Another Ingenius Suggestion!

esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">Solution to rambos!</div> This isn't in the I&S forum because this isn't a serious request, just a bit of fun, ok?

It came to me all of a sudden, how to get the marines moving where you want them to.

I present to you, the MARIEN GUIDAR 3000!!!!1`1

<img src='http://www.btinternet.com/~diesirae/pictures/shottie.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

What it is is a stick with a shottie tied to it, hanging infront of the marine's helmet, just out of reach of the marine. It pivots automatically depending on where that marine's waypoint is. This way, you'll have the marines chasing the shotgun exactly where you want them to go!
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    ROFLMTO XD
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  • serioushamseriousham Join Date: 2003-12-09 Member: 24174Members
    thats just to funny to complain about,
    because it would actually work.
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    better let the marine get parasited then make it a medpack. Medpacks are cheaper.
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  • danwattdanwatt Join Date: 2003-09-10 Member: 20720Members, Constellation
    LOL, thats awesome. It would be cool if one of the MetaMod people did this as a joke. Make it so the admin can type like "/turn_on_guidar3000" in the console, and all of the marines get a SG that 5 ft in front of their face in the direction of their waypoint <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ShenTraXShenTraX Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22434Members, Constellation
    just change the flashing waypoing sprite with a 'get your big guns/armor here' icon..
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    LOL!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Please... make it stop... Can't breathe.... aahahahaa. *faints*
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  • ZERGZERG Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13132Members, Constellation
    Nice pic. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    love the expression
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  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    haha nice picture.. altho i like to be rambo <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • meatballmeatball Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16196Members
    the sad thing is that it would work on some people....
    the pic is awesome
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  • eVoxeVox Join Date: 2003-08-16 Member: 19840Members, Constellation
    ahahhaa
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  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    So what would happen if the marine gets to the waypoint? He gets a shotgun.
    Wow what happens then when commander waypoints all marines to the location they spawn?
    Free shotguns?

    Unbalanced tbh.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Soberana+Jan 16 2004, 07:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Jan 16 2004, 07:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So what would happen if the marine gets to the waypoint? He gets a shotgun.
    Wow what happens then when commander waypoints all marines to the location they spawn?
    Free shotguns?

    Unbalanced tbh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The shotgun is actually made of cardboard. But by the time they realise, they forget.... Stupid marines and their crazy plans!
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    no when a marine reaches the wp the game ends and the marines win. its so rare that they put it in just incase someone went to their wp.
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  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    /me huggles Esuna <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Soberana+Jan 16 2004, 02:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Jan 16 2004, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So what would happen if the marine gets to the waypoint? He gets a shotgun.
    Wow what happens then when commander waypoints all marines to the location they spawn?
    Free shotguns?

    Unbalanced tbh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ololololo
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Thanks Esuna! I needed a good laugh.
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    OMG LOL

    Sort of funny, but sometimes used. One is the donkey and the carrot (!)
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  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    omg shottie I want one
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  • kirchykirchy Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23838Members
    edited January 2004
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    lol
    /me needs some water


    <span style='color:red'>Edited for Size Anoyances</span>
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  • BallistoBallisto Join Date: 2003-05-19 Member: 16503Members
    When the marine reaches his waypoint, the server crashes because it can't handle that level of teamwork.
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  • Veal_calfVeal_calf Join Date: 2004-01-12 Member: 25246Members
    OMG!!!! thats the greatist thing ever!!!
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  • AeaAea Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21552Members
    I think a spr with "Get guns and ammo here" would be better <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • GrillkohleGrillkohle Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24695Members, Constellation
    Yeah, and when you reach it it turns into "Haha you got PUNKED moron" <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Trent_HawkinsTrent_Hawkins Join Date: 2003-03-25 Member: 14875Members
    well, if it doesn't get them to go after waypoints, it might encourage some degree of teamwork. "ok, i'll get your shotgun, and you get mine."
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  • ikirikir Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18265Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Gold
    Very funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • e_Nadagaste_Nadagast Join Date: 2003-10-30 Member: 22149Members
    TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE MARINE GO!
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  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    Love the drawing. Lol. The Guidar 3000, lmfao..
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  • BladeRunnerBladeRunner Join Date: 2003-12-23 Member: 24662Members
    Dude thats soo funny.. Soo true..... SOOO wrong.. I want the plugin!
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    "Pick up HMG here"-waypoint would be sure to work. But Guidar 3000 would too... Cant stop laughing
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