Slinky

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This is quite possibly THE worst movie idea that has ever graced Hollywood...
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  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    There is no god.

    Are people born stupid or is it societies fault.
  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Rellix+Jan 5 2004, 03:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rellix @ Jan 5 2004, 03:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There is no god.

    Are people born stupid or is it societies fault. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The old nature vs nurture argument huh?

    I myself think it's nurture <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->


    This movie is going to be SO bad that I'm actually gonna shell out $10 to see it. Just so I can say I lived through the horror.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
  • Boy_who_lost_his_wingsBoy_who_lost_his_wings Join Date: 2003-12-03 Member: 23924Banned
    It is the downfall of humanity.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I would watch this movie!


    ....but I would bring along several robots to help me!
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    I bet they do it all CG, because it never goes all the way down the bloody stairs in real life.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--supernorn2000+Jan 5 2004, 06:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Jan 5 2004, 06:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet they do it all CG, because it never goes all the way down the bloody stairs in real life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol, so true
  • AgentOrangeAgentOrange Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--supernorn2000+Jan 5 2004, 05:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Jan 5 2004, 05:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet they do it all CG, because it never goes all the way down the bloody stairs in real life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe you just don't have the manual dexterity to use a slinky properly. I could make it go down a set of SPIRAL stairs.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    When mine doesn't go all the way down I help it and punt the lil **** out the window. GG <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I hope the movie ticket comes with some nylon rope so I can end it all.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Well, anything's possible. In a world where someone can percieve a slinky as a "vaguely phallic childhood 'toy'" (one shudders to think of what their used <i>their</i> slinkies for, as children. But I digress) its entirely plausibly that someone else could make a decent movie out of it.
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Dear Mary Mother of God....

    I'm scared <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    Vaguely phallic? Oh, man, I'll never look at a slinky the same way <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    I'm assumingthe main character will be wearing a hat. and have eyes. And how exactly will they show dead slinkys? (slinkies?) will they be all twisted up? That always happened to my slinkies. (slinkys?) The horror... The horror...
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    lol

    Im going to make a special movie on Mr.Rubberbandman

    hes going to go on adventure with Mr.Stapler and the Planters Peanut guy with the monicle and the tophat.


    Any investors? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Phoenix_SixPhoenix_Six Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22442Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Jan 5 2004, 07:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jan 5 2004, 07:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, anything's possible. In a world where someone can percieve a slinky as a "vaguely phallic childhood 'toy'" (one shudders to think of what their used <i>their</i> slinkies for, as children. But I digress) its entirely plausibly that someone else could make a decent movie out of it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know! It's become a personal pet peeve of mine that people begin referring to objects as phallic apparently just for the hell of it. I suspect that it's just to prove how "knowledgable" they are of the perverted subconscious of every engineer on the planet, and smugly expect respect for doling out another piece of pop psychology trivia.
    Jeez, anyone ever notice how the spacebar seems to be "vaguely phallic"? Couldn't be a case of practicallity... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    But as to the slinky movie - no. Flubber's done it already, with Robin Williams, and you can't really expect to improve on that..
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Everyone loves a slinky!
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Jan 5 2004, 11:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Jan 5 2004, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol

    Im going to make a special movie on Mr.Rubberbandman

    hes going to go on adventure with Mr.Stapler and the Planters Peanut guy with the monicle and the tophat.


    Any investors? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, yeah! And we could have *looks around desk* Mr.Lavalamp and Mrs.De-odorantspray! Not to mention the comic relief, uncle Toiletroll! And Mr.Largeblobofbluetackthat'sbeenthereaslongasIcanremember could be the bad guy since he gets stuck on slinky's and tangles them up.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--@gentOrange+Jan 5 2004, 12:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (@gentOrange @ Jan 5 2004, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--supernorn2000+Jan 5 2004, 05:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Jan 5 2004, 05:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet they do it all CG, because it never goes all the way down the bloody stairs in real life. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe you just don't have the manual dexterity to use a slinky properly. I could make it go down a set of SPIRAL stairs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Touching the Slinky while it is in motion is considered cheating!
    You must commit seppukku to retain honour amongst your kin!
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Come on guys! Is this REALLY such an absurd idea considering all of the crazy stuff that's been on the silver screen? I mean, this really isn't such a bad idea as, say, making John Travolta an alien, trying to associate white rappers with fighting turtles, or putting J-Lo anywhere NEAR a camera? I mean come on! I consider myself to know a thing or 2 about bad movies, and this is nowhere near the worst idea ever, and even if it sucks it is absolutely garunteed to be entertaining at the very least.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I think I just lost 40 IQ points. What the heck are they thinking!??!?!??!?
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Y'know, Slinkies are a lot like most people. Utterly useless, but you can't help but giggle when you give 'em a nice push and let them tumble down three flights of stairs.
    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Old quote, not made myself, yes I'm fully aware. And no, I'm normally not the sort who posts quotes this antisocial.</span>
    More seriously, I say this movie has about as much potential as a cross between Toy Story (for being about toys) and the worst new James Bond movies (for being nothing but a blatant feature-length advertisement).
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    A slinky movie...? What the... Hell? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jan 5 2004, 10:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jan 5 2004, 10:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Come on guys! Is this REALLY such an absurd idea considering all of the crazy stuff that's been on the silver screen? I mean, this really isn't such a bad idea as, say, making John Travolta an alien, trying to associate white rappers with fighting turtles, or putting J-Lo anywhere NEAR a camera? I mean come on! I consider myself to know a thing or 2 about bad movies, and this is nowhere near the worst idea ever, and even if it sucks it is absolutely garunteed to be entertaining at the very least. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i'd watch a race between a slinky, travolta, and j-lo falling down the stairs =3
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    I'd just watch J-lo fall down the stairs. Errr. Hmm.

    They need to make a movie about a walking, talking shark who wears pants and has a cell phone. His name can be Charlie. He can get in lots of hilarous antics, adventures, and end up saving the world from the evil Brenda, the talking camel of doom. Yep.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

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    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I...

    I don't know what to say.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    What next? Slinky pr0n?
  • No-LifeNo-Life Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14597Members
    I hope this movie has a talking pie.
  • CEldinCEldin Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1323Members
    I am both disgusted and intreaged. I feel my intellectual appetite is both wetted and shat on. The window is open and the noose is ready.
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