aah, i cant wait for TLAP day. theres a party goin on tomorrow too. I'm gonna try to get everyone into ITLAPD and have them all actin like pirates and drinkin' beer and calling it grog. I'll even try to turn it into a "Talk Like A Pirate Party". heh, it should be fun. gotta go practice my Arr's now...
A Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Aye mate, you got a bloody steering wheel in yer pants!" And the Pirate replies "Yarrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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A Sailor goes into a bar. Beside him is a scraggly old pirate. They get chatting away, both being of the sea and all, and are having a good ol' time. Finally the sailor gets up the nerve to ask him about his peg leg. "Yarr! We was boarding a ship, and I fell into shark infested waters. I killed the shark with me trusty dagger." Taken aback, but now more curious than ever, he asks about his hook for a hand. "Yarr! We was boarding another ship, and me opponent cut off me hand with his sword. I killed the lad with me trusty dagger." Now the sailor is slightly nervous, but his curiousity has him and so he asks about the pirates patch. "Yarrr, a seagul shat an' hit me in the eye." The sailor wonders to himself how bird poop could take out an eye when the pirate continues "yarr... and it happened to be the first day with me new hook! Yarr..."
Someone said something about pirate talk day at school today. I dismissed it based on the fact that this is high school and there was a high chance that due to certain intoxications, she had no idea what she was saying. Imagine my surprise when I saw this thread today...
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AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
edited September 2003
AAAARRR!
Her be a real pirate, not that land-lubber Jonny Dep! This pirate be in a local band around these waters, I saw him play on Sunday, his band is extremely good. And YES he wears that same outfit (hat and all) to every show. Pireate-o-riffic!
And in case ye be wonderin, I'll soon be lootin the shores of Google for a new sig/avatar meself.
<a href='http://www.stolaf.edu/orgs/privateers/Piratical_Fun/Pirate_Jokes/pirate_jokes.html' target='_blank'>Arrr here be the booty</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
credit to Aljeca, Lennie Ambrose, Joyce, Miss Kari Rabbit, Lucifer, the Pedalto Institute for Incorporated Art, Chris Sclaf, and Anonymous for contributing some of these jokes.
/me walks the plank for missing this thread and double posting <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
Today in my english class I had to a power point presentation and the last slide I made it to be a pirate and it said "support talk-like-a-pirate-day" and there was a very loud ARRRRRRRRRRR sound affect.
Yarrrrrrr, today me boss be gettin' me to swab tha decks at work. This be no lie! I got t'mop and a swabbed tha decks making "yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr" sounds.
Zig...I am Captain Planet!Join Date: 2002-10-23Member: 1576Members
edited September 2003
while talkin to this chiq i like, i just blurted out <span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'><u><b>R</b></u></span></span>edit: <span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'><u><b>!!!!!!!!!</b></u></span></span>
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Avast ye!! I have also updates me avatar for t'occasion:
Yarrr!
And the Pirate replies "Yarrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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A Sailor goes into a bar. Beside him is a scraggly old pirate. They get chatting away, both being of the sea and all, and are having a good ol' time. Finally the sailor gets up the nerve to ask him about his peg leg. "Yarr! We was boarding a ship, and I fell into shark infested waters. I killed the shark with me trusty dagger." Taken aback, but now more curious than ever, he asks about his hook for a hand. "Yarr! We was boarding another ship, and me opponent cut off me hand with his sword. I killed the lad with me trusty dagger." Now the sailor is slightly nervous, but his curiousity has him and so he asks about the pirates patch. "Yarrr, a seagul shat an' hit me in the eye." The sailor wonders to himself how bird poop could take out an eye when the pirate continues "yarr... and it happened to be the first day with me new hook! Yarr..."
imagination of surprise complete.
<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'><b>R!</b></span>
Superskulk be in pirate form for the occasion ^^
Avast!
<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'><b>R!</b></span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>RR!!</span></span>
Useless reply to useless post complete!
Oh ya baby! ^_^
r..? ^_^
Her be a real pirate, not that land-lubber Jonny Dep! This pirate be in a local band around these waters, I saw him play on Sunday, his band is extremely good. And YES he wears that same outfit (hat and all) to every show. Pireate-o-riffic!
And in case ye be wonderin, I'll soon be lootin the shores of Google for a new sig/avatar meself.
Specially as ye can't outrun a superskulk ^^
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”)
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “ARRRRGGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
credit to Aljeca, Lennie Ambrose, Joyce, Miss Kari Rabbit, Lucifer, the Pedalto Institute for Incorporated Art, Chris Sclaf, and Anonymous for contributing some of these jokes.
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Matey
Avast ye land lober
A prirates life fo me!
GRRRRRR
why did the pirate become a football player?
because he could throw FARRRRRGHHH
the <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>ARRRR</span>mory
what did the scoripan do when the commando was looken the other way?
he hov<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>ARRRR</span>ed
SEPTEMBER 19 RULES!