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  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    What do you think provoked an entire pride of lions to maul your hiking group?

    Yeah, he's been known to do that on occasion.
  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Edit: beaten to it by coil. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    Q. Erm, is Flayra meant to be coding pygmies into NS?

    A. Line Dancing with Chimpanzees and members of the A-team.



    <!--EDIT|Fam|Aug. 14 2002,17:05-->
  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    Q)What is the most effective method for killing level 5's?

    A)Going off the rails on a crazy train.
  • ZcaliberZcaliber Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 93Members
    Q: Where is Z-Caliber?

    A: No, why the hell would anyone use it for that purpose in the first place!?
  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Q. Do you use flay's nose hairs as a toothbrush?

    A. A six headed seagull on the banks of the mississippi.



    <!--EDIT|humbaba|Aug. 14 2002,12:18-->
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Let me get this straight... Humbaba hit his head and now thinks he's WHAT?

    Eminem, Britney Spears, and the Backstreet Boys.
  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Q. What was going through the Dev teams mind when they came up with the Alien concepts?

    A. A certain sign that something gone wrong with their relationship.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Q: WHy does NS exist?
    A: Acordian Polka rocks!

    [EDIT] Fam beat me to it!
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    What has Fam been saying?

    Snowfox
  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Q. What is the first line in the Long Lost Dead Sea scrolls?

    A. A goat, 3 pinches of nutmeg, and a vat of Chicken feathers soaking in linseed oil.
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Where did Flayra get the idea for NS?

    He <b>said</b> I should!
  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Now wait.  Let me get this straight.  <i>Why</i>, exactly, did you take that water pistol and attempt to rob the cookie shop of its chocolaty chocolaty goodness?

    One time I saw a blimp.
  • ZcaliberZcaliber Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 93Members
    Q: And what did you say to him when he asked 'Have you seen Oprah on hiatus'?

    A: Horrible horrible onions!
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    What did you find in Snowfox's closet?

    Because I uhh... felt like it.
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    WHY, Insane?!  WHY?!?!

    No, no, no, and... oh yeah.  No.  Kthxbye! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Wow thismod loks soo cul can u tel me wen it r out?  Kthxbye.

    Cheese and Comprox
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    What is the meaning of life?

    Take me now! This thread is just too horrible for words!

    <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    What is the reaction of every new poster once he reads this thread?

    Because putting the tuna in the glove compartment leaves room for the grand piano.
  • ZcaliberZcaliber Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 93Members
    Q: How did you manage to fit a orchastra (SP?) into your Volkswagon beetle?

    A: Nie! Ihr schwacher Verstand ist kein Gleiches für ZIM!
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    And so the Yak said..

    Mellow yellow
  • ZcaliberZcaliber Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 93Members
    Q: what is canned excrement?

    A: The truth!? You can't HANDLE the truth!
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Q: When is NS gonna be relased, and tell me the truth!

    A: And the LORD said, go-eth to thy baseball game, and drinketh beer.
  • GambloreGamblore Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1106Members
    Q. What did God say to Jesus?

    A. A Hunting Knife
  • C0nan_The_LibrarianC0nan_The_Librarian Join Date: 2002-07-31 Member: 1039Members
    Q) what do you use when chasing squirrels

    A) gorilla on crack
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: What does a TSA Marine look like on heavy doughnuts?

    A: Gir
  • BiomechanoidBiomechanoid Join Date: 2002-02-12 Member: 203Members
    Q) how do you spell girl when your "l" key doens't work>

    A) by susbsituting some gum, a poker chip and a peice of cardboard I was able to make my own voodoo 5 that didn't melt.
  • Evil_Sonic_Death_MonkeyEvil_Sonic_Death_Monkey Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1125Members
    Q: How bad is ur comp?

    A: Bullets flying up his @ss and penetrating into the back of the brain.
  • SonnyG007SonnyG007 Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1092Members
    Q: Whats's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Mariah Carey as an actor?

    A: A towel
  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Q.What is just as effective against a level 5 as an LMG?

    A. Because the other night, we had thrown a brick through a window at Krispy Kreme Donuts and stolen 1 dozen.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Q: Why are you late, and wearing a chicken mask?

    A: The horror.... THE HORROR!
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