I'm Dating Cforrester!

X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">It's true!</div> Ok, so i was in a room (or channel) on IRC, and i got some woman troubles, so i asked this question:

(X_Stickman) is getting a girlfriend worth the god damn bother? < i need a solid answer here
(+CForrester) Depends on the girl, Stickman.

So of course, we got into deep conversation.

(+CForrester) If it's a "I'm gonna go pick up a girl and hope for the best" thing, forget about it.

We got to know each other a little better, and i just popped the question

(X_Stickman) CForrester, will you go out with me?
(+CForrester) Sure.
(X_Stickman) w00t!

So there you have it. I am now Dating CForrester. Of course, i had to have his permission to use his name on here, so i asked another question.

(X_Stickman) can i post on the ns forums that i'm going out with CForrester?
(+CForrester) Sure.
(X_Stickman) k
(+CForrester) As long as you change "CForrester" to "MonsE".

Now, i didn't really feel like annoying MonsE today (i think he was joking MonsE, don't kill him), so i begged not to use that name.

(X_Stickman) so you sure i can't use your name CForrester?
(+CForrester) I dunno, Sticky.

I had to take more drastic measures

(X_Stickman) ok so CForrester, i need an answer. If it's yes, i make a long rambling post in off-topic about our relationship, if it's no, i hit myself in the head with a letter opener
(+CForrester) How about a little of both?
(X_Stickman) ok

So there you have it. Excuse me for a second.... ow. Yes, ok, that's the second part of the deal. Anyway, I'm happier than i've ever been in my life.

Jesus Christ someone help me. This is how i spend my evenings (mornings, afternoons and nights too). Is anyone willing to sell their life to me? It needs to be good. And not too many miles on the clock. Alternatly, is there one on E-Bay or something?


- X_Stickman, in drastic need of a girlfriend or life.

(this is about as Off Topic as you can get. Btw mods, i think CF is cool with the whole thing).
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  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    You're an idiot. o_Ô
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    I see... Try www.soulssoldcheap.com... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    CForrester's ****? Or you're a girl? I'm confused, whatever.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Jesus Christ someone help me. This is how i spend my evenings (mornings, afternoons and nights too). Is anyone willing to sell their life to me? It needs to be good. And not too many miles on the clock. Alternatly, is there one on E-Bay or something?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    If this quote had appeared in a movie, it'd single-handedly qualify it for an Oscar.
  • zambackzamback Join Date: 2002-10-24 Member: 1578Members
    nerd <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Letter opener time, Sticky-kins.
  • PaqueMannPaqueMann Join Date: 2003-05-22 Member: 16606Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Ehm...my life is 14 miles to the gallon.

    But yes, this story is quite sad. I do feel sorry for you.

    Here's a plush gorge to make it all better (with patented Space Moogle 5™ healing technology)

    [PLUSH]<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->[/PLUSH]
  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    Bash it! Baaaash itt!

    Btw you two have way too much time in your hands... and CForrester.. ... ... get a haircut \o/
  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    ehhh <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> online dating i find pathetic, go out and get a girl where you live, like me and many others have and are (i know this is a joke..wel i hope it is at least <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> )
  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    By the way Diablus, I include those few who got a girl on their hands ... ... In a [b]normal[/] way. Yes, one that uses irc and listens to death metal like I do |,,/

    me = happeh!!!!!
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    I'm personally amazed at the amount of posts and views in such a small space of time....
  • zambackzamback Join Date: 2002-10-24 Member: 1578Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Oct 16 2003, 10:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Oct 16 2003, 10:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm personally amazed at the amount of posts and views in such a small space of time.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    see you are not the only one here that has nothing better to do
  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    Thank you e-theepf for doing a favor <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • lordofokralordofokra Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7898Members, Constellation
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • NiddingNidding Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9439Members, Constellation
    No life Kings!
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And i'm one of them
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    I have a life, it's just only on the weekends though, and it does constitute bar hopping....

    <--- Alcoholic
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    My life? Sleep (to noon or so), breakfast, computer until 03:00 and then sleep. Repeat the procedure. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I just want you all to know that I hate you very...very much...












    ...Yeah Im not kiding. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TeflonTeflon Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20289Members
    Worst


    Thread


    Evar!!1!1one
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Teflon+Oct 16 2003, 10:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Teflon @ Oct 16 2003, 10:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Worst


    Thread


    Evar!!1!1one <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b>I HAVE FEELINGS TO YOU KNOW!!!!</b>

    *breaks down crying*


    Erm, yeah. Anyway, too much time on my hands. But hey, no more penguins and baboons, right?
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Oct 16 2003, 06:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Oct 16 2003, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just want you all to know that I hate you very...very much...












    ...Yeah Im not kiding. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    CWAG is just jealous 'cause he isn't getting any <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/2/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>, like us.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Oct 17 2003, 12:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Oct 17 2003, 12:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm, yeah. Anyway, too much time on my hands. But hey, no more penguins and baboons, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thanks god... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Oct 16 2003, 03:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Oct 16 2003, 03:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CWAG is just jealous 'cause he isn't getting any <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/2/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>, like us. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's disgusting.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    edited October 2003
    my life consists of this....

    Weekdays - Wake up, go to class, come back home, go back to class, come back home, go back to class, go back home, sit around and do nothing (play games/watch TV), eat somewhere in there, go to sleep, wake up, repeat.

    Weekends - Go home (not college, real home), work about an hour, go to friends house, get drunk, go to bar, get more drunk, pass out, wake up, repeat for saturday...

    throw in there "get played by the opposite sex on a periodic basis" and thats my life in a nutshell....

    <--- needs a job and a liver + kidney donor
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Love is a beautiful thing. However, love can lead to other things that aren't so beautiful.


    Like divorce.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Oct 16 2003, 05:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Oct 16 2003, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Oct 16 2003, 06:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Oct 16 2003, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just want you all to know that I hate you very...very much...












    ...Yeah Im not kiding. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    CWAG is just jealous 'cause he isn't getting any <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/2/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>, like us. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If its your brand of LUV I really...really don't want any <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    love is a beautiful thing, but the search for love is an ugly, horrible road filled with potholes, alligators, rampaging Onos, and other forces too evil to comprehend....


    I've had my heart ripped out more times than I can count anymore, hopeless romantic is me
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Burr+Oct 16 2003, 10:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Burr @ Oct 16 2003, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> love is a beautiful thing, but the search for love is an ugly, horrible road filled with potholes, alligators, rampaging Onos, and other forces too evil to comprehend....


    I've had my heart ripped out more times than I can count anymore, hopeless romantic is me <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You gave a pretty solid reason in another post to be honest:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><--- Alcoholic <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Heh
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+Oct 16 2003, 09:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct 16 2003, 09:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Jesus Christ someone help me. This is how i spend my evenings (mornings, afternoons and nights too). Is anyone willing to sell their life to me? It needs to be good. And not too many miles on the clock. Alternatly, is there one on E-Bay or something?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    If this quote had appeared in a movie, it'd single-handedly qualify it for an Oscar. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    agreed. soon as i get a chance, that goes in the book. ^_^
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Coby+Oct 16 2003, 02:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Coby @ Oct 16 2003, 02:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You're an idiot. o_Ô <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats a flame, mister. DIE!
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