Lol!
<div class="IPBDescription">Someone emailed this to me</div>>>>A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
>>>months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when
>>>he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he
>>>whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
>>>
>>>You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you
>>>were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When
>>>I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right
>>>here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You
>>>know what?"
>>>
>>>"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
>>>warmth.
>>>
>>>"I think you're bad luck, get the #### away from me."
>>>months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when
>>>he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he
>>>whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
>>>
>>>You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you
>>>were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When
>>>I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right
>>>here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You
>>>know what?"
>>>
>>>"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
>>>warmth.
>>>
>>>"I think you're bad luck, get the #### away from me."
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That just confused me more than you could possibly understand.
I think I'll go mutter to myself in the Corner for awhile.
Ilk? Dare I Ask?
And Yosh, where are you pulling all these wonderful quotes from?
Edit: Mwahahahaha, I "<a href="http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=ilk" target="_blank">steal</a>" the web page Jediyoshi was using. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
I really, really do.
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<!--EDIT|Silver Fox|Aug. 29 2002,18:24-->
"and Conan said, this is good.....now bow!" -Conan
"My first step was ruling all the idiots then i went to monkeys then i ruled the world..." -Conan
Guess who said this one.
Yes! My quotes hath been recognized!
Heh. Seriously, I love being...noticed. The fact that a super-regular like Sgt X notices me...it...*sniff*...brings a tear... I think I need a moment here, guys.
As far as the joke goes...eh. That was kinda mean. I prefer something along the lines of,
On his deathbed, an older gentleman called his wife to his side and requested a moment alone.
"Honey, we've had some great times over the years, no?"
With tears in her eyes, she nodded. "Yes, we have, dear."
"Well, my love, I have a confession to make. Here, take this key and open that chest and fetch me the box inside."
She complied, and brought the cigar box to him. "Open it," he said. She did, and inside was two one-dollar bills and three beautiful diamond rings.
"The rings are for you, dear. I always knew that I would give them to you on the day I died."
She gasped through her tears at their brilliance, their sheer radiance. "What about the dollar bills?"
He coughed. "Those, love, I put there. One dollar for each time I was unfaithful to you. Do you fogive me? Please, dear, I must know you forgive me before I leave this world."
She sobbed and threw her head against his chest. "Of course I forgive you, my love. My husband. But why are there three rings here?"
With his last breaths, he rasped, "Everytime the box filled, I bought you a ring."
*rimshot*
OK, that wasn't a WHOLE lot better. But at least he asked forgiveness, right?
-Ryan!
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
-- Jerry Garcia, of the Grateful Dead
That's scary, do I really spend half my waking moments here?
*shudders*
Well that'll change when school starts. *shudders*