Signs u will be addicted to ns
KiD
Join Date: 2002-08-21 Member: 1207Members
Join Date: 2002-08-21 Member: 1207Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Rehab anyone?</div>1) u visit the irc channel everyday and ask "is it out yet?"
2) ur slacking off at work when a fellow coworker warns u ur boss, "bob", is coming. u quickly do a 180 and look around for a gun
3) u pretend the family cat is a lv 1 and stalk it around the house with a supersoaker
4) u stage miniature battles with the emotioncons
5) u use the cl_pitchup command in tfc or cs to see what it feels like to walk on walls as a lv 1
6) u try to find out where the play testers live so u can steal their computers
7) u keep playing the intro to this website over and over and over again
8) u walk into a cs irc channel and tell them cs sux, NS will own it..... *yellin* *arguing* *jab hook uppercut jab jab* *BAN*
9) u leave money and the occasional randsom note on flayra's doorstep
10) u make a list of signs that u will be addicted to NS
2) ur slacking off at work when a fellow coworker warns u ur boss, "bob", is coming. u quickly do a 180 and look around for a gun
3) u pretend the family cat is a lv 1 and stalk it around the house with a supersoaker
4) u stage miniature battles with the emotioncons
5) u use the cl_pitchup command in tfc or cs to see what it feels like to walk on walls as a lv 1
6) u try to find out where the play testers live so u can steal their computers
7) u keep playing the intro to this website over and over and over again
8) u walk into a cs irc channel and tell them cs sux, NS will own it..... *yellin* *arguing* *jab hook uppercut jab jab* *BAN*
9) u leave money and the occasional randsom note on flayra's doorstep
10) u make a list of signs that u will be addicted to NS
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EDIT: My 100th post! w00t!
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12. You speak to people using only radio commands. "Affirmative!" "Negative!" "Move out!" "Engage the enemy!"
13. You go to a shopping mall and try to blink around.
14. You web your room with silly string to keep people out.
15. You try to weld siege turrets for your annoying neighbors.
and greedo will u unban me plz, it was stupid to argue the spellin of realize, but z looks better than s
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1) u visit the irc channel everyday and ask "is it out yet?"
3) u pretend the family cat is a lv 1 and stalk it around the house with a supersoaker
5) u use the cl_pitchup command in tfc or cs to see what it feels like to walk on walls as a lv 1
8) u walk into a cs irc channel and tell them cs sux, NS will own it..... *yellin* *arguing* *jab hook uppercut jab jab* *BAN*
8) u walk into a cs irc channel and tell them cs sux, NS will own it..... *yellin* *arguing* *jab hook uppercut jab jab* *BAN*
9) u leave money and the occasional randsom note on flayra's doorstep
thats signs that your a bob <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
-plays marine sound of getting a stim jab-
TSSSSSSSSS- AAHHHHH YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~
How about: You are a master in the IRC channel.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->2) ur slacking off at work when a fellow coworker warns u ur boss, "bob", is coming. u quickly do a 180 and look around for a gun<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How about: You are so addicted, you get angry when people do call it a 'bob', and you don't work because NS takes up too much of your time.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->4) u stage miniature battles with the emotioncons<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How about: You <i>made</i> the emoticons.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->5) u use the cl_pitchup command in tfc or cs to see what it feels like to walk on walls as a lv 1<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How about: You are so addicted, you know that the pitch doesnt change while wallclimbing.
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How about: You are a playtester and have MET other playtesters in real life.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->7) u keep playing the intro to this website over and over and over again<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How about: You know it off by heart. You do not need to view it.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->8) u walk into a cs irc channel and tell them cs sux, NS will own it..... *yellin* *arguing* *jab hook uppercut jab jab* *BAN*
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Stop doing this. Its not good for NS's image.
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How about: You leave money and the occaisional baby on Flayras doorstep. ;D
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->10) u make a list of signs that u will be addicted to NS <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How about: You dont even have to think hard about how you are more addicted than someone who is posting lists.
dont toture our little minds like that
"signs u WILL be addicted to NS"
not
"signs u ARE addicted to NS"
yea i got u there u BIG MEAN PLAYTESTER!
I was not intending to brag. I was, I thought, joining in. I am sorry to have ruined your thread in such a way, I shall not post ever again, sorry.
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"signs u WILL be addicted to NS"
not
"signs u ARE addicted to NS"
yea i got u there u BIG MEAN PLAYTESTER!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I will be, I am. I shall use my knowledge of the English language to beat you. I can be both. Also, just to rain on your parade, your sig is too big. ;D
When you dream you asked a level 4 out on a date.
or maybe a sign is that "You just know"
<span style='color:blue'>you hire hitmen to kill people who wont download NS</span>
<span style='color:green'>Your house is an exact replica of a hive room and you jump on the kid down the street with the super soaker every two seconds.(My lawer is getting tired of me anyone know a good one?)</span>
/me thinks thats all that has not benn mentioned
<b>Oh yeah you stoped going to church cause your a pagan now worshiping the dev team</b>.
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Omg! Flayra EATS babies?!