Hilarious Terms
ZombieNinjaDoomLaserBaby
Join Date: 2003-12-12 Member: 24281Members
Join Date: 2003-12-12 Member: 24281Members
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"Cover me guys, I'm growing onions!"
(As opposed to going Onos.)
Then, Shock got welded to death... grilled onions. Good times, man.
i can only think of all the funny words noobs use for the aliens, like plants, cows, chickens, dogs, and Cars (hi Enclave)
i can only think of all the funny words noobs use for the aliens, like plants, cows, chickens, dogs, and Cars (hi Enclave) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ur? I remember you, but I don't remember calling you stupid. Though it has been known to happen when I get arguing about something. Sorry.
And yeah, n00bs are hilarious. Unfortunately, they're also quite often <i>confusing</i>. "Wait, what plant? Bats? WTH?"
What did he call a car, by the way?
i can only think of all the funny words noobs use for the aliens, like plants, cows, chickens, dogs, and Cars (hi Enclave) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ur? I remember you, but I don't remember calling you stupid. Though it has been known to happen when I get arguing about something. Sorry.
And yeah, n00bs are hilarious. Unfortunately, they're also quite often <i>confusing</i>. "Wait, what plant? Bats? WTH?"
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i was throwing my guns in the air on a top vent in generator, someone asked what im doing there, you said, hmm, i think hes just stupid <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> nevermind <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I dont really know what he called Cars, but he said something with "are there cars in this game" "lol rofl theres a car lol lmao". He also said that he heard a cow making a "MOO" and asked if there are really cows in this game.
Well, uhhm, the phrase "OH NOES" is also quite funny. Nothing beats the scorpain that hovars though.
or just "BACON!!"
i get a good kick out of them
or just "BACON!!"
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Distress bacon!
I can't help myself from saying "MORE TURRENTS COMMANDO!!!" whenever someone's turret farming.
Onos are frequently called space cows, and an onos rush accompanied by people shouting "MOO!" into their mics has to be one of the funniest moments i've seen (break-dancing fade aside).
a comic genious made a post a long time ago, asking for real silly things (such as 'a skorpian that hovers without flapping)
What made it so funny for me was that the 1st 20 replies in the topic took the guy seriously (someone even replied 'u got some good ideas there')
Brilliant
Linkage:
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"Get out of that chair with the TV in it, I want to be the commando"
Moon walking gorges always makes me smile.
I must see this.
Wow you are liek stupdi!
or something along those lines.
I saw the cars thing today myself the first time.
Enclave went: "OMG THEY HAEV CARS!" "TEH CAR HACK!" etc.
It was confusing at first but then I understood. :)
Gotta try that "MOO!" onos rush sometime, too. ;)
Edit: Stupid smily gifs.
As for funniest NS phrase, it would have to be my name on the right side of a knife or parasite kill.
I get that a lot when playing as aliens <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> I just so happen to be a very good skulk (<--Mr Modest here)
hmmm....
Birdy (Lerk)
Alien (Fade)
OH NO, OWN-US OHNOS, OWN NOS (Onos)
Hehe the things i remember most, as stated above... are what nubs say, but mostly these nub comments
"How do i get better guns?"
"how do i make stuff?"
"Whats that?"(as if we know what he means)
"Commander i want an AWP"(god if i could tell you how many times ive heard that.....)
"How do i use the scope" (lmg scope)
"Whats this button do....?(nubs crushign themselves in lifts... seen it like 5 times)
"OMG COMM THERES A LORK IN THE CLORF"
And some general ones:
SPORE SPAM (has no logical meaning except in NS)
"Hungry Hungry ONOS!!" (4 ip's with like 10 onos surrounding them on mad devour...hehe it was hilarious
and the one NS term that EVEYRONE SHOULD KNOW (even tho its lame as hell)
"A skorpian that hovArs without flapping!! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Oi.
Every time I hear that, I silently pray that friendly fire will be activated for the next five minutes. Especially because it's invariably followed by "oh, well that's ****," when somebody explains.
PS: Well, that's neat. G-to-the-ay is a dirty word here. What happens if some people who post here ARE G-to-the-ay? Real nice, there.
One of the most hilarious terms i've ever read was a guy asking like 100 times for a
"reperator", which he never got because none of the rines knew what it was.
I think he ment a welder, just he used the french term "réparer" because the nooby didn't
speak a word of englisch.
Onother good one is a type-error being the "cummander", wouldn't want to see that guy....
Keep on fraggin, UBF to tha bone
also I don't know why but when nubs call the onos, onus it cracks me up heh
what about lorks on the clorf?
S-hut
U-p
Y-our
F-ace
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