Most Irritating Question I've Been Asked About God
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Join Date: 2003-10-28 Member: 22072Members
Join Date: 2003-10-28 Member: 22072Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">You know, from students who walk up?</div> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If you could meet God, what would you ask?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well?
I'll tell you my answer in a bit, I want to know what you would ask.
Well?
I'll tell you my answer in a bit, I want to know what you would ask.
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Well?
I'll tell you my answer in a bit, I want to know what you would ask. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
"Where've you been hiding?"
God: 'I AM THE ALMIGHTY, TREMBLE BEFORE MY DIVINE PRESENCE!!!'
Me: 'Can you make that guy over there soil himself?'
God: 'Uh, what?'
Me: 'You know, make him, you know, crap his ponce.'
God: 'Jeez, I guess so...'
<i>Guy walking nearby makes rude noises and starts clutching his drawers.</i>
Me: 'Whoa cool! Do it again!'
God: 'Man, this is fun stuff. Never occurred to me to use my powers for bathroom humor...'
<i>Another guy yelps and runs into the bathroom. /Me high fives God.</i>
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood....
I'd most likely ask if I can go to Heaven. You know - to roll with Jesus and his apostle homeys.
"what can I do to make you lend me your powers for a couple of days...?"
if what my r.e teacher sais is true that jesus was the first communist, why then did he proclaim that you are the almighty god and that you have no equal?
then i'd ask why i if theres a 2 for 1 offer at a shop cant i just get the '1' for free?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
or
Hey, buddy, wanna switch places?
God: "Huh? *the earth trembles under the giant laughs*"
...wait for that matter where is my cat....fifi...?
This is the greatest question ever.
But my question would be :"Why don't you exist anymore?"
This is the greatest question ever.
But my question would be :"Why don't you exist anymore?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He must exsist to answer such a question, therefor proving he does exsist. Not that hard eh?
Anyhow, my question has much much much more relevance and purpose:
<i>Who is my future perfect wife and what is her name, location, address, and please tell me she is a redhead... oh yeah, whats the next multi-billion dollar invention if you don't mind me asking?</i>
Way to quote fordo. what it should have looked like is this
"Could you microwave a burrito so hot that you yourself could not eat it?"-Homer Simpson (or the writers who wrote that particular episode.)
But my question would be :"Why don't you exist anymore?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's directly related to my answer.
What's the ultimate question mankind can ask? "Does 'God' exist?" (everyone will ask it, granted 'God' is a loose term in this situation).
Okay. Now if you're standing before God, what the hell is there to ask?
Man, if I were standing before God, why would I need to ask ANYTHING?
And yes, God would be able to microwave a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it. Because he'd also be able to eat it. Although he isn't capable of eating it, which would mean that, no, he wouldn't be able to eat it. I hardly think a logical flaw would stop him, he invented the ideal form of the term "paradox" anyway, right?
But this thread is turning into spectacular comedy, so continue.
That person is owed a beating an a half for that <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->