Funneh Screenshots

OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
edited August 2003 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">of 2.0</div> Please:
- only 2.0 Screenshots.
- No screenshots of tower stacking.
- No screenshots of stuff you see every day.
- No flaming or thread highjacking.


He stood there for 5 minutes, like afk, thinking: "Woha thats a big resnode!"
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    - Screenshots must be funny
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  • DocterJDocterJ Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15357Members
    i... dont... get... it.
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  • TiaxTiax Join Date: 2003-05-28 Member: 16802Members
    The 'funny part' is that some noob stood there as gorge for about 5 minutes (according to this guy) trying to place a res tower. Thats not a res nozzle, its just some smoke comming out.

    *shrug*

    Im still laughing about the gun stealing 'exploit', lol.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Sorry folks, but I found it quite funny.
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+Aug 3 2003, 09:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Aug 3 2003, 09:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sorry folks, but I found it quite funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But he <i>is</i> German...
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I found it funny too!

    Bad MonsE!
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  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    i found it funneh also
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    So... You two insomiancs, too? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • cheesehoundcheesehound Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18826Members
    I'm sure everyone's seen this several times already, but here's a pic of a lovely ready room totem pole.
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  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=40600' target='_blank'>Courtesy of this</a>
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  • DoKuDoKu Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17958Members
    in response to the 1st ss: yeah the 1st time I saw that I thought they changed what the nodes looked like lmao.
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  • SiliconSilicon Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13683Members
    edited August 2003
    I like your screenshot, ElectricSheep, skulk seckz ;p
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  • Bosnian_CowboyBosnian_Cowboy Join Date: 2003-06-07 Member: 17088Members, Constellation
    Not a great relocation spot in the new Eclipse.
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  • PFCNublarPFCNublar Join Date: 2003-04-23 Member: 15792Members
    Caption for the Picture:

    <i>And then He appeared:</i>
    <span style='color:gray'><b>Delta|Cpt.Terran:</span></b> <i><span style='color:yellow'>OH MY GOD!!!11oneone WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!</i></span>
    <span style='color:gray'><b>Glitchy-Stupid-Error:</span></b> <i><span style='color:yellow'> Terran, I am your father. </i></span>
    <span style='color:orange'>Glitchy-Stupid-Error has joined the game.</span>
    <span style='color:orange'>Glitchy-Stupid-Error has joined the game.</span>
    <span style='color:gray'><b>Delta|Cpt.Terran:</span></b> <i><span style='color:yellow'> ****. What the hell was that about?</i></span>

    <i>Nothing in the above caption actually transpired. Attempts to tease the author of this caption are highly discouraged. Parental disgretion is advised-Oh well, too late to say it now anyway.</i>
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    edited August 2003
    nm
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  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    OMG the Xen portals have corrupted NS!

    LOL Gun Steal explote.. LOL
    wait its not funny, had it happen to me also <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    I have a nice totem, too.
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  • sk84zer0sk84zer0 Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17478Members
    This has happened to me quite a bit of times. I wonder if its my comp.
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  • ArkaineArkaine Join Date: 2002-07-12 Member: 914Members
    I thought someone might find this interesting.
    This is a real screenshot. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    What? NS in steam? Well, yes, but no...basically, I just copied the ns folder to:
    /Steam/SteamCache/user@domain.tld/half-life/
    Restarted Steam, and it showed up in the games window under "Third Party Games." <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <b>I'm NOT saying to do this, because it won't work for Internet games, but I was able to start a LAN game. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--></b>
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  • LokusLokus Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2106Members
    Well to follow the trend of posting pictures that are only funny to the original poster, here's my picture. Check out the res. Yeah. That's a whole lot isn't it? This was the saddest game of NS I've ever played. The comm was horrible and no one would vote him out. We had all the res towers and the aliens had all the hives. An hour and a half later, we had TWO electrified turret factories, a comm chair, an observatory, a phase gate and 10-20 turrets at every res node even single ones. Finally the comm just quit and I managed to get in the comm chair. At this point we had around 900 res. I managed to entice my team to to siege one hive. We took that hive then a jetpacker managed to get to the back of a second hive. I walled him in with CC's to foil the 5 onos running around while he built the phase gate. We got the phase and a siege up and took that hive and I told everyone to go to the last hive along with a waypoint.

    One marine decided 800 res wasn't enough and told me over voice comm repeatedly to drop the res node in the hive. I wanted to strangle him. Two other marines decided that going to the waypoint I gave them, the waypoint at which they would end the game, was much less important than building the 5 command chairs in the hive despite the fact that we had over 8 comm chairs spread out over the map. They did this even after I told them (twice) in text to not build the command chairs. I wanted to strangle these guys with their own instestines. If I could get +voicerecord to work as a comm, I would have yelled at them but thankfully some other marines who actually listened to me and went to the waypoint got on voice comm and told them to stop. With no more defense chambers, we were finally able to kill the onos and then the hive. Hooray.
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This was the saddest game of NS I've ever played. The comm was horrible and no one would vote him out.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    But aren't you in the comm chair ?
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  • LokusLokus Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2106Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lokus+Aug 3 2003, 10:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lokus @ Aug 3 2003, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Finally the comm just quit and I managed to get in the comm chair. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Reading comprehension is good.
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  • FreddehFreddeh Join Date: 2003-07-29 Member: 18520Members, Constellation
    READ THE WHOLE POST!!!

    he said later that the comm quit and he got in...
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  • roachemsroachems Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15148Members
    Thankfully I was able to quit 5 minutes piror to that game.

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Some_tall_guy1Some_tall_guy1 Join Date: 2003-05-22 Member: 16601Members
    thankfull i wasn't even in that game.
    not necessarily a screenshot, but funny none the less, its about lokus <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <a href='http://ar.tuzakey.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=cc10e2be71954f29dd7ec1b4c8e2521b' target='_blank'>lokus</a>
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    you heard the man
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  • OtsOts Join Date: 2003-07-30 Member: 18577Members, Constellation
    The future aint looking that well on the Marines.
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  • Jabba_The_HuntJabba_The_Hunt Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11850Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Arkaine+Aug 4 2003, 06:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Arkaine @ Aug 4 2003, 06:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought someone might find this interesting.
    This is a real screenshot. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    What? NS in steam? Well, yes, but no...basically, I just copied the ns folder to:
    /Steam/SteamCache/user@domain.tld/half-life/
    Restarted Steam, and it showed up in the games window under "Third Party Games." <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <b>I'm NOT saying to do this, because it won't work for Internet games, but I was able to start a LAN game. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--></b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or you could just use DoD retail...
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  • AppelhorneAppelhorne Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14801Members
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