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CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
<div class="IPBDescription">The Off Topic Community</div> DISCLAIMER: I was really bored while waiting for the hamburgers to cook.


So, If the NS Off Topic forums were a country and Flayra decided to one day storm in with an army of Oni and kill us all...Run Run Run!!!! Ok So I jump into my handy dandy escape pod. The pod holds 15 passengers including myself.
I need to take 14 fellow forum goers with me to colonise a new planet. Who Will I take?

After carful consideration these are the people I decided are crucial to the colonisation of a new forum heehee. If you didnt get picked, dont feel sad It doesnt mean I dont like you but there are too many people to fit into my 15 person pod and I didnt have a mammoth Freelancer style sleeper colonisation ship. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> Too expensive.


1. Nemisis 0: Law and Order, Someone needs to keep everyone in line and he locks vile posts with such great German Efficientcy. He is a must.

2. dr.d : In case one of us gets carpral tunnel syndrome he can give us sound medical advice.

3. Mons E: Comic relief, and the fact that should we be discovered by Flayra's evil Oni horde he can bomb them with artillery support.

4. That Annoying Kid: To help us bring along the arts of literature and NS fan fiction.

5. Liku: Always has good input... For everything.

6. DirtyHarry Potter: Witty comments.

7. Jefe: Remeber its Heh FAY so get it right. He quotes me in his sig so I have to give him props. ALthough I think I said "My thumb Pwns" Not foot. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

8.:esuna: Politics needs common sence and he seems to have it so he can be govt minister of something.

9. homerx: We can use his new Honda to get around in when we land.

10. Infinitum: A good bar keep is always handy. And he started a thread that has more views and replies then the The Complete 1.1 Changelog List. Plus he slayed the Outwar kid.

11. Mongo the bouncer: May not be a forum goer but if Infinitum is coming he should come too. As the new el presidente Ill need a good body guard.

12. Otto destruct: He hates Britney Spears so hes cool.

13. CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis: Has a girl friend for 7 years. I havnt done that yet so he can tell me advice or Ill flush him out the airlock. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

14: Jobabob: Avvaatar picture hypnotises meeeeee........ Jobabob is good. Jobabob is god..................
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> no one loves mullet...
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mullet+Jun 22 2003, 05:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Jun 22 2003, 05:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> no one loves mullet... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Ill come back and liberate you all dont worry!
  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    And how does a colony survive with no females to continue the bloodline?

    I embrace my destruction.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Confuzor+Jun 22 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ Jun 22 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And how does a colony survive with no females to continue the bloodline?

    I embrace my destruction. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dang never thought of that. lol

    hmmm..... ....... ........*scratches head..... .... ..... crap
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 22 2003, 06:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 22 2003, 06:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Confuzor+Jun 22 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ Jun 22 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And how does a colony survive with no females to continue the bloodline?

    I embrace my destruction. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dang never thought of that. lol

    hmmm..... ....... ........*scratches head..... .... ..... crap <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I thought you said you were bringing along Jobabob? She's game, I'm sure...

    XD

    J/K Job...
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->13. CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis: Has a girl friend for 7 years. I havnt done that yet so he can tell me advice or Ill flush him out the airlock.  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->with that fact it makes this one a little obse1337(didn't know how to spell, so i did it this way...)

    and Wooooohooooo!!!! i'm on the list....

    /meh runs around celebrating, but then i end up running into a tree, and while i'm unconcious the pod leaves without me :/
    ...to be continued
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    You guys had to grab the closest women to the pod that you could find (BTW: they will sleep in the garbage cans and/or the luggage storage.....The 3 girls were:
    <img src='http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/section.images.2003061610/up-women-00266.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>The bum on the rode, AKA Skeletor.

    <img src='http://uglypeople.com/uglycelebs/section.images.2003061610/up-celebs-00022.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> The multi-billionair cat-women!

    <b>and last but not least!</b>
    <img src='http://uglypeople.com/uglycelebs/section.images.2003061610/up-celebs-00003.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> MICHAEL JACKSON!!! YYYEEEYYY!

    <u>Have fun! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--></u>
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->/meh runs around celebrating, but then i end up running into a tree, and while i'm unconcious the pod leaves without me :/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll steal Potter's seat then. Now that he's gone, you need someone else who can speak danish. ALL aliens speak danish, so if you guys want any helping hands, you'll need me!
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Very interesting topic. GG! Also, can everyone bring their Computer and entertainment systems+games? ^_^

    1. DOOM: A great Historian that'll tell us stories of the past days of Gaming.

    2. Nemesis Zero: He'll keep the group in line.

    3. Sid: He'll bring us Concepts to build our new home.

    4. DuBERS: Spin some music for enjoyment.

    5. Esuna: Style.

    6. Infinitum: Will creat things that go on 'till t he end of time.

    7. DY357LX: N64 Fan that could provide a Challenge in Various Games.

    8. @gentOrange: Could/would rock the Ganj for us all if needed.

    9. JediYoshi: Young Forumer that knows much.

    10. DirtyHarryPotter: Chatter.

    11. Mullet: Just to talk.

    12. Cpl. Davis: Huge Electronica collection!

    13. Sheena Yanai: Pics to look at.

    14. Ness: More Gaming Action.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Ok ok, I'll take a hint. I will leave the off-topic forum and never return. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I AM LOVED.... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->


    Can I request somthing before we go on our pod tho?

    I want a plush gorgie!! Or a real one so I can cuddle with him....and play wif him <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DoADrunkMonkeyDoADrunkMonkey Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11902Members
    No use for a drunk monkey? well, i understand...
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    edited June 2003
    aliens speak danish, hmm should have tried that yesterday....

    and mullet get those uglypeople.com pictures away, hush hush! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> they are <i>really</i> scary :/

    Lolfighter you didn't notice the "invisible" to be continued sign <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> so here it is(this is me getting creative, so i can make Lolfighter obse1337):
    /meh awakes soon after the pod flies away, <i>what to do</i>, HOVAR TO THE RESCUE!!! or Wingardium Leviosa, then i grab a good bunch of Oxygen Tanks, and HOVAR!! after the pod....

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->10. DirtyHarryPotter: Chatter.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->Wooooohooooo!!!! i'm on the list again...
    /me haves a quick deja vu, including som tree's, invis. signs. LOLfighters...
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    /me takes starfighter, to shoot down colony ship in fit of 'not even noted' bitterness....


    <b>*** Charging Blasters ***</b>
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I cant take those pics down....they are the females you guys are going to mate with to start our own colony...unless we are going to have a weiner fest colony <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->


    hahaha....those people are so fuggly.....pwnd
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    i dont care. I'm still on that island full of spiders that are Hovaring Without Flapping. Come by and say hello, me and the princess are great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents now. (if ya don't know what i'm on about, check the "What Would You Do topic?")
  • Shut_UpShut_Up Join Date: 2003-04-25 Member: 15840Members
    you mated with the spider god?
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    "Hey Shelob, you sexy thing. Grab your coat, you've pulled."
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited June 2003
    nm i double posted by mistake
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    LOLOLOLOL. funny responses.

    Mullet: Omg Ive been blinded.
    shockwave: Im charging my shields... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> or we can make a deal and u can be the new colonies space navy admiral.

    X_Stickman ill stop by and rescue you. U can ride in the glove compartment.

    wait a min. U mated with the spider queen. Hmmm. Yea I guess she can come too. Same with Drunken monkey as soon as I blow those ugly Mullet posted ladies out the port air lock. I think We would all rather die off then have to continue the human populace with them. *me shudders

    And yea. I have a huge techno collection. We can rave all the way to Hera. "wait a min, Hera. oh crap not Hera its infested with all those AHHHHH reverse thrusters! Reverse!!"
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Can I bring some music too? I can't live without some music!! We will defiantaely need some Hampster Dance, wewtwewtewtw! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I have a huge techno collection.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Shooting you down will be a public service.....

    <b>*** Torpedos away ***</b>
  • The_Mad_KniferThe_Mad_Knifer Join Date: 2003-01-18 Member: 12439Members
    Wha?!?! I'm not on the list!?!? Ok then, I'll just steal your pod, and go off alone then! Muahahah...then I shall die a horrible, lonely death, all alone.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Shockwave+Jun 22 2003, 06:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ Jun 22 2003, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I have a huge techno collection.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Shooting you down will be a public service.....

    <b>*** Torpedos away ***</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG man are you crazy! U will kill liku, and nem 0, and mons E, and ottodestruct, and the spider god, and everyone one board!



    ****<b>DirtyharryPotter RETURN FIRE!</b>****
  • DoADrunkMonkeyDoADrunkMonkey Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11902Members
    are we perminted to apply leet noob speech?

    H3RA!! OMMMGG NO0B DEL337 D0UB|_ la|\/\e S|3Ge!!!!!11111 HUNDRED AND ELEVEN

    hang on a min, hamster dance music! ahhhrrrr, a fate worse than death!
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jun 22 2003, 10:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jun 22 2003, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 11. Mongo the bouncer: May not be a forum goer but if Infinitum is coming he should come too. As the new el presidente Ill need a good body guard. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Classic, heehee.

    If you leave me behind, you get no beer, remember. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    edited June 2003
    /me begins playing Return Fire...

    this topic has more or less degraded to a mIRC Rant/fight <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dirty Harry Potter+Jun 22 2003, 06:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dirty Harry Potter @ Jun 22 2003, 06:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    this topic has more or less degraded to a mIRC Rant/fight <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No its not. No one is angry here. We have here an epic story line,

    The world is going to end but a few survivors manage to survive. They rocket away in the hopes of finding a better life elsewhere but alas! One human who feels betrayed at his being left behind managed to escape also. he is angry and intent on revenge. He pursues the escaping humans intent to destroy them all.

    *play dramatic music here


    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • The_Mad_KniferThe_Mad_Knifer Join Date: 2003-01-18 Member: 12439Members
    edited June 2003
    Ok, for everyone who didn't get into the pods, I have built a teleporter system. In the chaos, I manage to teleport to...where ever that pod is going. The teleport system is still active, so for whoever may be left behind will still be able to escape...if he finds it. However, the teleporter will only be good for 1 more useage, after that it will self destruct. If you try to make another teleporter, my copyright robot lawyers of d00m will rise and destroy you!

    BTW: I have brought lots of useful items, including an APC to store it in, fruits and vegetables.3 sub-machineguns and 2 combat shotguns, plus 4 glock pistols. I have 48 shells, 9 mags of machinegun ammo (30-rounds per mag) , and 13 mags of pistol ammo (7 rounds per mag). I have also brought enough fuel to power the APC for 2 months. I have also brought 1 mini-cycle, along with 3 gallons of fuel to power it. Last, but not least, I also brought 15 pounds of water to supply me.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Dont forget the porno mags....jeez! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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