For Your Amusement

BOOBOO Join Date: 2003-07-28 Member: 18504Members
<!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo--> Although this happened to me ^_^ i couldnt stop laughing...just a spot of bad luck i guess...one of those things that just DONT happen...

i was playing some ns the other day...and it was one of those times in the game...where the marines base struggling...they have a few heavys left that are marching toward one of your hives...and all your onos died... we have 1 hive up and 1 almost up...so here i am gesting to go onos...to finish off their base...and win the game, while they are out trying to kill the hive that isnt up yet....anyhow ill spare u from the rest of the details...

Soon as i finish gesting!!! my mic headset falls off the top of my pc tower and some how hit the restart button... so there i am looking at a black screen...scratching my head.... <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo-->

hmmmm just thought id share that with u...thought some of u might get a laugh <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

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  • dnsLeePydnsLeePy Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22100Members
    nice <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BOOBOO Join Date: 2003-07-28 Member: 18504Members
    ooo sleepy i know u <3 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • dnsLeePydnsLeePy Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22100Members
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> lies
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    poor Boo.

    That musta been hard to deal with.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    You think that's bad? Wait 'till you hear this:
    One of my first ever computer games barely ran on the second computer I ever owned, a 386. You know how people go through all these crazy procedures these days to overclock their processors? Back then your computer case would have a "turbo" button. Turn it on and you'd go from, say, 33MHz to 66MHz. You had to master the split-second decisions of when to use it in-game at just the right moment so you'd get a crucial part to run more smoothly and be more easily playable; leave your computer on turbo too long and you'd crash from the overheating, or worse, fry your CPU. Sorta like bullet-time in the Max Payne series, or Focus mode in Enter the Matrix, only with real-life consequences.

    One time I was in the middle of one of my favorite flight sims (ah, the classics...Strike Commander and TIE Fighter) and was turning the thing on constantly. Since the buttons were right next to each other and looked exactly the same, I eventually accidentally pressed reset. Was just towards the end of a darn hard mission, too. So yeah, I know <i>exactly</i> what you felt and thought when you suddenly saw that black screen <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--dn`sLeePy+Dec 3 2003, 10:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dn`sLeePy @ Dec 3 2003, 10:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> nice <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh yeah.

    And Marik, BOO's story's better.
  • BOOBOO Join Date: 2003-07-28 Member: 18504Members
    meh wanna know what just cracks me up and i see it in pubs ALL the time (hell ive done it myself)

    when someone accidentally hits their bind kill key <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> i laugh everytime...just cause u know they are beating their head against their desk ^_^
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Dec 3 2003, 09:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Dec 3 2003, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I was in the middle of one of my favorite flight sims (ah, the classics...Strike Commander and TIE Fighter) and was turning the thing on constantly. Since the buttons were right next to each other and looked exactly the same, I eventually accidentally pressed reset. Was just towards the end of a darn hard mission, too. So yeah, I know <i>exactly</i> what you felt and thought when you suddenly saw that black screen <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    man, I did that all the effing time on RAPTOR

    I would hit turbo becuase it would slow the computer down, allowing me to dodge cool stuff [hey, using lag hacks just like when I use my 56.k to play ns!] and the turbo was right next to the restart, and no matter how much I tried to not hit restart I would still hit it alot
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    One time I was downloading the 700mb file of steam on my 56k connection and I was downloading it for a week when all of a sudden I get an error and I can't download the file anymore. Wait....that just happend! I hate you computer/internet..... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • FlikFlik Join Date: 2003-09-28 Member: 21286Members
    Yeah, noice foarking jooerb. <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Once, during a regular 2.0 match, I was going to go onos, but due to my clumsyness I clicked on the button to the ready room. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Not as bad as yours but, yeah...
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Mullet+Dec 3 2003, 10:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Dec 3 2003, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> One time I was downloading the 700mb file of steam on my 56k connection... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just that's laughable.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    turbo would overheat or fry your cpu? pffft, we just installed an extra fan and left it on.
  • FlikFlik Join Date: 2003-09-28 Member: 21286Members
    Acually now I remember something:

    Aloooonngg time ago, my coputer caught that Buster Virus thing. So my comp was out of commision for a couple of weeks. I was like...okay, I could handle a couple of weeks.

    Days gone by without playing NS. I didn't mind, I didn't worry. My Biology class just finished one of their units, and now was heading into a new unit deemed "Natural-Selection". I went through like 3 hours of hearing NS all the time. <i>What's the def. of Natural Selection? Decribe Natural Selection...blah blah Natural Selection blah blah this, blah blah Ns that.</i> I was like ARRHGHHHH, MUST PLAY NS!!!
  • NurotNurot Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23932Members, Constellation
    My favorite is when your about to wipe out the base and you are the server, but then wait you bump the windows key when you go to crouch and bam you freeze everyone, ns downsizes, if you get it back without everyone else quitting out because they got the "WARNING: connection problem" you still have to deal with the lost sound. Those battles are indeed the best.
  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    Forgetting to turn off MSN is a 'favourite' of mine; getting dumped to desktop at a critical juncture is not good <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    This however takes the biscuit...i'm playing and my GF pops up at my shoulder...

    GF - "I'm just gonna do some hoovering, not a problem is it ?".
    Me - "Nah, i've got headphones on, no worries".

    My GF crouches down to plug hoover in, suddenly the monitor goes black, the fans wind down and power light goes off...

    GF - "That wasn't the stereo I just unplugged was it ?".

    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Dec 3 2003, 09:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Dec 3 2003, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You think that's bad? Wait 'till you hear this:
    One of my first ever computer games barely ran on the second computer I ever owned, a 386. You know how people go through all these crazy procedures these days to overclock their processors? Back then your computer case would have a "turbo" button. Turn it on and you'd go from, say, 33MHz to 66MHz. You had to master the split-second decisions of when to use it in-game at just the right moment so you'd get a crucial part to run more smoothly and be more easily playable; leave your computer on turbo too long and you'd crash from the overheating, or worse, fry your CPU. Sorta like bullet-time in the Max Payne series, or Focus mode in Enter the Matrix, only with real-life consequences. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bah, my first computer would crash if you -DIDN'T- have turbo on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Never had problems with frying the cpu or anything, and turbo brought it from 8mhz to 25mhz... Didn't even have an extra fan.. if any..?
    Oh well. Great computer though.. didn't run anything near tie fighter.. or anything 3d.. and has less power than a GBA.. and probably less space than a gba cartrige... but heck, it was fun.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--ANeM+Dec 4 2003, 06:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Dec 4 2003, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bah, my first computer would crash if you -DIDN'T- have turbo on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Never had problems with frying the cpu or anything, and turbo brought it from 8mhz to 25mhz... Didn't even have an extra fan.. if any..?
    Oh well. Great computer though.. didn't run anything near tie fighter.. or anything 3d.. and has less power than a GBA.. and probably less space than a gba cartrige... but heck, it was fun. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Same here. My old computers <i>always</i> had turbo on and never had any additional fans, any crashes or anything. And speaking of those, I loved that the computer never crashed, I just never was so thankful for it, since I wasn't aware of the 'dark future'... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    being the laggy-est player back in 1.04 with my 56k modem, I often had gorge duty. Its alright, I dont mind gorging from time to time. Whats bad is when Im running to a hivespot with my 80 res and all of a sudden get sent to console because I was kicked for a reserve slot... **** **** **** mother ****!!!!11!!1
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    I will be playing a game and than my Firewall will pop up and drag you back to the desktop.
    You try to hit the OK button as fast as you can, never caring what the hell you just gave the OK to connect or have cvonnected to. NS comes back up and... your dead, fragged while you were screwing around with the firewall pop up.

    So you are spawned and move out, 10 mins go by and all of a sudden the Norton Anti-virus pops up telling you that the connection you just allowed with the firewall has put a nice virus in your system files. You click OK, but the pop up is still there, click OK again and again and again and again, after 20 some od clicks the pop up is gone. You have been killed again of course and realize that the AFK kicker has booted you from the game! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    edited December 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin---_Phoenix_-+Dec 4 2003, 11:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-_Phoenix_- @ Dec 4 2003, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Forgetting to turn off MSN is a 'favourite' of mine; getting dumped to desktop at a critical juncture is not good <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    This however takes the biscuit...i'm playing and my GF pops up at my shoulder... 

    GF - "I'm just gonna do some hoovering, not a problem is it ?".
    Me - "Nah, i've got headphones on, no worries".

    My GF crouches down to plug hoover in, suddenly the monitor goes black, the fans wind down and power light goes off...

    GF - "That wasn't the stereo I just unplugged was it ?".

    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I am <b>definitely</b> going to put a lock on my computer room door.
  • BOOBOO Join Date: 2003-07-28 Member: 18504Members
    I hate when people AIM u when ur in game..( i think there is a way so it doesnt close ur program but i dont run AIM alot so never bothered)

    on mIRC i have my *beep* when someone says my name...i changed the beep to ns sounds...and one use to be primal scream...this was back in 1.04 when onos had primal scream...when its not so far into the game and all of a sudden u hear a primal scream... *sigh* i changed that ^_^

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->My GF crouches down to plug hoover in, suddenly the monitor goes black, the fans wind down and power light goes off...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lol something similar happened to my friend...he was at a LAN the the guy next to him unplugged his power cable <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <3 hearing peoples storys it cracks me up!! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ty for sharing
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    not on the comp, but today while i was waiting for the bus, it decided to whack me with the the side-view mirror. this is what you get from being too tall and cheating the crowd - by walking into it from the road, and not the pavement.

    i wasnt injured seriously, only got a small scratch beneath the eye. And a bump on my forehead.
  • zoobyzooby Join Date: 2003-08-26 Member: 20236Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Flik+Dec 4 2003, 01:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flik @ Dec 4 2003, 01:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Days gone by without playing NS. I didn't mind, I didn't worry. My Biology class just finished one of their units, and now was heading into a new unit deemed "Natural-Selection". I went through like 3 hours of hearing NS all the time. <i>What's the def. of Natural Selection? Decribe Natural Selection...blah blah Natural Selection blah blah this, blah blah Ns that.</i> I was like ARRHGHHHH, MUST PLAY NS!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    At least you didn't say "NS is a game" when the teacher asks for the different between Evolution and Natural Selection.

    /n00bed
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    How about this one: After a two hour game of starcraft with a friend over the intarweb, my dog walks in. She takes one look at me and then mashes her side into the reset button. That dog is <i>damn</i> lucky that it can run fast. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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