Sayings/catchphrases You Want To Die!
<div class="IPBDescription">(And why... of course.)</div> So, what sayings or catchphrases do you know of, NS-related or not, that you seriously want to just die a painful death? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<i>Of course, tell why so this doesn't turn into a huge spamthread.</i>
Anyway, my picks include...:
O "Scorpians that hovar without flapping" - Smart Bomb. Seriously, this is the oldest and most beaten around horse there is.
O "Babababababa! Im luvven it!" - MCDonalds. Because this makes me want to NOT go to the local MCDonalds, but go to the Burger King down the road! Yay!
Hehe, thats all I can think up in the matter of 30 seconds.
<i>Of course, tell why so this doesn't turn into a huge spamthread.</i>
Anyway, my picks include...:
O "Scorpians that hovar without flapping" - Smart Bomb. Seriously, this is the oldest and most beaten around horse there is.
O "Babababababa! Im luvven it!" - MCDonalds. Because this makes me want to NOT go to the local MCDonalds, but go to the Burger King down the road! Yay!
Hehe, thats all I can think up in the matter of 30 seconds.
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"I'm going to kill you and eat your children, Regis"
because its just annoying
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"Scorpian that...." DAI!
"plzkthnx", it's only ever said when someone's being a stuck up arsehole, or is an arrogant jerk.
Promote that man. The only ones I can stand are 'lol' IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD, and 'obv', because it's so great, obv. Anyone who types 'ffs' during NS should actually be shot in the chin with a crossbow.
Emoticons are fine when used sparingly, though. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
I actually read the phrase in a college textbook last year. A text book for pete's sake! grrr
Where * is a game which release date has slipped.
Urgh. I hate it. You say something bad to the person about something they like and they come up with that.
EDIT: Aww. I just spent my 1000th post complaining.
Promote that man. The only ones I can stand are 'lol' IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD, and 'obv', because it's so great, obv. Anyone who types 'ffs' during NS should actually be shot in the chin with a crossbow.
Emoticons are fine when used sparingly, though. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL.
Uh oh, heinous misuse of that acronym. Please don't hurt me, Flint.
You have "obv.", I have "natch". We're like peas of the same pod, but somehow separated when our pod fell from a pea-tree and split open, spilling us and our brothers over Farmer Murphy's field. 'Twas a sad day for all concerned.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot does this mean.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot does this mean. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Something about its the same (value?) to have one thing for sure than have the possibility of having twice as much
If the others could see where we've got to, they'd be green with envy.
YOU MEAN THIS <a href='http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com' target='_blank'>BADGERBADGERBADGER</a>
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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This is an obvious plagirism of my most original quote
"Im going to skin you alive and use your colon as a paperweight"
Torqo... it is not internet shorthand!!!! IT SI PART OF TEH 1337!!!!!!! PWNED KTHX!!!!!!!!!
The only catchphrases that should be banned is Mitrosoft's "Where do you want to go today" and Dell "DUDE YOUR GETTIN A DELL!!" (not to be confused with the ever popular ripoff (DUDE YOUR GONNA GET PWNED!!!!))
"Think outside of the box" will never be banned. Your only mad cause ur box is defective.
"Well thats just your opinion" Shouldnt be banned, as that is one of the average joes favorite ways of asserting that his and only his opinions matter.
(Contrary to my method, as i know my opinions are all that matter since my opinions are in fact right!!!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!!)'
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Plzstaypwnedkthx
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ROLL 90 DEGREES STARBOARD AND PWN THOSE KHARITES!!!!
Sir, we dont have a starboard anymore!
WHAT?!??!? WHICH ONE OF THOSE NUBBIE SHIELD OPS LOST MY STARBOARD SECTION!!! WAS IT YOU MacREAVER!!!!!
Sir, MacReaver just flew out hte airlock!
Oh god, im surrounded by nubzor
-----Cmdr. Daran Slesser , Cmdr of the ISF Icron.
YOU MEAN THIS <a href='http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com' target='_blank'>BADGERBADGERBADGER</a>
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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This is an obvious plagirism of my most original quote
"Im going to skin you alive and use your colon as a paperweight"
Torqo... it is not internet shorthand!!!! IT SI PART OF TEH 1337!!!!!!! PWNED KTHX!!!!!!!!!
The only catchphrases that should be banned is Mitrosoft's "Where do you want to go today" and Dell "DUDE YOUR GETTIN A DELL!!" (not to be confused with the ever popular ripoff (DUDE YOUR GONNA GET PWNED!!!!))
"Think outside of the box" will never be banned. Your only mad cause ur box is defective.
"Well thats just your opinion" Shouldnt be banned, as that is one of the average joes favorite ways of asserting that his and only his opinions matter.
(Contrary to my method, as i know my opinions are all that matter since my opinions are in fact right!!!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!!)'
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ROLL 90 DEGREES STARBOARD AND PWN THOSE KHARITES!!!!
Sir, we dont have a starboard anymore!
WHAT?!??!? WHICH ONE OF THOSE NUBBIE SHIELD OPS LOST MY STARBOARD SECTION!!! WAS IT YOU MacREAVER!!!!!
Sir, MacReaver just flew out hte airlock!
Oh god, im surrounded by nubzor
-----Cmdr. Daran Slesser , Cmdr of the ISF Icron. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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any phrase where an s is replaced by a z...or an e is removed from a word begining with ex-...or x in replace of ecks, icks or any other letter combination where people feel fit to use xs inappropriately. Zs and Xs just aren't cool anymore....thanks marketing geniuses.
"Click on the [blank], and win a prize!" ...yea, so where can I download your spyware?
missspeleded wurds uf eny kind <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> . (I couldn't find a way to spell 'kind' wrong, I'm a failure!)
As with any language there are exceptions. WTH is a one such example. when u see WTH many people imagine it in there mind as W-T-F when your sup[posed to automatically interpret it as WHAT THE F***. This is also the case with brb, g2g, and wdtwyow (Why discuss things/this when your obviously wrong, seriously)
13375|034|< is a substitution based languag3(not really a "language" persay but wth its not like most |\||_||3_|=0|2 n0 0|47. In it numbers an symbols are substituted for letters(DUH!!!) for several reasons. One of which is to seriously **** people who cant 5|034|<3|n 73|n 1337. Second its used to pwn nubzor who cant 5|034|<n 73|n 1337. Many other reasons abound.
After 1337 we have leet. This is what most ppl are familiar with, as it included phrases like the ever popular r0xx0r joor b0x0r. It uses intentional misspelling and various inserted numbers, but little of the character supposition that is present in 1337.
All of these, jargon leet and 1337, are really subsets of 1ee|3 (it is not written as leeb, merely pronounced as leeb) 1ee|3 is the a term unknown to most $cript |<1ddi3$ who att3|\/|p73|n to 5p34|<3|n t3h 1ee6.
If you contest anything in this p0$t, you have obviously missed the point and are therefore c0ndemned to awe at my @3|\|3|23710|\| Skee1z
addendum : because of the WTH example, i am further impressed with Invision PB and its c3nsorsing skillz
Also the word "closure". As well as "strategize" and "orientate".
Also, any words said by anyone under the age of 25.
strategize and orientate are satanic management phrases.
I don't know what it is about this phrase. Probably just the way I hear it every five goddamned minutes ... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Every time I'm on a pub I have to hear this. It's old, and the people saying it insist on YELLING it AS LOUD AND ANNOYING AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
Ahem.. And several of the others already mentioned.
I don't know what it is about this phrase. Probably just the way I hear it every five goddamned minutes ... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Maus, you're such a moron.
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