Survey: what should be the other other white meat?

JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Chicken, pork, and ...?</div>I personally vote for Ostrich or Emu. They are actually becoming normal in some parts of the world. Just a matter of time before the Brits switch over, scared of Mad Cow Disease.

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  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    Gah.  I thought we had settled this before.  The "other white meat" is simply tender, juicy marine.  Tastes good with a bit of sporecloud and parasite seasoning, or pierced by Lerk spikes as a kind of kabob, but I personally prefer it raw and unblemished.  It's really quite nutritionous and pleasant tasting once you get all the armor off, kind of like a lobster in that respect.  But it's much easier to get the armor off, and also to subdue rowdy marines, when you have butcher knives for hands.

    I doubt this information is useful for humans, but believe me, marine is the future of nutrition.  Marine -- it's what's for dinner.  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  Brought to you by the Federal Department for Xenobiological Preservation.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Crab Imitation, period.

    Ohh, gotts to be meat eh. Hmm, Gir in the dog suit.
  • C0nan_The_LibrarianC0nan_The_Librarian Join Date: 2002-07-31 Member: 1039Members
    *caugh*metal*caugh*

    A DUCK! or a nice krispy bob err ummm forgot the real name
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    /me coughs Okegite
  • C0nan_The_LibrarianC0nan_The_Librarian Join Date: 2002-07-31 Member: 1039Members
  • BiomechanoidBiomechanoid Join Date: 2002-02-12 Member: 203Members
    Human! the Other Other white meat
  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Nah, you people have it all wrong. LERK is the other white meat. Well, admittedly, its more green than white, but its definitely whiter than marine meat. Lerk thats been precooked by a grenade blast is definitely not something to be missed, and any enterprising TSA marine will tell you that its a great way to stay full in the midst of battle. Walk by a dead, torched skulk, whip out your knife, carve a nice filet sized chunk out of him or a rip off a wing, and munch away. I never go to battle without my A1 sauce. Barbecued Lerk wings. . . Tastes just like chicken. Only mossier.
         I can even give you guys a great Marinade for Kosher Onos, if anyone interested. LETS SHARE ALIEN COOKING RECIPES! sadly, I dont have any ..



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  • Hida_TsuzuaHida_Tsuzua Lamarck&#39;s Heir Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 79Members, NS1 Playtester
    Soylent Marine are made out of <i>people!</i>

    As for aliens, Gorges are quite good and tender.  Add some salt to get rid of some liquid and grill it till the moss like covering darkens a bit.
  • TzarconTzarcon Join Date: 2002-02-28 Member: 259Members
    Baby! The Other Other White meat! Get in my belly! I ate a baby! Baby, it's whats for dinner!
  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    <b>You all have got it wrong its  Llama thats right Llama its stupid  and nutricious and it tastes nice on the BBQ.
    Me loves eating Llamas besides the more you kill the more ppl are happy   <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> .</b>
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