The Scorpian That Hovars

Amped1 · June 2003

Wow the last time I was on a board and a guy posted an intentonally stupid topic, everyone made death threats to him. Guess it changes from board to board huh? Maybe I'm just scarred for life from trolls torturing board members and me, but did anyone else find this not funny at all? I thought the sig was slightly amusing, but I read the topic and didn't feel the least bit of laughter inside of me. Maybe I just have no wit? Hm <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'>

Redford · June 2003

YES

It's still my quote, dangit!

SentrySteve · June 2003

....but... what if the scorpains <i>did</i> flap?

dr_d · June 2003

The whole point is we were laughing at his stupidity, there's nothing funny about a scorpian that hovars without flapping, what was funny was the fact that someone would post it as a legitimate idea to be implemented into NS.

Liku · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Skydancer @ Jun 23 2003, 09:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> no please, no....  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
What he said.

Renegade · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 23 2003, 03:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Subtle humor is like a kick that barely misses the krotch, some people get the phantom pain, some people don't, and sometimes you get kicked square in the nutz.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
So true

Amped1 · June 2003

So you guys actually thought he was that stupid?

Renegade · June 2003

Yes and no

BadKarma · June 2003

Hey ive been quoted and it only took me about 500 posts. It took him 1. Jesus.

NeedDirections · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 24 2003, 01:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> The whole point is we were laughing at his stupidity, there's nothing funny about a scorpian that hovars without flapping, what was funny was the fact that someone would post it as a legitimate idea to be implemented into NS.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
being a spoil-sport is no virtue you know <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

pardzh · June 2003

Yeah WTH, your first two posts were like... normal sounding?

I think he is leet liek jeffk. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'>

p4Samwise · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Jun 23 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 23 2003, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Here I am trying to establish myself as a known and respected member of these forums... </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Same here. I've been on these forums, how long? And anybody has yet to really notice me. I'm more of a noise in the background *whimpers and sulks away*  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
*gives each of you a cookie and pats your poor widdle heads*

homerx · June 2003

This is just me,

smart_bomb acts like "the scorpian that hovars without flapping" was meant to be a joke, but i am pretty sure that he was dead serious at the time. Anyone agree or disagree?

Dirty_Harry_Potter · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Smart_Bomb @ Jun 23 2003, 12:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 23 2003, 12:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I will put this as nicely as I can

you made the most amusing post on earth (your first one)

the skorpian that hovers with out flapping has become a forum joke. I feel sorry for you, but you are the laughing stock of the forums. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Good, I like being the joker. Ill be a good sport and play along.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
this more or less answers your question...

homerx · June 2003

Dirty Harry Potter,

You, my friend, are missing the point, he said that to MISLEAD people into thinking that he MEANT his 1st post to be a joke.

MrPink · June 2003

Sorry for the OT, had to bring this up
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SoulSkorpion · June 2003

Wb, Smart bomb <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

<a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/' target='_blank'>This</a> is JeffK's website, it might help to understand that reference.

By the way, you might want to read through the replies to <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=17547' target='_blank'>your original post</a>, which nicely explains why you're so famous <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

An_Experienced_Newbie · June 2003

You... are the l33test guy in the world Smart_Bomb, you made forum legend but what makes you so "elite" is that YOU MADE FORUM LEGEND ON YOUR VERY FIRST POST!!! YOU'RE LIVING OFF MY DREAM

antfarm007 · June 2003

Smart_Bomb, will you marry me???

Gadzuko · June 2003

You know... he never actually said it was the scorpian that had to hovar. It's just that he recommended a scorpian, <i>and</i> something which hovars without flapping.

Renegade · June 2003

F*** this. No one gives a damn about me? I'm gonna go on an eating frenzy and end up looking like this.

I hope you're happy!

dr_d · June 2003

I care about you Renny, and because of that I promote you to Grammaton Cleric first class. Kill all those who ignore you Cleric *hands Renegade his weapons*

BlaqWolf · June 2003

bleh... why'd he have to come back?

really smart_bomb, you shoulda disappeared forever, or make another account and never reveal your identity, cuz half the reason it was so funny is cuz you were NOT back and it was your only post!

bah... now it's ruined... i should've taken a screen shot

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'>

Aries8 · June 2003

So have you thought of anymore ideas yet? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>
In your old post you said you would come up with more!

Hayaat · June 2003

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'> some of you guys are real ****.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> congratulations on your return Smart_Bomb <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif'>

heh, i dunno about a messiah, but hell, might as well enjoy yourself here. maybeh you could get a special hovaring scorpian icon in 1.1 <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

lates all,

UZi · June 2003

You kick **** bro...that **** is addictive funny. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Renegade · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 23 2003, 07:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I care about you Renny, and because of that I promote you to Grammaton Cleric first class. Kill all those who ignore you Cleric *hands Renegade his weapons*  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
You're making a mistake

*Does an uber-leet backflip into a circle of random rude n00bs and proceeds to hand their **** to them using advanced Gun Kata techniques*

Here's an interesting little tidbit: Director/Writer of Equilibrium, Kurt Wimmer, came up with the idea of Gun Kata in his backyard, and at first refered to it as Gun Geometry! Cool, no?

Agkelos · June 2003

I like purple crayons.

the_t00le · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Jun 23 2003, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> F*** this. No one gives a damn about me? I'm gonna go on an eating frenzy and end up looking like this.

I hope you're happy! </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That's not right! O_o

The image that is. The lighting in that room makes me look hellauva fat

xRavenx · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 23 2003, 06:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> The whole point is we were laughing at his stupidity, there's nothing funny about a scorpian that hovars without flapping, what was funny was the fact that someone would post it as a legitimate idea to be implemented into NS. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
WE drd BY what rights you say WE ?FFs shut you ****.The idea of hovaring scorpians wa FUNNY end! FINITO!
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If ya REALLY want to flame him create another topic plz.....this topic is about OUR HERO SMART_BOMB! WORSHIP HIM!

The Scorpian That Hovars

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