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NecroNecro <insert non-birthday-related title here> Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
edited May 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">enter your funnies!</div> <[NSGuide]Mouse> well my ping was bouncing more then Fam


<FoR|BitchSLAP> "Meh, I'm Monse... I sit around and yell at people so noone notices that I haven't actually killed anything!" <MonsE|AtWork> That's grendel <FoR|BitchSLAP> oh. right. sorry. <MonsE|AtWork> No wait, Grendel is: 'OY WANKAH! STAY TOGETHAH IN TEAMWORK OR I'LL SMASH YOUR TEETH WITH MY PINT MUG!!!!' (said while he rambos half-way across the map)

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quotes only plz <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    I don't go in the IRC very often but when I do, someone
    always says something that makes me laugh.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (@ChanServ) [Surge|Shower] <BoZmAn20> Last night I was really tired but I didn't want my dad to f**k over my download, so I wrote in marker on a sheet of paper "DONT FUX0R DOWNLOAD OR I WILL STAB YOUE OMG DIE" | <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • DXODXO The one... the only... Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12894Members, NS1 Playtester
    very nicely done my friend, very nicely done <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> i was there for that and will vouch thats all quotes!
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I have a big enough ego to quote myself. I see that as a good thing:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><iNvAsi0n> lookin for ns clan, would be willing to host server for clan i join
    <Tycho|WuvFam> you can join, uh, IJUSTWANTTHEFREESERVER. International juveniles united so that we and the tiny heathens from ever ever school enter rockin very enteresting races.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    See my sig

    I swear that will be something that haunts me all my IRC life!
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
    [18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
    [18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
    [18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
    [18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
    [18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS
    [18:24] <+elixer> NOOBEHSPAMMERS<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hmmm..


    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><@HSA|JaM|away> Winner: AAO|SBV Answer: anne mae bullock Time: 48.95 Streak: 15 Points: 28 WPM: 3 Rank: 3rd
    * @HSA|JaM|away bows before AAO|SBV for he is a trivia god...
    <+AAO|SBV> LOL
    <+AAO|SBV> there u go
    * Quits: Kc^fatboyz (pqpq@217-127-9-135.uc.nombres.ttd.es) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    * You were kicked by HSA|invi (AAO|SBV)
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Kicked for being to good at trivia.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[21:53] <+LiFe`> sbv what is #websites all about ?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Rofl
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    edited May 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><joev|bbiab> right.. off to the GF. wish me luck!
    <Fam> Its not a clan match joev.
    <joev|bbiab>Fam: You've never slept with my GF obviously <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <Fam>Ill beright there honey, just gotta 'prepare' my 'offensetactics'
    *** Comprox sees the GF have some 'defensivechambers' around her house<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    On Tech Support:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><SqueAl> they are totally clueless.? they are pretty much "well, uh...have you tried stripping naked, painting yourself blue, and dancing the in rythm to the flight of the bumblebee to call down the favor of the email gods?"
    <SqueAl> and, sadly, I had to tell them that, yes, yes I havd actually<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[21:04] * Flayra|dinner is now known as Flayra|fun
    <Comprox> Flayra having fun? Impossible!
    <diablone> hes watching someone else code!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Arby> Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><HF|KIR|SpyderMonkey> Moderators are the only ones who praise god when the forums are down. <HF|KIR|SpyderMonkey> I stop randomly deleting/renaming sql files when I've had my rest.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Shrike30> caleb, you see, this is why you track them down by IP addy, and then i track them down with .308<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ok, that's enough <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • PegenatorPegenator Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11269Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Comprox+May 31 2003, 09:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ May 31 2003, 09:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[21:04] * Flayra|dinner is now known as Flayra|fun
    <Comprox> Flayra having fun? Impossible!
    <diablone> hes watching someone else code!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol. Teh pwn.
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    For more funny quotes go to Bash.org , it's down right now, but they normally have almost 100,000 quotes.
  • AngelusAngelus Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10810Members, Constellation
    * Necro- steals zoe and hides her in a drain pipe

    * Mouse thieves Mart's PLS and replaces it with a carboard cutout of SCARY LADY while he is distracted

    * Hodge steals teh cardboard cutout of SCARY LADY and replaces it with a cardboard cutout of fam nekkid

    * Mouse looks at the cardboard cutout of Fam nekkid and the cardboard cutout of SCARY LADY

    <Mouse> Umm, I can't tell the difference
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    *wibble rolls mount everest at Beast
    *wibble (down a hill)
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that would have to be some impressive hill, considering the size it would have to be <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><dsg> THERE IS A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS WITHIN THE VAS DEFERENS<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hrhr, I dunno why that came about.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><BoZmAn20> I always really did wonder what it would be like to have a gerbil insuerted into your rectub<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ...and Boz on an interesting topic. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GorgeBushGorgeBush Join Date: 2003-04-22 Member: 15745Members
    Well this is more of a joke I heard:
    "Scientists have studied and came to the conclusion that most women, will, at some point in their life, contain intelligent DNA.

    ... Unfortunately, 95% of them will spit it out."
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    [17:29.32] <Venmoch|NUB> Uh Oh
    [17:29.37] <Venmoch|NUB> Gorge sucking has gone
    [17:29.51] <JezPuh> you suck gorges?
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    edited May 2003
    Wrong topic.. WTH?
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    My current #dod setinfo

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[03:36:23] <@ChanServ> [Infinitum] <MrDumpling> are any clans recruiting? <+Infinitum> MrDumpling; Heard they're looking for people over at #counter-strike *2 MIN LATER IN PM* <MrDumpling> are the clans at #counter-strike recruiting for DoD? *30 SECONDS LATER* <+verbal> ok DOD has nothing to do with counter-strike It's not that hard to put that together <MrDumpling> so then why did he tell me to go to counterstrike?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    * MonsieurEvil has joined #ns-staff  <NemesisZero> Hey Mons * MonsieurEvil has left #ns-staff
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jobabob+May 31 2003, 09:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jobabob @ May 31 2003, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> who wants to idle in a channel full of the people who make randomness a crime? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    #Naturallyselected ?
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jobabob+May 31 2003, 06:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jobabob @ May 31 2003, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> who wants to idle in a channel full of the people who make randomness a crime? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Banana creme pies. <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <Rel|Immacolata> heathen
    <Rel|Immacolata> infidel
    <Rel|Immacolata> philstine
    *moment of pause*
    <Rel|Immacolata> republican!
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jobabob+May 31 2003, 09:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jobabob @ May 31 2003, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> who wants to idle in a channel full of the people who make randomness a crime? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because its fun?
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><necr0phile> "b00h00 the movie i dled for free sucks"
    <Kipin> somebody call the waaaaaambulance<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <Shockwave|Work> I don't have a superiority complex. I am superior to you. Simple <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And jesus is...?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    renegade that sucked!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    *** Darwin Quit (Reason: Natural Selection)
    *** Three_Legged_Marsh_Groper Quit (Reason: Natural Selection)
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><NHB|DAmC02> ok thats it Ive had it
    <NHBr|OttoDestruct> tired of cold toilet seats?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--sirius june 1st+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sirius june 1st)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    I've actually been told by someone that the XBOX is the best because you can just download new hardware for it instead of having to buy another console.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    not an irc quote but it's worth it!
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <Kalias> I see my killing of conversations know no bounds.
    <Necro> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <Kalias> They deserve it really, dahm those conversations.
    <Savage^> conversations cause world wars!
    <[On-Air]Lura> if u wont talk ... think would get more messy ...
    <Kalias> Conversations killed my pet goldfish.
    <Necro> he deserved it
    <Kalias> I think my grandmother bored it to death.
    <Kalias> Or ate it, I can never remember which
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <AnChoas> eh 98 has not given me a problem yet
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <Flayra|v104> Please stop confusing me with God, it's just...not appropriate <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <Jerle_Minara> you guys know what's scary?
    <[NSGuide]Mouse> canadians in mating season?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    (I like stealing Comprox's quotes and making myself sound funny) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <-- omg comprox u h4x0r!
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    (Blake just got banned by Lightning Blue for 20 seconds, FYI)

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <Blak3> i don't have autorejoin
    <Pjofsky> So?
    <Pjofsky> Besides, what's the difference between a short ban and a kick?
    <Blak3> i can't rejoin automatically
    <Pjofsky> ... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    not remotely funny but it's in Redford's setinfo ^^
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