Who Would Win...
ScarletPhoenix
Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19133Members
Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19133Members
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TRICK QUESTION! Ditka doesn't need a JP!
I think he was a football coach...
all I'm positive of is that he's a coach of somekind, and is refered to a number of times in the SNL sketch with thouse guys who neigh constantly say "da Bears/da Bulls" (da in, lazy the, not russian yeah)
To answer your question Ditka doesnt need a lmg to kick their ****, he would just punch them in the face and they would die.(true story to, I saw it happen once)
That's like expecting you yanks to know who Sven-Goran-Erikson is <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
That's like expecting you yanks to know who Sven-Goran-Erikson is <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
A scandinavian.
That's like expecting you yanks to know who Sven-Goran-Erikson is <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Is that a russian Car?
Ditka? Never heard of him. The only person who's name I know in connection with American Football is John Madden.
Ditka? Never heard of him. The only person who's name I know in connection with American Football is John Madden. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Might want to clarify that, as American Football is entirly different <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hmm. Ditka, or Onos named Ditka?
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Ditka. Da Onos would just fall over dead. 'Cuz nobody can be Ditka, 'cept Ditka.
Ok, now...
Bears starting line... or da Bulls, if they replaced their starting line with Onos?
What' s that? Some kind of mod?
To answer your question Ditka doesnt need a lmg to kick their ****, he would just punch them in the face and they would die.(true story to, I saw it happen once) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, he wasn't the best coach ever, but the 46 defense kicked ****.
Here's a tougher one:
How about Ditka vs. da TSA Bulls commed by Evil Ditka with da turrent farm and da nade spam on ns_tanith?
Here's a tougher one:
How about Ditka vs. da TSA Bulls commed by Evil Ditka with da turrent farm and da nade spam on ns_tanith? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
First, Ditka would walk through the fire untouched, because Ditka created fire so naturally it can't hurt him. Then He would proceed to the armory and drop kick the nade spammers. Next he would stare down all the turrets and the turrets would be scared shitless so they would stop shooting at him and start shooting the marines. Then he would pick up two nade launchers, one in each hand, and would start going insane shooting marines in the face with the nade canisters. After Ditka grows tired of pwning all the marines he drops the nade launchers and picks up the CC. The evil Ditka cant be killed because he’s a Dtika to so with the CC over good Ditkas head he hovers without flapping to where the satellite is and throws the CC through the force field, because mankind can’t make anything that can stand against Ditka’s brute force, and the evil Ditka would be propelled through space.
NEW QUESTION: Who would win in a race? A skulk with celerity or Ditka driving the bears tour bus with a flat tire with the 1985 bears super bowl team pushing from behind?