What Kind Of Dictator Are You?

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  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mullet+Nov 30 2003, 11:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Nov 30 2003, 11:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Omar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    ........not true. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Me too! This sucks a fat one! I didn't even pick 'cave', I picked a huge palace in the mountains!
  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Obliterater+Nov 30 2003, 10:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obliterater @ Nov 30 2003, 10:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Bush.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    "Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey.

    ...he actualy does meet the criteria for being a dictator... lol <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Resisting... urge... to... fight... back.

    I got Blair btw. I'm to nice to be a dictator. :-p
  • LukinLukin Join Date: 2003-08-23 Member: 20098Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    PWN!!!11

    w0rd t0 j00r kurdz!!!11
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    edited November 2003
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    Wewt! I'm in hiding!

    Edit: I'm like him because if I got his power, I would also abuse it.
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    Is there a purpose to these lies or are these guys just to lazy to do some 5 minute Google research to find the truth? *yawn*
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Umbraed Monkey+Nov 30 2003, 05:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Nov 30 2003, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I cant believe noone got this yet:
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Omar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word Tali<I>BAN</i> comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old **** the world wants dead! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Correction : I got that one. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    edited November 2003
    First I got tony blair, then bush, then robert mugabe, then I answered with everything refering to guns and got:
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    Edit: I chose clean shaven everytime and suit 'n' tie 'cuz I like to look spiffy but robert mugabe AND saddam both have facial hair, and robert mugabe was wearing military clothes, this quiz REALLY needs to pay more attention to the fasion choices. I would choose a spiffy lookin' dictator over an ugly dictator anyday.
  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!

    Hoohaa
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Interesting.
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    I do believe my AIM name fits me very well.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mullet+Nov 30 2003, 08:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Nov 30 2003, 08:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Umbraed Monkey+Nov 30 2003, 05:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Umbraed Monkey @ Nov 30 2003, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I cant believe noone got this yet:
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Omar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word Tali<I>BAN</i> comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old **** the world wants dead! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Correction : I got that one. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bakc when i had my mullet people used to call me Mullet Omar.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    edited November 2003
    Oh NO:

    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    I got a crappy one!
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I got Hitler, exactly what I was Aiming for.
  • Knife_After_DarkKnife_After_Dark Join Date: 2003-03-29 Member: 15000Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Omar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word Tali<I>BAN</I> comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old **** the world wants dead!


    At first I got bush, bush, adolf, bush, blair, saddam, robert, and now this
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    ooh ooh Im Saddam Housein <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    Meh....
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I really shouldn't say this but just for a tiny second I was mad when I saw the "Who are the handy scapegoats for why your country sucks?" and Hispanics weren’t on the list. Just a tiny second though.....can always become my own dictator anyway who needs those losers. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    edited December 2003
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Castro.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

    Rawr!!! Er, O_o
  • Daza4Daza4 Kerc Kasha Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15233Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    You managed to **** off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    I got Mao... funny, I specifically said that I DON'T write poetry. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>


    hehe.

    guns.

    bombs.

    boom.
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Fidel Castro here O_o.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited December 2003
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • StakhanovStakhanov Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14448Members
    <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    Zele's too many Stalin's on zis folum ! Ve vill hafe to eladikate ze tlaitolz !
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--TheSavior+Dec 1 2003, 04:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheSavior @ Dec 1 2003, 04:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That part ALWAYS got to me! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Dec 1 2003, 05:17 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Dec 1 2003, 05:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    CWAG, join forces... I won't kill you, seriously!
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Dec 1 2003, 08:17 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Dec 1 2003, 08:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm not surprised, <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    this test was stolen from the official Republic: The Revolution web site <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    Iraq's former dictator...
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