Funniest Ns Moments You Had
notalentassclown
Join Date: 2003-07-23 Member: 18382Members
Join Date: 2003-07-23 Member: 18382Members
<div class="IPBDescription">a thread!</div> Earlier today, I was playing as marines on tanith. Everyone on the team decided that we should relocate. And we do. Of course all of us die and lose. Do the same thing two more times, and fail each one. At this point we decided to stay put, but then I suggested that we move to a completely pointless location. We drop a comm chair in a vent that you can only get in by falling, and can't get out of. We build all of our equipment with the strategy of saving for jps so we can actually get out. We didn't have any resource towers, so it was slow. We eventually died.
Once, I killed a marine with acid rocket. He insulted my sexuality. I said "you wish". With that being said, we started hitting on each other the entire time we were there. We constantly checked up on each other, and offered to make it up after every time we killed each other. Next map, on nancy, we both joined marines and he started singing on the voice chat as I danced, while ignoring our team's and commander's requests. We also went into that little room to be by ourselves as our team watched in confusion. It was really annoying to them because it was like they were missing two players. After I had to leave, he said "You come to this server regularly?". I said "No, but I think I will now." Many of the players there, who were regulars, expressed their anger by swearing and screaming at me afterwards.
Back in 1.04, during the opening skulk rush, we demolished the marine base. The commander was still in the chair, but we decided to give him a break. He said he would continue the game, but only if we let them build in a hive of their choice. He drops an ip, and starts building it, while we crawled around him and constantly chuckled. Believe it or not, no attacks were made by the marines or aliens. After they all spawned, we followed them to the subspace hive(while chuckling) and let them build a turret factory and such. We decided to see how a turret would do against an oc, so we built them and timed it where they finished building at the same moment. Never found out which one won, but an administrator came in and told us to play for real. It was a dissappointment really.
As marines, we realized it was impossible to win the game. Since it was a little laggy, we decided that the only way for us to not lose is to crash the server. We dropped at least 100 turrets and mines. What do you know, connection error, and we tied another game.
Once in the end game, there were only two marines with jps left. They both hide in the vents. It was 1.04 and sof didn't work like it does today. After a bunch of people complain and ask for them to be slayed, the administrator says "no, I want to see how this turns out". A skulk happens to parasite one of the marines, and the other uses voice chat and tells him to get away. He of course follows him as the other starts saying "noooooo, get away" in a voice so funny that I can't explain. Some guy says that his friend was laughing, and he didn't even play ns. The two brave marines died.
Then there's the hunting down the last marine using only parasite.
And of course when everybody sings a song together on voice chat.
And, when we had the marines slaughtered by taking out their comm chair. They wouldn't give up. Instead of killing them, we took out every structure except their ip. We even built a resource tower while it was still their base just to humiliate them. It was all ruined by some idiot who wanted to end it.
Once, I killed a marine with acid rocket. He insulted my sexuality. I said "you wish". With that being said, we started hitting on each other the entire time we were there. We constantly checked up on each other, and offered to make it up after every time we killed each other. Next map, on nancy, we both joined marines and he started singing on the voice chat as I danced, while ignoring our team's and commander's requests. We also went into that little room to be by ourselves as our team watched in confusion. It was really annoying to them because it was like they were missing two players. After I had to leave, he said "You come to this server regularly?". I said "No, but I think I will now." Many of the players there, who were regulars, expressed their anger by swearing and screaming at me afterwards.
Back in 1.04, during the opening skulk rush, we demolished the marine base. The commander was still in the chair, but we decided to give him a break. He said he would continue the game, but only if we let them build in a hive of their choice. He drops an ip, and starts building it, while we crawled around him and constantly chuckled. Believe it or not, no attacks were made by the marines or aliens. After they all spawned, we followed them to the subspace hive(while chuckling) and let them build a turret factory and such. We decided to see how a turret would do against an oc, so we built them and timed it where they finished building at the same moment. Never found out which one won, but an administrator came in and told us to play for real. It was a dissappointment really.
As marines, we realized it was impossible to win the game. Since it was a little laggy, we decided that the only way for us to not lose is to crash the server. We dropped at least 100 turrets and mines. What do you know, connection error, and we tied another game.
Once in the end game, there were only two marines with jps left. They both hide in the vents. It was 1.04 and sof didn't work like it does today. After a bunch of people complain and ask for them to be slayed, the administrator says "no, I want to see how this turns out". A skulk happens to parasite one of the marines, and the other uses voice chat and tells him to get away. He of course follows him as the other starts saying "noooooo, get away" in a voice so funny that I can't explain. Some guy says that his friend was laughing, and he didn't even play ns. The two brave marines died.
Then there's the hunting down the last marine using only parasite.
And of course when everybody sings a song together on voice chat.
And, when we had the marines slaughtered by taking out their comm chair. They wouldn't give up. Instead of killing them, we took out every structure except their ip. We even built a resource tower while it was still their base just to humiliate them. It was all ruined by some idiot who wanted to end it.
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-JohnnySmash
we reloc'd to atmostpheric and tried to take feed water by seiging just outside of it. While we were building i shot the little prongs that prevent onos from coming through. you know, the ones right over the little vent that onos can't crouch through? a damn onos came in and harassed us just as were finished the seige. We were beat back to base and the onos stayed back to heal with regen, sitting just outside atmos.
I climed down the other side of AS and got into the little vent. I shot at the closed opening and it shattered open. I poked my head out, and shot at the onos to get its attention. The onos came rushing out at me, jumping in the little pit to try to gore me. I crouched back inside the vent, just out of gore range and shot a couple clips at him.
His health getting low, he tried to get out. He didn't know that the little edge there was a ladder, so he kept bouncing off it. My comm spammed me some ammo and gae everyone the waypoint to where the onos was.
and basically, we just executed him XD. Of course, he came back (getting freaking 10 res/second), then owned us <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
The map was ns_lockdown_b3, a load of Marines and aliens went to the party to room to dance to the music..
"Gorges just want to have fun"
Things where going great, untill a marine jumped on a skulk, the skulk started to bite <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
Team: Kharaa
Type: Fade
Walkin round at hive 2, feelin' bad *ssed because i had adren/carapace so i could blink forever and regen without getting the uprgade, then in Hera reception i hear some combat goin on, so i go over to the door that leads to marine spawn; there's three marines there.
I blink in and press my lastinv button to switch to swipe and i start hittin' em. I take out one marine, then another, and then a skulk gets the last one. The skulk chuckles and runs off to the marine base. I look at the ground and there they are:
<b>TWO</b> shotguns and a LMG.
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In another game no-one wanted to go comm so I decided that we all knife rush the hive, so we did, and down the corridor we were all killed 1 by 1 by a skulk and the game ended(fastest game ever). It would have been funnier if it was a gorge but, bleh.
Did the same thing to the other one too
good times
Yup.
And we got skulk rushed. And we lost.
And it happened again.
and again.
and again...
and again...
That was really fun till the admin slapped me....and I lost coordination and fell to my death :\
Did the same thing to the other one too
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Haha, yea reminds me of a time I used lerk lift too.
We were on Hera I think, the one with the res tower outside (can you tell where this is going? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> ) And we had the marines all but beaten, I think there were 2, maybe 3 left, so anyway, an onos and a few skulk went out to hunt them down and I was at the marine start with a gorge and another onos just having fun, spraying spores and spit and jumping on each other. The gorge had a good idea, (hehehe) go out and build a res tower where the nozzle was, well he went out there and started building and I crept up behind him picked him up and flew off. He was making the funniest noises I've ever heard over voice comm. "NOoOOOo let me go!!" "Don't dooOOOoooO it!!!!" I took him over to the tunnel (the outside of it) and dropped him there and just as he started to thank me I picked him up again and dropped him into the aybss listening to his screams "AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Damn you!" Lol, but possibly the funniest (and most ironic) part was that when he spawned the marines were camping the hive he spawned at so he ended up getting killed again. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Good times, this is what makes NS something special, good fun, good people (mostly), and good maps.
there was some guy being an idiot. the administrator was playing, but the idiot didn't know. so the administrator says "i think you should kick that idiot". the console says "i'm not so sure if i should trust you", and he basically has an argument with himself. the guy leaves and he's still arguing with himself. he starts swearing at himself and threatens everyone who laughs saying "ITS NOT FUNNY-YOU WANNA GET BANNED TOO?". it was just great.
This poor aforementioned gorge who had just spent 100 res trying to set up a hive, oc's, and watched it getting torn down before dying...had apparently gone lerk as a last desperate resort to harass the 'rines at Temperature Control. He got off a cloud or two of spores at the base. I saw the vent he was in, hugged the wall and flew up to meet him. He stuck his head out, one shotty blast and he died. Then he left the game.
Trying not to laugh too hard, I settle down in front of some turrets. A split second later, an Onos rounds the corner and devours me.
Moral of the story: Don't gloat. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
(If you do gloat, settle somewhere safe first. Like behind the row of turrets. Sigh. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Team: Kharaa
We got sensory early, so being my little gorge self, I snuck up to the far entrance of marine base and dropped a sensory chamber. Then I casually strolled into base, fairly confident that if they even had an observatory, it'd be too far back to guard the whole base. And what do you know, I was right.
Unfortunately, these marines were a little smarter than some others. They always left one guy in their base as a defender, and I could see the obs up on the platform, so knew I couldn't get to close.
Some tense moments as I could swear that marine spotted my little cloaked shadow, and one where the marine ran right by me, even touched me as my cloak disappeared for a moment, but fortunately he was going to check the vent that the lerks like to use, so had his back to me until I cloaked again. Phew.
So after a while of playing scout for my team, letting them know if I saw any major moves, I realized I had 50 res sitting in my pool.
What to do with 50 res as a hidden gorge in marine start?
Why.. a big line of OCs, of course! I have the OC key bound, so it took all of 6 seconds to place them down.. then it's play ring around the rosie with the defender marines while they build and I healspray. Fortunately for me, a friendly lerk spotted what was going on and joined me to make life even more fun for the marines.
Next thing I know, I'm pulling in resources like crazy as my line of (now-cloaked) OCs takes down the marines the moment they try to get out of start, and the rest of my team is charging in to finish the job.
Go go gorge!
What was funny on Origin during a JP/parasite duel was this: I was in the biodome hive, parasited. I had motion tracking and I saw a skulk coming to the lift (corner broken) through the vent on the top floor. I started my jetpack and he flew out of the vent at the same time. Halfway in midair, I knifed him <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> It freaked him out, haha!
All the regulars were like
"OMG C0MM, WE NEED M0RE TURRENTS!"
And all the non-regulars were like:
"It's TURRET you n00bs!"
So of course we kept going to be annoying, ever deforming the word "turret"
Some of my favorite phrases that came out of that game were:
"Comm, can I hav a shootgun?" (me)
"OMG COMM, DROP A FACEGATE AND TURRENTS!"
"THEY GOT TEH BIG RHINOS!!!11ONEONE" (me)
"Gorge, get an offensive chamber so we can get offensive upgrades"
"COMM WE NEED MORE DEFENDER TURRENTS!" (actually that was from a newbie in a different server... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )
"TEHY GOT TEH L0RKS, COMM DROP SHIRTGUNS!"
"L0rk, umbro that george!" (not me, but I liked that one a lot)
"OMG you can't kill 5 skulks, you're such a n00bz0r!"
"Get a moving chamber so we can get celery"
That's all I can think of for now. Twas a good game.