Welcome To The Anonyme F4-hiters
Ollj
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
<div class="IPBDescription">assosiation. Please take a Seat.</div> Ollj:
"G-g--gg g gg... No I cant do this"
Lady:
"its ok, just go on."
Ollj:
"G-god morning, my name is ollj, and... and i am hitting F4 regulary."
Group silently applauds.
Lady:
"Okay Olli-jch..."
Ollj:
"No! Its Oll-jay."
Lady:
"Fine Ollj, welcome to the anonymuous F4 hitting assiciation, now tell us more about it, I mean how does it feel hitting F4 all the time?"
Ollj:
"No definitely not all the time, I like getting owned fairly, dont like killing someones fun
in hiding somewere, destress beaconing or welder rushing the hive for example. But keeping a definitely lost game longer by huge turret farms and grenade reload exploiting is no fun."
Lady:
"So you dont think you are addicted to that key or feeling bad if you cant hit the f4 key like on some server rules that kick F4ers."
Ollj:
"Oh well its nothing special, really, im just leaving the game most times because it makes no sense to continue a game with such unballanced skilled teams;
resnodes 9-1, marines not coming in the last hive and my team being really retarded, for example in teamwork or not even knowing the maps"
NSplayer: "You suck!"
Ollj:
"Oh sorry, didnt want to be mean to YOU!"
Lady: "Okay STOP here no insults tolerated in this group. Now doesnt it hurt hearing such insults after F4ing ?"
Ollj: "Jeah, i mean whats with the 4 players that f4ed, most times before me, some just res whoring or trying to relocate or taking another high risk strategy, and leaving as soon as it did not work.
And whats about thoose damn Teamstackers, they are just joining the team that won last round, how stupid is that?.
But what do most people do? They all blame it on the one last person that F4ed. And no-F4 rules or plugins that disable F4 after some time can be sardistic and be abused by the winning team. I prefer a clear surrender to an endless pain."
Lady: "So it is painfull having no F4 key?"
Ollj: "Its only that NS is just a game and on publics its just for fun. Its not about punishing the other team by onos camping the last ip or not killing the last hive as soon as possible. Surrendering or leaving a running match for RL causes are part of the game, a public match can not be ballanced all the time, but its more fun having more ballanced teams in experience, teamwork and aiming than having games that take forever when they are over for about 30 minutes, and no fun at all for half of all players that just want a new round with mixed teams.
Lady: "Back to thoose F4 prohibiting plugins, you mentioned? How would you like them more?"
Ollj: "once i saw a better version of this: As soon as the player difference was 5 players you saw a big countdown after 15 seconds, that lasted another 15 seconds.
A text sayd "teams are uneven, even teams or this round ends in (countdown) seconds" and only if teams were still uneven at 0 seconds the game ended.
Adding a countdown sounds like a senseless detail, but in fact its great.
I left a bigger (winning) team once, thinking its not over at all, to make the game last 20 minutes longer with the smaller team having a great comeback after some more experienced players joined.
Then I join the other team, waited for my old team but this was the only free slot, now the team that was bigger in the beginning had 5 people less.
Another countdown started and I left the bigger team again, this extended round now lasted 1 hour longer, and it was one of the best games ever!!!
Why? because there were at last 10 less experienced people that could not see or stand their team falling back for some minutes to strike back later
and their seats got replaced by 10 people with more dexterity and experience.
On the other hand, if you see a countdown you can clearly surrender also, most times the countdown did not go below 10, a clear sign for the bigger team!"
Lady:
"Okay, lets hear what the other people around here might want to know, any last thoughts or wishes Ollj?"
Ollj:
"Jeah dont blame it only on me when I join spectators to check for cheaters or hit F4 as one of the last people.
People that hit F4 are like you and me. Half the time "surrendering" doesnt even play a role in hitting F4, its ending a round that is no fun anymore to get the chance for a better one."
Lady:
"Okay, hands up. Who has a question or suggestion?"
"G-g--gg g gg... No I cant do this"
Lady:
"its ok, just go on."
Ollj:
"G-god morning, my name is ollj, and... and i am hitting F4 regulary."
Group silently applauds.
Lady:
"Okay Olli-jch..."
Ollj:
"No! Its Oll-jay."
Lady:
"Fine Ollj, welcome to the anonymuous F4 hitting assiciation, now tell us more about it, I mean how does it feel hitting F4 all the time?"
Ollj:
"No definitely not all the time, I like getting owned fairly, dont like killing someones fun
in hiding somewere, destress beaconing or welder rushing the hive for example. But keeping a definitely lost game longer by huge turret farms and grenade reload exploiting is no fun."
Lady:
"So you dont think you are addicted to that key or feeling bad if you cant hit the f4 key like on some server rules that kick F4ers."
Ollj:
"Oh well its nothing special, really, im just leaving the game most times because it makes no sense to continue a game with such unballanced skilled teams;
resnodes 9-1, marines not coming in the last hive and my team being really retarded, for example in teamwork or not even knowing the maps"
NSplayer: "You suck!"
Ollj:
"Oh sorry, didnt want to be mean to YOU!"
Lady: "Okay STOP here no insults tolerated in this group. Now doesnt it hurt hearing such insults after F4ing ?"
Ollj: "Jeah, i mean whats with the 4 players that f4ed, most times before me, some just res whoring or trying to relocate or taking another high risk strategy, and leaving as soon as it did not work.
And whats about thoose damn Teamstackers, they are just joining the team that won last round, how stupid is that?.
But what do most people do? They all blame it on the one last person that F4ed. And no-F4 rules or plugins that disable F4 after some time can be sardistic and be abused by the winning team. I prefer a clear surrender to an endless pain."
Lady: "So it is painfull having no F4 key?"
Ollj: "Its only that NS is just a game and on publics its just for fun. Its not about punishing the other team by onos camping the last ip or not killing the last hive as soon as possible. Surrendering or leaving a running match for RL causes are part of the game, a public match can not be ballanced all the time, but its more fun having more ballanced teams in experience, teamwork and aiming than having games that take forever when they are over for about 30 minutes, and no fun at all for half of all players that just want a new round with mixed teams.
Lady: "Back to thoose F4 prohibiting plugins, you mentioned? How would you like them more?"
Ollj: "once i saw a better version of this: As soon as the player difference was 5 players you saw a big countdown after 15 seconds, that lasted another 15 seconds.
A text sayd "teams are uneven, even teams or this round ends in (countdown) seconds" and only if teams were still uneven at 0 seconds the game ended.
Adding a countdown sounds like a senseless detail, but in fact its great.
I left a bigger (winning) team once, thinking its not over at all, to make the game last 20 minutes longer with the smaller team having a great comeback after some more experienced players joined.
Then I join the other team, waited for my old team but this was the only free slot, now the team that was bigger in the beginning had 5 people less.
Another countdown started and I left the bigger team again, this extended round now lasted 1 hour longer, and it was one of the best games ever!!!
Why? because there were at last 10 less experienced people that could not see or stand their team falling back for some minutes to strike back later
and their seats got replaced by 10 people with more dexterity and experience.
On the other hand, if you see a countdown you can clearly surrender also, most times the countdown did not go below 10, a clear sign for the bigger team!"
Lady:
"Okay, lets hear what the other people around here might want to know, any last thoughts or wishes Ollj?"
Ollj:
"Jeah dont blame it only on me when I join spectators to check for cheaters or hit F4 as one of the last people.
People that hit F4 are like you and me. Half the time "surrendering" doesnt even play a role in hitting F4, its ending a round that is no fun anymore to get the chance for a better one."
Lady:
"Okay, hands up. Who has a question or suggestion?"
Comments
*uncomfortable applause*
Can we talk about that later again?
Pity that it didnt involve cars blowing up for no reason....
Lady:
"oh dear..."
NSPlayer:
"I like teh pretty flames..."
Once it was just me against a squad of about 5-6 marines, very unfair specially since the only connection in the house is 56k lagged-to-maximum. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
hehe, so I guess were going to have little Deep-J's around on the forum soon, running up the walls and getting into all sorts of shenanigans..you know Tomfoolery. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
take a look at readyroom blocker plugin =)
<a href='http://www.modns.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=29' target='_blank'>Metamod Readyroom Blocker Plugin</a>
In the beginning, the marines were a real problem, but after as much verbal abuse as you can heap onto them, they finally get their act together.
They're moving in squads, now; nobody's ramboing, and in the first five minutes you've locked down the obligatory hive; upgrades are rife, with level three weapons are on the way and Heavy Armor is almost done researching.
Ten minutes into the game, it becomes the most bloodiest, pitched battle you've ever commanded. The first Onos, having greedily hoarded the resources from your ramboing marines in the start, now emerges; the 'gored to death' icon rapidly scrolls by; four marines down, another digested. Level 3 weapons complete just as the 2nd Onos emerges, charging into Marine Start... and dies, vaporized in a hail of bullets by the very, very annoyed reinforcements. Looks like somebody forgot to get Redemption.
Squad 5, two marines on "Resource Collecting" duty cap two more nodes. That makes five.
The command interface squaks, alerting you to the newly upgraded Armory. Its like Christmas in the marine spawn--heavy armor rains from the sky, welders appear with a crisp "fwoosh!" of noise and a burst of light, heavy machine guns and grenade launchers litter the ground like unopened presents.
Like a gift from God, motion tracking is finalized.
Five minutes later, at precisely 20 minutes and 15 seconds into the game, you're marching on the second hive with the infamous HA Train; a phase goes down, the turrent factory goes up, and the scanner-sweep spam starts. A wall of lame and several unluckily gorges fortifying for the impending doom are gibbed in an unsightly (but funny) manner. An Onos comes out of nowhere and snatches away the only marine with a grenade launcher; you frantically order your troops to move in on the hive and waste the Onos--those grenade launchers are expensive, after all, and you only have five res towers to their four. Whoops, three: a newly reborn Grenade Launcher toting marine, right from the severed underbelly of an Onos and screaming profuse obscenties over voice comm (VICTORY!), spams the hive, wasting the nearby res tower and a gorge that was hiding in a corner somewhere.
Hive down, and you've lost another res tower in the confusing firefight in the hive (stupid skulks), but you've claimed something much more important than an resource tower. Turrents are spammed, the hive is locked down, and the HA Train sets its sights on the next--the last--hive.
This is it. Endgame. The grenade launcher takes care of the remaining Wall of Lame between Squad 5 (they're all squad 5, now, can't win with squadless marines!) and the last hive; he's rewarded with 6 Medpacks and about twenty packs of ammo--you know, "just in case."
Its thirty-minutes into the game, now, and the last Onos, deprived of the powerful alien "Stomp" charges around the corner, goring one marine to death before going down in the hail of bullets from the entire marine squad--even the LMGer that was guarding base can taste the impending victory, and deserted his post to get some of the action. The rest of the alien team charge in as skulks; another HA goes down, but with 9 more marines left, and reinforcements on the way, its almost over.
All the sweat, tears, and various curses you screamed over voice comm to get your troops in line has come down to this one moment: The Heavy Armor's approach the hive, less than 15 meters from the enterance; your fingers are poised for medpack spamming, and with a victorious scream of "TAKE IT DOWN, BOYS!" over voice comm...
...you hear the Natural-Selection end-game music playing. Wait, what just happened? That was too fast; you're almost positive no marines even got inside the hive yet. A quick press of the 'tab' button: 8 alien players, and 4 ex-alien players lounging in the ready room.
Oh. They left. How anti-climatic.
/Lerk-Mode: Reactivate.
Maveric: "F4... F4... D***it people, stop dragging out the game! YOUR ***KING ME ***SIN' ME OFF! GAH! CAN'T F4! SERVER WONT ALLOW IT! WASTING TIME! TIME I NO WASTE NO LONGER!
AHHHHHH!"
Lady: *screams*
Maveric: *puts the end of the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger*
*blood splatters onto Ollj*
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"ok... now we're going to try an excercise"
~She walks around giving each person a shiny, fresh looking apple~
Lady:
"ok, now I want you to all look at the apple and imagine it's your victory. Just sit there and imagine how tasty it must be.
Now I want you to all take a bite... STOP!!!"
~the room is now full of people blinking in confusion and surprise, all the apples without a single toothmark on their clean, waxy surfaces.
Without a word the lady runs around snatching the fruit from everyone before settling down in her chair again and composing herself~
MrDave:
"But... I wanted to eat the apple..."
Lady:
"yes, I know. Now did everyone enjoy their apple?"
MrDave:
"B... b,but we didn't-"
Lady:
"that doesn't matter! did you enjoy your apple?"
MrDave:
"I'm so hungry... I wanted the apple... but you di-"
Lady:
"DID YOU ENJOY YOUR APPLE???"
~MrDave leaves his seat and curls up in the corner crying~
SlightlyMoreRationalPerson:
"We never got to eat the apple so how could we have enjoyed it?"
Lady:
"The result is still the same, the apple is gone. Didn't you enjoy that?"
SlightlyMoreRationalPerson:
"no..."
Lady:
"that's because your apple F4ed"
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"The result is still the same, the apple is gone. Didn't you enjoy that?"
SlightlyMoreRationalPerson:
"no..."
Lady:
"that's because your apple F4ed"
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LMAO
PWNED BY THE LADY
(this boards editing pwns me, too!)
~kusu kusu~
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'scuse me?
~kusu kusu~<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nun des day? (sorry my Japanese is almost non-existant, I only know a few choice words from watching anime, like Kenshin and I don't know how to write that in english properly <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )
not sure what 'nun des day' could be but 'nan desu ka' means 'what?' or 'whats this/that?' =3
Its thirty-minutes into the game, now, and the last Onos, deprived of the powerful alien "Stomp" charges around the corner, goring one marine to death before going down in the hail of bullets from the entire marine squad--even the LMGer that was guarding base can taste the impending victory, and deserted his post to get some of the action.
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Dramatise it all you want, but you're shooting fish in a barrel. You correctly identified when the game actually ended:
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Hive down, and you've lost another res tower in the confusing firefight in the hive (stupid skulks), but you've claimed something much more important than an resource tower. Turrents are spammed, the hive is locked down, and the HA Train sets its sights on the next--the last--hive.
This is it. Endgame.
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Correct, it is end game, and that's where the game ends. The game ends and the pointless wrap up begins. From that point on winning is just the chore of getting to the hive and killing it, it does not require effort, a team of completely incompetant tards can win from this position. So you trundle your merry way to the last hive, no doubt with full upgrades, HAs and HMGs, killing your way through 1 hive aliens that have no chance of stopping you. The game is over, why would they <b>not</b> conceed?
You had your large dramatic battle that decided the outcome of the game, when the aliens still had 2-hive Onos and were still capable of beating you. That is a battle. No matter how you spice it up, the final seconds you were 'denied' would have been neither dramatic nor relevant to the outcome of the game. Where is the climax in an inevitable victory?
Snidely: Bless you.
Geminosity: oro? ^^
Snidely: Bless you again.
<i>*Passes Geminosity a tissue*</i>
not sure what 'nun des day' could be but 'nan desu ka' means 'what?' or 'whats this/that?' =3<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah I definitly know what "oro?' means <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
'Nun des day'/'Nan desu dei' or however you say it, is supposed to mean "What did you say?" I think.
I'v heard of 'nan desu ka' meaning "whats this/that".
Its a real problem cause all anime has different translations, so I can only say the word and hope it means what I want it to mean.
So far I know:
'Nun des day'/'Nan desu dei' (What did you say?)
'nan desu ka' (Whats this/that?)
'Mai, Mai' (calm down)
'Yadi, Yadi'/'Yari, Yari' (oh well)
'Nan do?' (What?)
'Nan e?' (What the..?)
'Hi' (Yes)
'Damie' (stop)
'Ore goto ga si mus' (Thank you very much)
'Kon etchi wa' (Hello)
'Hiks sho' (da*n it)
'Huks sho' (da*n you)
'Tum mie' (f*** you)
'ahh' (yeah)
If I got the spelling wrong or what they mean wrong then 'Kame no sai' (sorry) and 'Kame no sai' again for going off topic...just got turned around thats all.
topic? huh? oh.... F4... see the other thread =P
visa versa when onos's are camping the final ip hehe
It's pretty obvious the winning team is just taking the micky if it's that.
The arguement is for f4 outside of those conditions =3
and now that every server in existance has it uploaded, all you have to do to join the readyroom is hit ~ and type in "reconnect" or "retry"
NEW: i have made a 2.1 compatable version that lets you keep alien res during the process... in case you ever want to join the loosing team, sicko.
remember kiddies, if it ever stopps being fun or starts being rediculously painfull, RETRY!
Lady:
"oh dear..."
NSPlayer:
"I like teh pretty flames..." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, yeah, but are they volumetric? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Excellent Squad Five, we've found them! Whats our orders Comm?"
>garbled voicecomm static<
"Affirm. BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!!! FOR MY LORD COMM!"
*punctuated by staccato HMG fire*
That or
Necrosis enters the room
"Yattaze............. OYAAAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"
Necrosis killed room with divinewind.
Actually, wouldn't a meeting of the F4 people just die in the first three seconds?
NSPlayer: Bad team *leaves meeting*
Clanwhin0r: Crappy start *leaves meeting*
Turrentspamz0r666: OMG NO TORRENTS? *leaves meeting*
Ramb0G0DSLAY0R: NO HMG?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->? *leaves meeting*
(1)Ramb0G0DSLAY0R: Where's the HA??? *leaves meeting*
JoePlayer: Sure, lets all stack :/ *leaves meeting*
Team Two wins.
Your spelling was AWEFUL!
but I still understood what you were typing. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Lady: Ok now can anyone tell us how they feel when they are playing and there mates F4 and end the game... Yes you with your hand up.
Majin: I don't have my hand up, I was waving to the commander.
Lady: /shifty eyes. Right, well Majin can you tell us how you feel when you lose due to a team F4.
Majin: AHHHHHHHH
Lady: /jumps back. Whats Worng?!
Majin: Thats how I feel, I feel like I wasted my time, I feel angry!
Lady: Do you hate your father?
Majin: What, what does that have to do with anything, I mean we never reall got along, but what kid doesn't have his bad times with his parents.
Lady: Go on..
Majin: Well he use to tell me I was a crappy NS player, called me a Fanboy of the gorge. /voice starts to break. All I wanted was to make him proud. /tearing up. I tryed my best, its not my fault my team F4ed. /crying I.. mean.. I can't control.. how things.. happen I just wanted.. to play the.. game...ahhahahaha, wahahahahha... What the Hell... god damn F4ing basterds... WAHHAHAHHA. /rocking back and forth in featal position.
Lady: Ok, who wants some punch?