Ns Magazine Cover!

lerkylerky Join Date: 2003-09-25 Member: 21185Awaiting Authorization
i was really bored so i whipped up this silly thing <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

<img src='http://kittah.sonuku.com/art/lerkyderkmag1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

to explain some article titles:

sporlimia, its a like bulimia, cept lerks spew out spores contanstly (from their mouths) from over sporing.

OPF is onos police force (so original)

claw extentions: well seeing that humans like boobs and legs, skulks dont have boobs but they have huge legs+claws, i thought females skulks with longer claws = sexy
i dunno..

ocs on resnodes, dont we all hate that??

onos bashing, i hate reswhores too

<!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif'><!--endemo--> toodles

Comments

  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    LOL

    "I was raped while gestating...."
    "My Hive sent me to fatcamp"
    "ONOS BASHING! It's not their fault"
  • Visual_MirageVisual_Mirage Join Date: 2003-05-01 Member: 15973Members
    I believe i've seen this somewhere before <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <laughs> hehehe! i still love it everytime i see it!

    Oh yeah, and INCOUNTER should be ENCOUNTER i believe.... didn't mean to ruin anything heh
  • lerkylerky Join Date: 2003-09-25 Member: 21185Awaiting Authorization
    ta for telling me ill fix it up <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MutaMuta Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21539Members
    HAHA! VERY NICE! *Laugh his **** out* <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    More of these! once a month! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • kyliegirlkyliegirl Gorge Master Australia Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10586Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    OMG ROFL HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

    WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Fluffy lerks? O_o Where are the fluffy skulks? Oh wait...nevermind... XD
  • DocterJDocterJ Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15357Members
  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    To answer the LD OUTRAGE stinker: ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

    n1!
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Too many hideous colours, too much text, too many random font styles, bad imaginary name and boring cover picture.

    Other than that it's..... oh.
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    lol <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    The color of the background(that would be black) seems out of place.

    Did NS ever make it onto some real PC magazine cover?
  • The_ListenerThe_Listener Join Date: 2003-05-06 Member: 16101Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Nov 14 2003, 03:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Nov 14 2003, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Too many hideous colours, too much text, too many random font styles, bad imaginary name and boring cover picture.

    Other than that it's..... oh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That, sadly, seems to describe some girl's teen magazines nowadays
  • The_ThingThe_Thing Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--The Listener+Nov 14 2003, 04:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Listener @ Nov 14 2003, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Nov 14 2003, 03:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Nov 14 2003, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Too many hideous colours, too much text, too many random font styles, bad imaginary name and boring cover picture.

    Other than that it's..... oh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That, sadly, seems to describe some girl's teen magazines nowadays <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So true lol.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Hehehe. *chuckle* <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • lerkylerky Join Date: 2003-09-25 Member: 21185Awaiting Authorization
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--[ZAPR]The Thing+Nov 14 2003, 04:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([ZAPR]The Thing @ Nov 14 2003, 04:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--The Listener+Nov 14 2003, 04:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Listener @ Nov 14 2003, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Nov 14 2003, 03:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Nov 14 2003, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Too many hideous colours, too much text, too many random font styles, bad imaginary name and boring cover picture.

    Other than that it's..... oh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That, sadly, seems to describe some girl's teen magazines nowadays <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So true lol. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it was ment to be tacky <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> sheesh lol
  • MilitaryPoliceMilitaryPolice Join Date: 2003-10-12 Member: 21623Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->To answer the LD OUTRAGE stinker: ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Egg rapist!

    lmao <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • thekurgenthekurgen Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14253Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Nov 14 2003, 02:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Nov 14 2003, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Too many hideous colours, too much text, too many random font styles, bad imaginary name and boring cover picture.

    Other than that it's..... oh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    crappola

    i think its great - well done - would be great to see one a month

    should start a thread for possible storylines hehe, start getting su,, contributors and roving reporters
  • MazkalineMazkaline Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13409Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Align+Nov 14 2003, 03:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ Nov 14 2003, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The color of the background(that would be black) seems out of place.

    Did NS ever make it onto some real PC magazine cover? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That cover looks like most of the game magazines Ive read: Big, different and colourful fonts with big fade in background and lots of big titles.

    And I do remember NS has made itself into several magazines. There is couple topics (atleast one which I red) where is posted several scans from PC game magazines where review praise Natural Selection to heaven. And when Half-life is mentioned, so is CS. And when CS is mentioned, so is DoD and NS. Natural selection is a little bit new thing still though and its only mod, so every review is volunteer work from reviewer. (what the heck was that magazine writer)
  • MalevolentMalevolent Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18842Members
    lol, that's pretty funny. You did a good job on it.
  • Fox_OneFox_One Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12310Members
    ROFL!!! UBERFUNNAY!!! XD
  • InussInuss Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10558Members
    LOL you should SO do some of those articles, thats great!!! MORE MORE!
  • sk84zer0sk84zer0 Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17478Members
    lol, you must make a weekly magazine! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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