The official undergound revolution thread
<div class="IPBDescription">The corporations have gone too far</div>(Year 2010-2015)
People of the world, I come to you in need of your help. The internet, once a dream held by man to become the ultimate source of information in the universe, has become a place of deciet. It has become a violation of our privacy, of everything we have a law for, yet the government disregards it. The internet, once a remarkable breakthrough in the science, engineering, and social world, has become the opposite. It has been plagued by the Power-hungry Corporations, seeking to control us all. As we speak The Corporations have already stolen your personal information. Your names, your interests, the very colour of your bedsheets, sold to the highest bidder, and all unknowingly, covert operations in our very home, without consent from us, or anyone else that owns the property they seek to infect.
I will not stand for it! People of the world, I need your help. It is time to fight back against the corporations! It is time to stand for our rights and privillages, to maintain law and freedom! My people, it is time to revolt!
People of the world, I come to you in need of your help. The internet, once a dream held by man to become the ultimate source of information in the universe, has become a place of deciet. It has become a violation of our privacy, of everything we have a law for, yet the government disregards it. The internet, once a remarkable breakthrough in the science, engineering, and social world, has become the opposite. It has been plagued by the Power-hungry Corporations, seeking to control us all. As we speak The Corporations have already stolen your personal information. Your names, your interests, the very colour of your bedsheets, sold to the highest bidder, and all unknowingly, covert operations in our very home, without consent from us, or anyone else that owns the property they seek to infect.
I will not stand for it! People of the world, I need your help. It is time to fight back against the corporations! It is time to stand for our rights and privillages, to maintain law and freedom! My people, it is time to revolt!
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Heh.
(P.S. I am holding decent humour to ransom, you must give me all your cookies and a certain type of person direct to my door to get your normal humour back)
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GO DIG DUG!
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...yes... evil companies ... stole my bedsheets (?)
I will join!
...if i get enough cookies that is...
...maryland cookies...
...double choc'chip and Hazelnut maryland cookies...
...mmm microshit...
Anyway, back on topic, we can get the job done, just a normal everyday thing. By the way, if its gonna be somewhere outside Seattle you have to pay extra expenses either to get us there or to refill the T-Bird whichever you think will be cheaper for you.
As always for more information Call:1800-MESSIAH
He better hope Aztechnology isn't the target.
(this has been another pointless post brought to you by Morso Rodriguez, bringing the count to 30)
Finish this mission and I'll have your money waiting for you. Next target will be Compaq headquaters, so make sure your men are ready for it. I know a target that large will be tricky, but I'm confident you can pull it off. Remember, the resistance will not be over until we destory every member of the TCPA, we'll have to take out gamespot, and somehow encourage Gamespy to loose all the popup and flash ads one way or another, propaganda might work. In the end, we'll have to get the government to make spyware illegal, but that should be relatively easy once the TCPA is destroyed. You can always bring your men to my secret underground fortress to stack up on munitions, I have everything you'll need.
May the Iron Fist be with you
That's the saddest thing that I have ever seen.
Wow, that was one 1337 cookie
That is all.
p.s. Down with coporations and spyware, and viruses, and all that bad stuff on the internet that makes Geno scared.
Indeed, my only living goal is to kill lovewire (speell-check?) and crush Saeder-Krupp to the ashes of history, so my people, the elvens, can live in peace again.
Your sincerly eXile, Battle Mage.
PS: Why you care about SINs, they mean nothing once the great goal is achieved.
/me buys a computer game, enjoying himself while at the same time supporting a giant like EA or Sierra.
/me buys cookie, supporting the "evil" Maryland company.
The wheels in the society keep going around because the little consumer Kassinger and all his friends keep buying, causing the business world to thrive.
Oh my, I feel <i>so</i> guilty. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
Oh and, Sgt X., I see only one person with 3 posts in this "get your postcountup" thread.
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In honor of the great day when we shall ascend to once more walk the earth, I have composed a poem . . .
I wanna live underground
Where everything is nice and brown
No evil people with their cold germs
Just me and some friendly worms
Oh and, Sgt X., I see only one person with 3 posts in this "get your postcountup" thread.
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Hmmm, u know what, I'm a spy for some evil Corp and ur all going to die. Nonesense is fun. I realy don't care much about my postcount, 75% is in the off topic forum and another 15% was off topic or non-usefull in another forum. Besides, I've proved my own point. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
In honor of the great day when we shall ascend to once more walk the earth, I have composed a poem . . .
I wanna live underground
Where everything is nice and brown
No evil people with their cold germs
Just me and some friendly worms<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats the spirit Morso! You are a fine example for the rest Morso, I'm glad to see you're on our side! Soon the people will realize it's the right thing to do. May the Iron Fist be with you Morso!
...yes... evil companies ... stole my bedsheets (?)
I will join!
...if i get enough cookies that is...
...maryland cookies...
...double choc'chip and Hazelnut maryland cookies...
...mmm microshit...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You from Maryland!?
Rarrrr!
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Why do I get the feeling that these corporations are fuelled by greed?
Because it's true, my friend.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Seriously, though... FilePlanet is hardly oppressing you. Does it demand money from you? Does it try to trap you with popup windows?
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Hang on...
on the 2013 year, a lone warrior is at the front door of the iron hand....... the air is cold and cuts the bone....
and everything is foggy. the silence is cut when Battousai^^x says:
lock & loaded baby, /me pulls the shottie with one hand, and the knife with the other one.......
/me runs to gamespy alone with a shottie and a knife in a taliban frenzy way
when i arrive at the front door, i find 2 robot guards and as they ask me what i came for i lick the knife and then the slaughter begans, after 2 secs im turned to gibs and after 20 secs more i respawn just to find the ironhand in a messy battle against the hordes of nerds that came from m!cr0$0ft...........
the nerd warz have begun........
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