented by a few points in Mega Int, as well as Mega Wits (the dude just can't be thrown off balance)
see, thats where his 'powers' are.
And another 5 in each Dex, stam, and Str.
God... I'm a geek.
That's like saying a Zombie Space Pirate Ninja Warrior Robot is a superhero. Really really cool and super awesome? Definitely yes. But superhero? No.
He isn't from another planet.
He can't shoot fire from his eyes.
He can't fly.
He's just friggin INSANE enough to do the crap he does. >:D
Speaking of which, how does Superman get a haircut? Wouldn't the scissors just break on his superfollicles? Or shave his superstubble for that matter. Or trim his supertoenails?
and it is wonder woman ;D
aLso probably has:
vision (cyborg magic dude), The flash, and Green Lantern
And yes, batman IS CRAZY
Because if Batman's not a superhero, then neither is the Green Lantern, since all HE has is the power ring.
Speaking of which, how does Superman get a haircut? Wouldn't the scissors just break on his superfollicles? Or shave his superstubble for that matter. Or trim his supertoenails? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fishing line! ROFL You sure it aint high tensile steel wire? Something I always wanted to know tho was how does he make his spandex tights bulletproof? They jus bounce off him like nothin else.
as for bullet proof apndex, I don't think they are suposed to be (it only shows up in the movies)
you have all overlooked the true power behind Batman.... Alfie the Butler.
ALL HAIL ALFIE!
Batman would be all badass looking hardcore, then this little nerdy kid will punch him in teh kidneys with amazing speed and Batman would be missing a good chunk of his torso. Batman is a joke.
One of his major allies has a MULLET for christ's sake!
My real question is... where does he get all his money.
How is it that he is so athletic if you never see him train in a gym or with martial arts instructor.
How does he build all his $hit? I mean, I don't read the comics, I didn't see most of his film, but I do recal seeing a batcar, a batplane and a batboat... WHERE DID HE BUILD THOSE? It's like he has his own little car factory like GM or Ford or wathever....
Anyways, his suit is teh ghey, and his ghey boyfriend is teh ghey too.
Peace, all love... PANTSMAN! *Catchy beat* Tanana na na na nana na nanana PANTSMAN!!
My real question is... where does he get all his money.
How is it that he is so athletic if you never see him train in a gym or with martial arts instructor.
How does he build all his $hit? I mean, I don't read the comics, I didn't see most of his film, but I do recal seeing a batcar, a batplane and a batboat... WHERE DID HE BUILD THOSE? It's like he has his own little car factory like GM or Ford or wathever....
Anyways, his suit is teh ghey, and his ghey boyfriend is teh ghey too.
Peace, all love... PANTSMAN! *Catchy beat* Tanana na na na nana na nanana PANTSMAN!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
haha AGREED!!
"I Know nothing about what I am talking about BUT I am going to say that my opinion is right so THERE neyhh!!!"
As for explenations:
Go read the comics
1) He is the owner and CEO of a major corperation
2) They do show this
3) its a friken comic book, probably builds in in the batcave (I am assuming he has some shops down there (ie meatle working)
yeah but the ring enables him to do superhuman things, thus making him a superhero
anyone can swing on that fishing line, but not to many are crazy enough to do it...
batmans just the worlds greatest detective and is pretty handy with those batarangs
2) WOO I AM TEH WINNAR!!!!!
3) So if Batman finds a magic wand then that suddenly makes him a superhero in your mind? Psssh. Superhero is as superhero does. And for the record, Batman could probably kick the arse of many superheroes because he's smart. If he had to fight Superman for some reason, he'd load up on Kryptonite, and outwit Superman quite handily. As far as brains go, of all the major superheroes, only Spiderman is on the same level as Batman (and I think Batman has it over Spidey in terms of being worldly and perceptive, at least).