<!--QuoteBegin--ZupiCo+May 20 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZupiCo @ May 20 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thank you, I really needed those nub points. But I wont get a kudo though, because I cant figure out what's so special with 42. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> Thinking of skulk bite or something, but that's not right. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> There are so many things wrong with this post i don't know where to start...
It's only spam if you haven't done the required reading.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->White Mouse: Stilled the best laid plans of mice. Arthur:...and men White Mouse: Who said anything about them?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Is it <i>wrong</i> to post meaningless drivel in a spam thread?
But of course, you guys don't realise that this is actually a serious discussion in the <i>guise</i> of spam. That way you ward off the... Chipmunks Of DOOM who break all the good threads. This is a thread on the usefulness of building resource towers as kharaa. I will not go further indepth as I do not want to attract the attention of... you know who. Just look deep and ye shall find the hidden meaning.
This is not a serious thread. Everyone that even <i>thinks</i> they know how ns works understands that res towers are important, so this does not make any point. This is just a spam thread
<!--QuoteBegin--E-Th33ph+May 20 2003, 01:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (E-Th33ph @ May 20 2003, 01:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Your bash misses Sarcasm Sarcasm trips you. You have been mortally wounded and will die if not aided. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sarcasm looks at your unconscious body. Sarcasm laughs cruelly. Sarcasm's <span style='color:red'>flaming bite</span><span style='color:yellow'> -==))>>INCINERATES<<((==-</span> you for <span style='color:blue'>999 </span>points of damage!
[SSU] Jackthestripper [CL] : ready (team) [DO'H]Soljah [CL] : ok ppl this is an official clan war, only use teamsay and listen up cuz its tactics time (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : when the rounds starts I will go comm and drop one ip [DO'H]shizzle : ready 5 (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : one person builds it and 2 of you go to compu... WTH 4 [DO'H]shizzle : w00t 3 2 1 *the round has started* (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : omg shizzle u m*ron... ok everyone kill theyre hive (team) [DO'H]Chris : rgr that, follow me everyone (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : Nimred build the ip (team) [DO'H]NimRed {T} : rt at maint comm [DO'H]Chris got killed by [SSU]cybar with bitegun (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : get back here nimred! [DO'H]who's_sane got killed by [SSU] Goofehnipple with healspray [DO'H]cranny got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun [DO'H]Tybone got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun [DO'H]Junkeh got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun [DO'H]NotSoDeadCorps got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : ffs!! shizzle get back to base! (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : dj, now build the ip [DO'H]EinMine got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : BUILD IT!!! (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : ********** (team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : Ill build it myself... [DO'H]Soljah {CL} got killed by [DO'H]shizzle with knife [DO'H]shizzle : w00t [SSU] civilianterestial : gg [DO'H]Tybone : whats a res tower?
Why read this or the whole thread aye? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Eplekongen+May 20 2003, 10:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Eplekongen @ May 20 2003, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stop that! I will not let this digress into something as low as a spam contest! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> OMG TEH IRONIE
DruBoBack In BeigeJoin Date: 2002-02-06Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
edited May 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--Eplekongen+May 20 2003, 10:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Eplekongen @ May 20 2003, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stop that! I will not let this digress into something as low as a spam contest! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> The SPAM Sketch from The Final Rip Off
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: <a href='http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.wav' target='_blank'>You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?</a>
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)
did someone say postcount++ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
th@ annoying kid trying to raise his postcount?! WELL I NEVER! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You forgot about Zaphod Beeblebrox <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ah well, where shall we have lunch?
**whispers in ear**
The Restaurant at the end of the universe sound like a great idea! Off I go!
Society generally passes through three main stages of evolution... Development, Psychology, and Sophistication... Also known as the "How, why, and where" stages...
For example...
Development... "How do we eat?" Psychology... "Why do we eat?" Sophistication... "Where shall we have lunch?"
Of course, in the days before spam we wore an onion in our belts, as it was the fashion back then. Why, when I was a lad all this was fields. Onion fields, of course, to supply the fashion houses of London and Paris with belt accessories like onions. And then along came spam and all that changed. Nowadays if you youngsters want to hear about belt-onions you have look on the internet instead.
<!--QuoteBegin--i'm lost+May 20 2003, 06:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ May 20 2003, 06:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is just a spam thread <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> SHUT UP yoouuuu American, you aaalllways taaallk you Americans. You taaallk and you taaallk and you say:
Hey Wheee, what MUD is that >-INCINERATE-< thingy from? I used to be an avid proffesional MUD newbie, anotherwords, if you name a MUD, there's a 99% chance I've played it, got to just below what's considered a "regular" player level for that game...and quit to play a new MUD <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
They can't lock this thread because spam they're way too busy playtesting 1.1 spam for all of us to enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
The spam's shocking bite DOES UNIMAGINEABLE THINGS TO you! [1052] The spam's suction DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO you! [552] The spam's flame DOES UNBELIEVABLE THINGS TO you! [778] You are blinded by the smoke!
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But I wont get a kudo though, because I cant figure out what's so special with 42. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
Thinking of skulk bite or something, but that's not right. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There are so many things wrong with this post i don't know where to start...
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->White Mouse: Stilled the best laid plans of mice.
Arthur:...and men
White Mouse: Who said anything about them?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
(Kudos to those that recognize the importance of 42) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
42. Brillant! you've found the answer. Now what was the question again?
But of course, you guys don't realise that this is actually a serious discussion in the <i>guise</i> of spam. That way you ward off the... Chipmunks Of DOOM who break all the good threads. This is a thread on the usefulness of building resource towers as kharaa. I will not go further indepth as I do not want to attract the attention of... you know who. Just look deep and ye shall find the hidden meaning.
Sarcasm trips you.
You have been mortally wounded and will die if not aided. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sarcasm looks at your unconscious body.
Sarcasm laughs cruelly.
Sarcasm's <span style='color:red'>flaming bite</span><span style='color:yellow'> -==))>>INCINERATES<<((==-</span> you for <span style='color:blue'>999 </span>points of damage!
You have died.
post count = ^ <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
(team) [DO'H]Soljah [CL] : ok ppl this is an official clan war, only use teamsay and listen up cuz its tactics time
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : when the rounds starts I will go comm and drop one ip
[DO'H]shizzle : ready
5
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : one person builds it and 2 of you go to compu... WTH
4
[DO'H]shizzle : w00t
3
2
1
*the round has started*
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : omg shizzle u m*ron... ok everyone kill theyre hive
(team) [DO'H]Chris : rgr that, follow me everyone
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : Nimred build the ip
(team) [DO'H]NimRed {T} : rt at maint comm
[DO'H]Chris got killed by [SSU]cybar with bitegun
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : get back here nimred!
[DO'H]who's_sane got killed by [SSU] Goofehnipple with healspray
[DO'H]cranny got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun
[DO'H]Tybone got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun
[DO'H]Junkeh got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun
[DO'H]NotSoDeadCorps got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : ffs!! shizzle get back to base!
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : dj, now build the ip
[DO'H]EinMine got killed by [SSU] civilianterestial with bitegun
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : BUILD IT!!!
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : **********
(team) [DO'H]Soljah {CL} : Ill build it myself...
[DO'H]Soljah {CL} got killed by [DO'H]shizzle with knife
[DO'H]shizzle : w00t
[SSU] civilianterestial : gg
[DO'H]Tybone : whats a res tower?
Why read this or the whole thread aye? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
OMG TEH IRONIE
The SPAM Sketch
from The Final Rip Off
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: <a href='http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.wav' target='_blank'>You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?</a>
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)
winnar.
OMG
admins are getting time off... we cant let it happen! otherwise post like this grow rampant
did someone say postcount++
did someone say postcount++ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
th@ annoying kid trying to raise his postcount?! WELL I NEVER! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ah well, where shall we have lunch?
**whispers in ear**
The Restaurant at the end of the universe sound like a great idea! Off I go!
For example...
Development... "How do we eat?"
Psychology... "Why do we eat?"
Sophistication... "Where shall we have lunch?"
[/HHG2G-Spam]
Oh please do stop the <a href='http://tsunami.anime.net/arim/smap/smapnet.html' target='_blank'>smap</a>.
postcount += 2;
Oh me, oh my.
SHUT UP yoouuuu American, you aaalllways taaallk you Americans. You taaallk and you taaallk and you say:
"Let me tell'ya something"
and
"I just wanna say this"
Well you're dead now! So shut up!
The spam's shocking bite DOES UNIMAGINEABLE THINGS TO you! [1052]
The spam's suction DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO you! [552]
The spam's flame DOES UNBELIEVABLE THINGS TO you! [778]
You are blinded by the smoke!
You are DEAD!