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antichrist
Join Date: 2003-05-27 Member: 16769Members
Join Date: 2003-05-27 Member: 16769Members
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"WoooEEE that's one ugly....thing"
"I've seen things come outta my **** that look better than you"
"Chalk up another for the TSA...."
"I get paid to shoot, not to negotiate"
and i think i should be able to record ones in my own voice, like
"OH FU*KING HELL THERE'S AN ALIEN BITING MY **** OH HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD NO!" and so on
'we have a problem............... there's something gooy on my boot!'
'I don't kick **** for fun!'
"Hey, who's up for some Kharaa burgers?"
"And to think I wasted perfectly good bullets on <i>that.</i>"
"Oh man, I think I got some of it on me."
"Those scum sucking aliens are gunna PAY for messing up my CC"
"I know what your thinking skulk, did he fire 47 bullets or 50, well I'm holding an LMG the most accurate rifle known to man, so you got to ask yourself a question, do you feel lucky skulk? Well do ya?"
"Ooops! I tripped and pulled the trigger on my gun!"
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL thats a good one ^^
LOL!
"I coulda stay at home... having some grillparty... steaks.... hot chickas... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Could have done that left handed!"
"I think we should get rid of something called " alien hives"..."
This one is copied from Starcraft, but fun as hell:
"How do I get outta this chickensh** outfit?"
- WHERES Mi Pie?
-I Like Pie
- eat my pie shooting gun
-Onos luv teh PIE!
-OMG that was PIEAGE!
-OMGZ!!!!1111 PIE!!!
- OUCH! I bet he wont be eating pie anytime soon
- mmmm, that is some goooood pie!
- COULD WE STOP WITH THE PIE COMMANDS!!!!!?!?!?!?!?
-NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Orkin Man, eat your heart out."
"Now, play dead."
"He's an ugly little spud..."
"Nice shootin, Tex!"
"You wanna piece a' me, boy?"
"No, I'm not Aimbotting, I'm just that good."
"I am teh "elite" haxxor."
edit: "And I thought these things smelled bad ... on the <i>outside</i>" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Got lead?"
<b>Movie/Game Quotes:</b>
"The good... the bad... I'm the one with the gun." --> Army of Darkness
"<i>NONE SHALL PASS!</i>" -->Monty Python's search for the holy grail
"Tell your friends!" -->Starship Troopers: Terran Ascendancy (game)
"Not much to look at after you scrape em' off your boot." --> Starship Troopers
"Huh!? You like that!? Want a little 'moore'!?" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> --> Starship Troopers (one of the dumbest movie lines ever, that and "GIMME DA NUKE!")
"This is MY land.... Stay away!" --> Black and White (the game, not that underbudget flop of a movie)
"..And you're mother too!"
"Comm, we've got inbound."
"Today IS a good day to die!"
"Oh, no you didn't!"
"To be, or.....Ah... die already!"
Aliens:
"Mmmm... yummy.."
"Where's the cream filling?!"
"T'was only a flesh wound!"
"Surrender, bipedle scum!"
"BOOMSTICK!"
"All you need is love... and mass alien genocide."
"You like dem' apples?"
"(Whistles the taps)"
"Hey comm! I think I just killed your x wife."
"Like bullseying wamp rats... with sharp teeth that climb on walls."
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My LMG is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My LMG without me is useless. Without my LMG, I am useless.
I must fire my LMG true.
I must shoot straight at my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he bites me. I will...
My LMG and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the number of Turrets, nor the Hives we cap.
We know it is the Kill Ratio that count. We will hit...
My LMG is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.
will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my LMG clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before <u><b>Flayra</b></u> I swear this creed.
My LMG and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no Kharaa, but PEACE.
hahahahaha (imagined in a whiney pre-pubescent 11-year-old voice), I can see my brother saying that
"Ok, who ordered Spare-ribs!!!"
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"Gee, thank god I'm only here to kill the damn beasts, not to scrape 'em off the walls afterwards."
"What makes you think you can eat me? Have I got a sticker with "alien food" on my back? Huh?" Other marine: "Umm, actually, I think the comm DID play a little trick on you when he gave you that medpack..."
"Join the army they said... see the world they said... I'd rather be sailing."
A cookie for those of you who remember the game that came from.
"Err... I think we got a problem"
"Heads up Boys - the Four legged FREAKS are in town"
"I'M A SOOOUL MAAN"
"[to the tune of oops i did it again] Oops, i shot one again... its all over the floor, and theres anothee--eeee-rrr, i just . killed . me . a . skulk .
"mmmmmmm who ordered chicken?"
"OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT THING? I SWEAR IT WAS 5" LONG!"
"ppphhoooeeey. comms, i need a clothes peg STAT!"
"good job they aint real aliens .. cause that wall would be melted by now" [copying idea of alien blood being acid?! nah <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->]
that'll do me.
Aliens one:
"mmmmmmmm (marine) piiiieeeeeee"
"Join the army they said... see the world they said... I'd rather be sailing."
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Warcraft 2 <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Stop poking me, comm"
"Dont you have an army to run?"
"Once again it is up to the TSA Frontiersmen"
(Bastardized I know, but valid <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->)
"When death comes knocking on your door, run, run like hell... Into my bullets"
"All your base..."