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<div class="IPBDescription">i need it</div> i was just informed that the girl i've liked for a couple years has told my friend that she is sick of me being around a lot (which is bizzare cuz i'm not around that much). this is a real heart-splitter for me cuz i had just gathered up enough balls to ask her out tomorrow. of course, i'm not gonna do that now, and my heart feels like it's bleeding (sorry i'm whining but i had no idea what else to do cuz all my trillian buds have gone to bed).
so, post something funny. i don't care what it is, be it a picture or story or joke or what not. you really don't have to i just wanted to make a point to this thread cuz i wanted to complain about that. but it would help me out a lot if i could laugh about something anyway.
so, post something funny. i don't care what it is, be it a picture or story or joke or what not. you really don't have to i just wanted to make a point to this thread cuz i wanted to complain about that. but it would help me out a lot if i could laugh about something anyway.
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once you understand that. You will be completely happy because life will seem so trivial.
ohh and God doesnt exist.
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1. Find a normal website. Even boring news websites work fine. Don't read the article you find.
2. On Google, find a Japanese-English online translator. Copy/paste the entire English article, and translate it into Japanese.
3. Copy-paste the Japanese result, and translate it back to English.
Congrats! You have an Engrish translator. Examples of Japanese Engrish in commercial products and stores is available at <a href='http://www.Engrish.com' target='_blank'>http://www.Engrish.com</a>
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Disclaimer: this may be considered as offensive, or a racial joke against the Japanese. Personally, I think it's poking more fun at the inaccuracy of cheap online translators, and emphasizes the need for better, publicly-available systems. Ha! Turned a possible controversy into a request for better interaction between different regions of people!</span>
Remember, chocolate is the cure all for bad feelings and acne. One of the two, at least.
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dude these are hilarous. thanx a lot bud!
The only thing you have to remember is that there is more to life than girls, and that you are not who you date.
You are your own self. Anyone else who happens to come along and go out with you for a while, hey, have fun, but don't make them who you are.
People change, their thoughts and attractions change, but you will always be who you are. The world is bigger than that girl, and you are more than who you date.
Remember that and you'll be fine. I'll probably be on for another hour or two, if you want to chat for a bit,
AIM: Legionnaired
ICQ : 144018819
I've got nothing better to do, and hey, talking about this stuff is better than keeping it to yourself, trust me.
EDIT: By the way, friendly little bit of advice. If you were talking about "Going out" as in, like, commiting to an exclusive dating relationship, then don't. Don't do that until you have a few dates with her under your belt. Comfort and security are damn near everything to girls, and it's a lot easyer for her to commit to, say, dinner and a movie, then it would be to commit to going out for a long time. Just go hang out, no expectations, show her a good time, and bring her back in one piece. You'll have fun, she'll feel better about you, and all in all, it's just the better route.
Can I be your Trillian Bud? ^_^
That's gonna suck in about 3 seconds
Za?
this is a directory with a list of flash files (.swf)
watch them and let them own you.
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thank you japan.
Uber_tweed signing off
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lmfao this is brilliant. I'm working through the paranoia section atm.
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Sure.....just turn the monitor and all your troubles will disappear.
I like this one too. I won't post anymore.
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At 3:37 a.m. on a Sunday, I had just looked at the clock to determine my annoyance level, when I received a frantic phone call from a new user of a Macintosh Plus. She had gotten her entire family out of the house and was calling from her neighbor's. She had just received her first system error and interpreted the picture of the bomb on the screen as a warning that the computer was going to blow up.
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sorry. its a classic
I just broke up with a girl that I'd been dating since oh... October. A picture of her is here: <a href='http://rhuadin.port5.com/Jamie.jpg' target='_blank'>Jamie</a> (Please be nice to my server)
Anyway, to make a long story short, she was the most wonderful girl I've ever met. She likes cars (BMWs) and once she even dragged me to see the new Star Trek movie. Interesting huh?
We got along very well -- very compatible, did all the same stuff, she loved my personality and I loved her general attitude on life. Perfect, right?
One day she comes to me crying. She needs to break up. Things aren't working out. Why?
Her reasoning: She knew I was falling in love with her, and she knew it was a wonderful thing, but there was one problem. She felt guilty because she couldn't return that.
Okay, so that's fine, it's the old 'I love you but I'm not in love with you' excuse. Then she told me why she couldn't fall in love with me:
She loved my personality, my wits, my charm and my sense of humor. She loved how I made her feel under the covers. However, she didn't like the way I looked.
Okay, that's fine too, there are plenty of girls out there who think I'm cute. I've got a good enough self-esteem to not let one or two things smash my ego (except for complete n00bs ruining my master comm plan <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Then she adds it's because she couldn't get over the fact that I'm Asian.
I live in a pretty liberal, race-blind environment and this totally came out of nowhere. Fine, you can't get over that fact? It's okay. I understand.
I guess the moral to the story is -- no one's perfect. Forget her and move on. You probably don't want to be with her anyway. And beauty is only skin deep.
Epilogue:
Where are we now? She lives by herself in an apartment. She meets cute boys but they always end up blowing her off for some reason or another. She's kind of lonely because all her friends are busy. So what does she do? She calls me every night. I feel sorry for her, but I know that I've already done everything in my power to keep her from being lonely. She's on her own now.
I've moved somewhere else, nearer to some old friends I know. Some of my other friends have expressed interest in me and now I have several dates set up in the next week. Another tip of the day: As women are becoming more and more equal and confident in today's society, their mentality is now to shy away from commitment and play the field, like us. At least, that what my female friends are telling me. Nothing'll scare away a girl faster than raising her commitment fears.
Another note: I may have made her sound bad in this post, but that's not really what I intended at all. Jamie's a really sweet, special girl and she truly feels very guilty about not being able to overcome her mental blocks on racial differences. Currently she's trying everything to keep me as a friend -- and I don't mind staying friends with someone with whom I shared such good times with <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Anyway, hope you enjoyed my story, and know that there's someone else out there for you! You just gotta find her, so don't give up!
Rhuadin
So she would rather be alone and be all mopey and crap than to be happy with you.... because youre asian? WTH?
She felt it was unfair to me that I was in love with her, and that while she loved me, she couldn't feel 'in love' with me. The reason, she said, boiled down to the fact that I was Asian.
So yeah, it's messed up, but I truly believe she feels guilty about the whole bit. Meanwhile, I truly believe I need to go look elsewhere. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Rhuadin
Life just
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*this applies to anyone sad enough to talk to me*
and ROFL
A Friend: "There's an icon on my desktop that won't go away."
Me: "Did you click on the icon once and hit 'delete'?"
A Friend: "I haven't tried that yet."
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Cannibis legalised....
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The hidden settings
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two classics that are guranteed to make you laugh.
the first has actually been used to cure clinical depression.
BTW Rhuadin, what particular race are you? I know what Asian is but, there is a lot of different types of Asian. It was a great story and I wish to here more <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
A woman goes on a business trip to a bunch of cities. She's about to return home, when she decides to call her husband and see how things are. So she asks about the house and the kids and such, and then hits upon the inevitable question of doom.
"So, how's my cat?"
The husband, not knowing what to say, decides to play it safe and tell the truth.
"I'm sorry, he's dead."
His wife, surprised and very shocked at this news, becomes very sad. However, she decides that it is important to teach her husband a lesson about delivering bad news.
"Oh, you shouldn't have broken the news so suddently. You should always deliver it gradually."
He becomes confused.
"Ummm, gradually?? What do you mean??"
"Well, for instance, when I called home from London, you could have said that he was on the roof. And when I called from Paris, you could have said he was at the vet. Then, when I call you now, you tell me that he's a little sluggish. And then, when I come home, you tell me that he's dead."
He is still confused.
She continues, "The idea is that you break the news slowly, so that it has a chance to settle in. That way, it isn't as big of a shock."
He still doesn't really get the concept, but promises that he'll try in the future.
In response, she says, "Well, I guess that's all I can ask for. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask, how's my mother doing?"
"Ummmmm, she's on the roof."
Well, <i>I</i> thought it was pretty funny....
After hearing his wife had been in an accident John rushes over to the hospital and asks the doctor what happened. The doctor tells him "Your wife has been in a terrible accident, she's completely crippled, from now on you'll have to take care of her, bring her medicine, feed her, move her from room to room, bathe her, clean her, she'll have no control of her bowels, she'll always be in horrible pain, she'll barely be able to talk, she'll be dependant on you for every whim." After the doctor finishes John looks horrifed. The doctor waits a moment then says "I'm just f**cking with you she's dead."
Ugh.. erm.. ach.. I can't stop looking at that picture!! OMG, she's gorgeous!! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
Anyhow, here's my somewhat-related story. Me and this amazing girl became very close friends two summers ago, and were <i>this close</i> to actually going out. It's something we both wanted, but we were both too afraid of rejection. She really wanted to go out with me, and I've liked her since the day I met her. We even had friends in common who knew how we both felt, but neither of us seemed to take a hint and make the first move. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Unfortunately, things took a very weird turn one week and she started going out with one of her ex's (who is a huge moron, btw). However, she was still much closer to me during that time than she ever was with the new bf. We became <i>very</i> close friends (<i>and just for the record - no, she never even came close to cheating on him.. neither of us wanted that</i>). I guess eventually we became <i>too</i> close of friends, and the bf got quite jealous. She suddenly stopped talking to me, wouldn't answer my phone calls, ignored me, etc. I had no idea what was going on, and nobody would tell me.
As I'm sure you can imagine, I took this pretty hard. She was the best friend I've ever had - we'd talk on the phone for hours, spend a lot of time doing stuff, we had so many things in common, etc. In other words, I believed she was 'the one' for me. Having her no longer even acknowledge my existance was a <i>very</i> rough thing to deal with.
A few months later, we started talking again. She sat down with me and explained why she did what she did - her bf was very jealous, and she felt obligated to remove me from the equation before something very bad happened. This, of course, was a very tearful time. I found out that this was just as hard on her as it was on me, and we both ended up crying from the pain of what we both went through, and happiness that it was only going to get better.
She broke up with her bf a short while later (like I said, he was a moron) as me and her became friends again. We're still friends to this day, although not as close as we used to be. (and no, we don't feel quite the same way about each other as we used to prior to this whole situation).
While I'd give anything to be able to go back to that summer and make the first move, I know that won't happen. What I've learned from the situation is never to hesitate - if I like a girl, I don't ever let my fear of rejection keep me from letting her know how I feel. I still get shot down sometimes, but it usually works out well more often than not. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Since my post <i>apparently</i> has no actual point, I'll make it more obvious : just because a girl suddenly doesn't want to be friends anymore, that doesn't mean it's anything permanent. Things aren't always as they may seem - there may be a very valid reason for her decision, which she may let you know of at a later time.
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This is the first time I've ever quoted a post, so I hope this turns out well.
I'm glad you think she's gorgeous (She's Italian, but born in England... now she lives in Southern California). However, I've never liked the way Jamie looked in her pictures. Something always seemed off to me -- I think it's her dimples, and that's why I choose the one that has her not smiling to show people. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> But anyway yeah I like how she looks in person better.
To the person who wished to know what kind of Asian I am, I'm Taiwanese. If you want a picture of me (I suppose this goes in the wrong topic, but oh well, I'll repost it there) I look like <a href='http://rhuadin.port5.com/flagpoledrew.jpg' target='_blank'>this</a>
Currently I've got my eyes on a different girl. Her name's Aletha, and she's really cute, personable, and *intelligent* (If nothing else, go for a girl who's intelligent <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> ) Unfortunately, she's very anti-commitment, but she's also seeing someone named Mike -- so fortunately, if she's as non-commitmental as her (and my) friends say, she'll agree to see me if she wants to (instead of not being able to because she's seeing someone else). That's good enough for me -- I'm kind of burnt out on serious relationships right now, as one may guess by my story related above. I think I left a pretty good impression last time we met -- I sang a song for my friends (I sing professionally so singing to a group isn't too nerve-wracking for me) and later she asked me to accompany her to her car to discuss our tastes in music (the party had too many people there). Somehow, however, the birthday girl followed us out there and stole a kiss from me when I wasn't expecting, which made things weird.
Anyway, If you want to hear more I'll post more later when I meet up with her again. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Until then, I'm keeping this post short(ish) cause I don't know if the quote'll turn out right!
Good luck,
Rhuadin