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<insert non-birthday-related title here> Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
<div class="IPBDescription">enter your funnies!</div> <[NSGuide]Mouse> well my ping was bouncing more then Fam
<FoR|BitchSLAP> "Meh, I'm Monse... I sit around and yell at people so noone notices that I haven't actually killed anything!" <MonsE|AtWork> That's grendel <FoR|BitchSLAP> oh. right. sorry. <MonsE|AtWork> No wait, Grendel is: 'OY WANKAH! STAY TOGETHAH IN TEAMWORK OR I'LL SMASH YOUR TEETH WITH MY PINT MUG!!!!' (said while he rambos half-way across the map)
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quotes only plz <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<FoR|BitchSLAP> "Meh, I'm Monse... I sit around and yell at people so noone notices that I haven't actually killed anything!" <MonsE|AtWork> That's grendel <FoR|BitchSLAP> oh. right. sorry. <MonsE|AtWork> No wait, Grendel is: 'OY WANKAH! STAY TOGETHAH IN TEAMWORK OR I'LL SMASH YOUR TEETH WITH MY PINT MUG!!!!' (said while he rambos half-way across the map)
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quotes only plz <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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always says something that makes me laugh.
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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><iNvAsi0n> lookin for ns clan, would be willing to host server for clan i join
<Tycho|WuvFam> you can join, uh, IJUSTWANTTHEFREESERVER. International juveniles united so that we and the tiny heathens from ever ever school enter rockin very enteresting races.
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I swear that will be something that haunts me all my IRC life!
[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hmmm..
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><@HSA|JaM|away> Winner: AAO|SBV Answer: anne mae bullock Time: 48.95 Streak: 15 Points: 28 WPM: 3 Rank: 3rd
* @HSA|JaM|away bows before AAO|SBV for he is a trivia god...
<+AAO|SBV> LOL
<+AAO|SBV> there u go
* Quits: Kc^fatboyz (pqpq@217-127-9-135.uc.nombres.ttd.es) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* You were kicked by HSA|invi (AAO|SBV)
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Kicked for being to good at trivia.
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Rofl
<Fam> Its not a clan match joev.
<joev|bbiab>Fam: You've never slept with my GF obviously <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<Fam>Ill beright there honey, just gotta 'prepare' my 'offensetactics'
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On Tech Support:
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><SqueAl> they are totally clueless.? they are pretty much "well, uh...have you tried stripping naked, painting yourself blue, and dancing the in rythm to the flight of the bumblebee to call down the favor of the email gods?"
<SqueAl> and, sadly, I had to tell them that, yes, yes I havd actually<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<Comprox> Flayra having fun? Impossible!
<diablone> hes watching someone else code!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Ok, that's enough <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<Comprox> Flayra having fun? Impossible!
<diablone> hes watching someone else code!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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lol. Teh pwn.
* Mouse thieves Mart's PLS and replaces it with a carboard cutout of SCARY LADY while he is distracted
* Hodge steals teh cardboard cutout of SCARY LADY and replaces it with a cardboard cutout of fam nekkid
* Mouse looks at the cardboard cutout of Fam nekkid and the cardboard cutout of SCARY LADY
<Mouse> Umm, I can't tell the difference
*wibble rolls mount everest at Beast
*wibble (down a hill)
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that would have to be some impressive hill, considering the size it would have to be <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hrhr, I dunno why that came about.
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...and Boz on an interesting topic. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Scientists have studied and came to the conclusion that most women, will, at some point in their life, contain intelligent DNA.
... Unfortunately, 95% of them will spit it out."
[17:29.37] <Venmoch|NUB> Gorge sucking has gone
[17:29.51] <JezPuh> you suck gorges?
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* MonsieurEvil has joined #ns-staff <NemesisZero> Hey Mons * MonsieurEvil has left #ns-staff
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#Naturallyselected ?
Banana creme pies. <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif'><!--endemo-->
<Rel|Immacolata> heathen
<Rel|Immacolata> infidel
<Rel|Immacolata> philstine
*moment of pause*
<Rel|Immacolata> republican!
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Because its fun?
<Kipin> somebody call the waaaaaambulance<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<Shockwave|Work> I don't have a superiority complex. I am superior to you. Simple <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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*** Darwin Quit (Reason: Natural Selection)
*** Three_Legged_Marsh_Groper Quit (Reason: Natural Selection)
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<NHBr|OttoDestruct> tired of cold toilet seats?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've actually been told by someone that the XBOX is the best because you can just download new hardware for it instead of having to buy another console.
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not an irc quote but it's worth it!
<Kalias> I see my killing of conversations know no bounds.
<Necro> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<Kalias> They deserve it really, dahm those conversations.
<Savage^> conversations cause world wars!
<[On-Air]Lura> if u wont talk ... think would get more messy ...
<Kalias> Conversations killed my pet goldfish.
<Necro> he deserved it
<Kalias> I think my grandmother bored it to death.
<Kalias> Or ate it, I can never remember which
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<AnChoas> eh 98 has not given me a problem yet
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<Flayra|v104> Please stop confusing me with God, it's just...not appropriate <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<Jerle_Minara> you guys know what's scary?
<[NSGuide]Mouse> canadians in mating season?
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(I like stealing Comprox's quotes and making myself sound funny) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <-- omg comprox u h4x0r!
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<Pjofsky> So?
<Pjofsky> Besides, what's the difference between a short ban and a kick?
<Blak3> i can't rejoin automatically
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not remotely funny but it's in Redford's setinfo ^^