How Did I Fart Hard Tonight?

Butt_monkey_saladButt_monkey_salad Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11006Banned
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Can any of these food products produce the same effect as beans and asparagus?

1. slightly dry and lumpy cream cheese
2. maple walnut icecream
3. extra crunchy peanut butter
4. mildly stale honey mustard pretzels
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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    1 for sure! Cream cheese is asking for trouble!
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    I'd say 4 is the more likely culprit.
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    5. All of the above
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  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    The sheer volume of intellectual conversation on this message board is astounding. Seriously, voting for the most likely cause of one's gastrointestinal expulsions? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    *<i>ahem</i>* Is it #3? Peanut butter <b>does</b> do strange things to one's body sometimes. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    I'd vote for all but 2, unless you're lactose-intolerant. I've never had problems with ice cream before, myself. The others can be deadly if you're on a long car trip though.
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    I was going to say too much dairy tbh.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    I'm guessing you ate all 4 in one sitting
    And are now suffering the consequences. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • tseepratseepra Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10530Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Mar 20 2003, 07:12 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Mar 20 2003, 07:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd vote for all but 2, unless you're lactose-intolerant. I've never had problems with ice cream before, myself. The others can be deadly if you're on a long car trip though. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know, I'd hate to be in a car with me and some ice-cream.
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  • The_Real_QuasarThe_Real_Quasar Has the I.Q. of 12,000 P.E. Teachers Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9998Members
    6. Curry.
    That is all.
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  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    /me falls out of his chair laughing
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  • Sephiroth2kSephiroth2k Join Date: 2002-04-21 Member: 481Members, Constellation
    heh salsa does it for me <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> salsa.. buffalo wings, jalapeno peppers, all hot stuff <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TediakTediak Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2910Members
    In honor of the late St. Patricks day, I have to mention corned beef and cabbage as being one of the most noxious odor cocktails my digestive tract has ever encountered.
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  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    ........ Chinese food
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  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    CHINESE FOOD ALL TEH WAY, ever smelled one of those famous chinese farts? well, its because they eat chinese food...... oh yeah..... chinese food = good farts 4 u ^^
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    My gastric expulsions are legendary. It doesn't matter what I eat, simply standing downwind of me is worthy of a biohazard alert.
    Now....


    ...who fancies a lan?
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