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  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lucid+Jan 13 2004, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lucid @ Jan 13 2004, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> in reply to the original poster: ditch the poems, get the 2 girls together and bang them both, then dump them and find someone else. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that must work so well for you...
    where are you from again.. OZ was it?
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Jan 12 2004, 08:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Jan 12 2004, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Meh, don't play the game. The game is biased towards it's creator (the girl), and as such you will always lose the game.

    Whoever my future wife will be, shes first going to be my best friend. Not just some girl I asked out because she was cute or I heard great things about her. Screw that. Thats makings for a relationship akin to a daytime TV soap opera. And I hate soap operas. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    go ahead and wait, tensix.

    i'm 16, i think i'll keep going with my teenybopper frolicking relationships until i feel like i can marry someone.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Wow... that sounds like the makings of 18 years of child support payments. Any girl thats trying to have sex that fast has some serious emotional problems. Either that or your a lying ****...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ?

    sometimes they're just interested. it's not that strange.

    that or i've gotten used worse than i thought.
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    One of the best relationships I ever had was with a girl I met in a Diskoteque(sp?). Seriously. One of my worst relationships I was ever in started up via the Internet. Strange world, since I use the Internet more than I go to dance halls.

    As for girls and issues, etc. etc. It's all situational, and in this one, you might be better off never bothering with the truth... unless you want this person as a permanent friend, or to deal with them for more than a few months. It's easier to remember things when all you have to remember is the truth. If it's some petty "high school girl" that you might like to have around on the occasional weekend when you're back in your hometown, sometimes they don't want to know the truth, or need to know it. But if you're a light jedi, you might want to watch yourself, since this costs you massive karma points (and they do exist, dammit!)

    In other news, about crushes and girls, and being young. If you don't learn while you're young you'll end up bitter and 21 faster than you'll expect. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Sorry if my answer isn't as pretty as the "no you tell the truth" or "just bs her and get in her pants"
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As for the syste being broken... I can see where you`re going with this but it could be solved. If the resistence system is tweaked so that powers are easier to resist but is balaced by adding another 3 or so levels to each force power, it could allow for some true "jedi Master" style battles. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Jump her from behind a corner and beat her with a big fish. Sure, you'll end up in prison but it will work EVERY time I guarantee.

    As for women, best to be straight with them. Horrible creatures they are, and highly elusive beasts too. Best to avoid them until you're older or you've known them for long enough.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Speed 2 Dave+Jan 13 2004, 11:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Speed 2 Dave @ Jan 13 2004, 11:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In other news, about crushes and girls, and being young. If you don't learn while you're young you'll end up bitter and 21 faster than you'll expect. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Sorry if my answer isn't as pretty as the "no you tell the truth" or "just bs her and get in her pants" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Speed 2 Dave win.
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Jan 12 2004, 11:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Jan 12 2004, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Meh, don't play the game. The game is biased towards it's creator (the girl), and as such you will always lose the game. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, that is mathematically not true. In the standard situtation of the guy always making the first move, the pairings that end up are male optimal and female pessimal. For more information, look up the traditional marriage algorithm.

    Edit: (almost forgot)
    <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • gorge_princessgorge_princess Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18467Members
    Just like a man to use math against us poor unsuspecting females. We only gave you life.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    hey princess, you need the jisms too. it's a collaborate effort XP
  • SillyGooseSillyGoose Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14572Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MrPink+Jan 12 2004, 10:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MrPink @ Jan 12 2004, 10:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can someone read through this and tell me if it involves the losing of clothes? Cuz if it doesn't I won't bother <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/anh_pants.htm' target='_blank'>"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader</a>
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