Hilarious Terms

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  • WarfareWarfare Join Date: 2002-10-29 Member: 1697Members
    None of the terms in here are funny.

    They're just stupid things people say "lol" to.
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    If you don't like the thread then don't post and let us have our fun.
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  • DoG-MeAtDoG-MeAt Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21553Members
    you go Jefe!
    I always liked the term Kill teh fatteH!
    It used to real fun in the older versions where there could only be one gorge to win effectively with the aliens and hunting them knowing that if you kill it you become more popular, you could often hear. "I killt teH FettEh!1!!!!111!!one.
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Warfare+Dec 17 2003, 06:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Warfare @ Dec 17 2003, 06:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> None of the terms in here are funny.

    They're just stupid things people say "lol" to.
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    Do I pee on things you like?
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  • JoltGrisJoltGris Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11143Members
    Once some guy was onus and devoured me, then he yelled GOATSE'D!!

    That was pretty funny too me :o

    Also don't ask what goatse is if you don't already know
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  • Turkey2Turkey2 Join Date: 2003-04-23 Member: 15766Members
    I think most of these things were funny at one point or another but I can't remember them being funny. Too much ns can jade you. Although lorks on the clorf is very classic. The breakdancing fade reminded me of a very funny incident though. An all team gorge rush accompanied by sv_alltalk turned on just as one of the gorges started playing a song. I don't remember which song it was but it was funny. Also the sensory stacked tower in the middle of the base. Oh yeah I remember one time a nub askin for a blowtorch, that was kinda funny.
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  • Trent_HawkinsTrent_Hawkins Join Date: 2003-03-25 Member: 14875Members
    best thing I've heard was "Invisible commander! give me god powers!"

    This came about five minutes into the game... everyone refused to go commander, but everyone was telling him to give them shotguns. so my friend turns on his voice com, and yells that ^.
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  • ZdrozZZdrozZ Join Date: 2003-01-11 Member: 12158Members, Constellation
    "OMG CLOCUS HOW LLAME!!!!111111"
    my fav quote from 3.0 betatesting... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Actually, I think "rawr" was coined way before NS. "u r 8" however...
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  • AaronAaron vroom vroom der party startah Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7020Members
    "rawr"

    <i>eyes avatar</i>
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  • apoc40apoc40 Join Date: 2003-08-02 Member: 18753Members
    I always liked "heavy train"
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  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Trent Hawkins+Dec 17 2003, 11:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trent Hawkins @ Dec 17 2003, 11:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (in sig) That's no ordinary skulk, that's the most foul, cruel, unfair, tempered alien you've ever set eyes on. Look, that skulk's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer. He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- LOOK AT THE BONES! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    BEST MOVIE EVAR
    lol
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  • BlueNovemberBlueNovember hax Join Date: 2003-02-28 Member: 14137Members, Constellation
    [Copied and pasted cos I was reading so did not hit zigarat:]
    Upon destroying a Command Console...
    "Hey, where's the cream filling?"

    ROFL!
    Sancho, you rule. Got to be best. Still, comparing Onos/Cows gorge/pigs still gets laughs.



    The closest thing I can add his a Potholing marine on NS Nothing. He asked
    "What's down that hole?"
    Where upon we responed:
    "A shortcut to the 3rd hive"

    Amusement ensued. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • JonoJono Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20886Members
    edited December 2003
    *Onos*
    "Yummy, Yummy, In my tummy!!"
    *Marine*
    "OMG STUPID ONOS!!!!!!U HAVE ALLREADT EATN ME 3 TMES BEFOR!!!"
    -1 min later-
    *marine*
    "NOT AGAIN ONOS B*****D"
    -while digesting-
    *marine*
    "If u are gonna eat me again, plz put a comftoble chair in dere so i wont hawe to lie in your smelly tummy"



    "ah train":D


    -1 min into a game-
    *ns_player*
    plz, heewy armor plz comandeer plz plz pzl zpl plz lpz zpl
    *ns_player kicked*
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  • kalikkakalikka Join Date: 2003-04-23 Member: 15767Members
    I saw these today. (Except that they were in Finnish.)

    ----

    Hey aliens guess what has 14 legs and it clatters.

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    marine: WTH why did that gorge rush me?
    Gorge: I saw the fear in your eyes.
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    The game had been going on for some time. The comm said some magical words: "I'm not giving you anything". Half a second later, 3 or 4 marines said: "eject" or "nub comm eject". Half a second after that I hear: "Commander has been ejected". <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • AJ_fifty_threeAJ_fifty_three Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20061Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--kalikka+Dec 17 2003, 03:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kalikka @ Dec 17 2003, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I saw these today. (Except that they were in Finnish.)

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    Hey aliens guess what has 14 legs and it clatters.

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    marine: WTH why did that gorge rush me?
    Gorge: I saw the fear in your eyes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wait... what eyes?
    <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    edited December 2003
    I always loved Monse's "WTH!? meh spl33n!"

    *edit* Always thought it was Monse. He's the only one I can remember doing it. Can someone clarify?
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Aldaris+Dec 17 2003, 05:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aldaris @ Dec 17 2003, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I always loved Monse's "WTH!? meh spl33n!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think that was coil.
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  • Stanley_txpStanley_txp Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21426Banned
    i love the terms "Res-wh ore" and "OMG!!!!! its an ONOS!!!!!!!
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  • Zergling_Minor13-37Zergling_Minor13-37 Join Date: 2003-12-12 Member: 24278Members
    "Dont go in there! they are armed with shotguns and Banjos!" and a lot of variations of that
    -Spacemoogle5
    and
    "Hey wheres the Comm filling?"
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  • BlueNovemberBlueNovember hax Join Date: 2003-02-28 Member: 14137Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jono+Dec 17 2003, 02:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jono @ Dec 17 2003, 02:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    -1 min into a game-
    *ns_player*
    plz, heewy armor plz comandeer plz plz pzl zpl plz lpz zpl
    *ns_player kicked* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL

    Nice. My kinda admin.

    Lots of variations on Zerklings aforementioned commfiling. Comparing commander to soft nougat centre is oen of the best. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • elchinesetouristelchinesetourist Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17775Members
    I think I was there when bacon was coined.

    If that wasn't the beginning of beginnings, then it arose independently multiple times. Because I KNOW the kid who said it was serious. He was not a smurf and no one else realized WTH he meant the first few times..
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  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    bacon, omgzor comm bacon plz, "omgzor eggs, we need bacon" "i smell bacon" and further derivatives.

    Run fatteh run.

    knifeyknifey fatteeeeeehhhhhhhhhh




    And the irresistable, and permanently part of my vocabulary, the original


    OG OG OG!!!
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    when the onos stands over the Ip to eat instantly anyone who respawns,

    IP= lunch portal
    b/c you spawn inside his stomach <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> very annoying as a marine
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    edited December 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--ThE HeRo+Dec 17 2003, 05:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Dec 17 2003, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Aldaris+Dec 17 2003, 05:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aldaris @ Dec 17 2003, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I always loved Monse's "WTH!? meh spl33n!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think that was coil. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It was a nub coil trashed in one of MonsE's comics.

    <a href='http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MonsE&ID=91671' target='_blank'>http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?autho...=MonsE&ID=91671</a>

    Also see:

    <a href='http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MonsE&ID=166013' target='_blank'>http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?autho...MonsE&ID=166013</a>
    <a href='http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MonsE&ID=92120' target='_blank'>http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?autho...=MonsE&ID=92120</a>
    <a href='http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Rhoads&ID=93859' target='_blank'>http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?autho...Rhoads&ID=93859</a> (I can still remember the 3 lines in a row of PLYA TEH PEPPRS FOOL over and over again, coming from MonsE)

    <a href='http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=InsaneUK&ID=91254' target='_blank'>http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?autho...saneUK&ID=91254</a>
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  • AhnteisAhnteis teh Bob Join Date: 2002-10-02 Member: 1405Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Legionnaired+Dec 18 2003, 04:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ Dec 18 2003, 04:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--ThE HeRo+Dec 17 2003, 05:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Dec 17 2003, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Aldaris+Dec 17 2003, 05:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aldaris @ Dec 17 2003, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I always loved Monse's "WTH!? meh spl33n!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think that was coil. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It was a nub coil trashed in one of MonsE's comics.

    <a href='http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MonsE&ID=91671' target='_blank'>http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?autho...=MonsE&ID=91671</a>

    .... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    [Runs in fear]

    I had forgotten those. (lol)
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Seems to be an NS community thing to add "!!!!121211!!!@!@!!eleven" to the end of things....



    Also when I was playing and became the Lork on the clorf...man that was hiliarity.
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  • wascally_wabbitwascally_wabbit Join Date: 2003-09-09 Member: 20701Members
    Hmm... I'll have to contribute



    teh
    taht
    nubcaeks (how can you forget it! HOOOOOOOOOOW!?) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • oozi2501oozi2501 Join Date: 2003-07-16 Member: 18199Members
    The names of the aliens go like this (in finnish but i tried translating them <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )

    Lerk = Hirnuva lokki = Neighing seagull (cos they have primal <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )
    Gorge = Possu = Teh piggy/fatteh
    Skulk = Koira (jolla on silm?t suussa) = A dog (with eyes in his mouth)
    Fade = Iso Sirkka = A Praying mantis (or actually it means a big cricket)
    Onos = onso/sotanorsu = onso/warelephant (or actually it looks like a rhino, but saying sotasarvikuono isnt all that kool)

    Marines = marinoituja = marinated
    commander = kommari = kommie (a kommunist)

    hmm, i think thats all...
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