Nifty Embedded Devices From The 2004 Ces

MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<div class="IPBDescription">Let your inner geek out</div> <a href='http://www.windowsfordevices.com/articles/AT5438698347.html' target='_blank'>http://www.windowsfordevices.com/articles/...5438698347.html</a>

I personally wouldn't mind the Jukebox, the Recon PDA, and of course, the sewing machine... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <img src='http://www.windowsfordevices.com/files/misc/bally-evo.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    *Gets the Jackpot* ERROR : this machine has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down , "ARGHHHHHH*&@%()*^£"
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    ROFL... Good one, I must admit.
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    woot praise from MonsE <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Too bad the sewing machine only sews with blue thread.......

    (that was pretty lame, I know.)
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    What I really want:

    <a href='http://www.windowsfordevices.com/news/NS7951767130.html' target='_blank'>http://www.windowsfordevices.com/news/NS79...7951767130.html</a>

    <img src='http://www.windowsfordevices.com/files/misc/ms-media2go-proto.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The new software platform is based on Windows CE .NET and provides support for both Microsoft's Windows Media 9 Series audio and video formats, as well as MP3. Microsoft says the high quality and smaller size of Windows Media Audio and Video files will enhance the effective content capacity of the devices for storing. Users will sync their Portable Media Center devices with PC digital media content from their PCs so that they can listen to thousands of hours of music on the go, watch digitally recorded television shows, home movies or digital videos, and store and view digital photo albums.

    According to Microsoft, Media2Go makes use of the following key Windows CE .NET functions:
    Windows Media 9 Technologies:
    Latest bundled and optimized multimedia codecs, including MP3, Windows Media Audio 9, and Windows Media Video 9

    Digital Rights Management (DRM) support
    Microsoft DirectX 8 technologies, including Direct3D, DirectDraw, DirectSound, and DirectShow

    Extensive built-in driver support, including USB 2.0

    HDD mass storage support

    Instant-on and advanced-power management functions

    Real-time, pre-emptive multi-tasking kernel

    Rich graphical and user interface subsystem
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    From what I've read elsewhere, the device's 20GB drive can store something like 100,000 images, 10,000 hours of songs, or a hundred full-length movies. Finally, a decent portable movie player, instead of those crap portable DVD machines.
  • InsignusInsignus Join Date: 2003-03-22 Member: 14782Members
    edited January 2004
    You missed the windows operated timebomb.
    Also they took out the display of "Windows integrated NSCAMLARHIK-TBW
    (the National Security Crisis And Mass Looting And Rioting Home Install Kit- Triggered By Windows.) This is a fantastic achievement!!! Now, for the first time in recorded history, a rectangular object atop a shell can trigger WWIII!!! BRILLIANT!!!!





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    "Umm, yea theoretically"
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  • NuketheplaceNuketheplace Join Date: 2002-09-02 Member: 1266Members
    Hrm it looks like they left something out of that advertisement for the mp3 player.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The new software platform is based on Windows CE .NET and provides support for both Microsoft's Windows Media 9 Series audio and video formats, as well as MP3. Microsoft says the high quality and smaller size of Windows Media Audio and Video files will enhance the effective content capacity of the devices for storing. Users will sync their Portable Media Center devices with PC digital media content from their PCs so that they can listen to thousands of hours of music on the go, watch digitally recorded television shows, home movies or digital videos, and store and view digital photo albums.

    According to Microsoft, Media2Go makes use of the following key Windows CE .NET functions:
    Windows Media 9 Technologies:
    Latest bundled and optimized multimedia codecs, including MP3, Windows Media Audio 9, and Windows Media Video 9, Continuous Crashes to Desktop

    Digital Rights Management (DRM) support
    Microsoft DirectX 8 technologies, including Direct3D, DirectDraw, DirectSound, and DirectShow

    Extensive built-in driver support, including USB 2.0

    HDD mass storage support

    Instant-on and advanced-power management functions

    Real-time, pre-emptive multi-tasking kernel

    Rich graphical and user interface subsystem <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yah I know its cold, but I had to. Its just so sad when Microsoft leaves something out.

    And no I don't really hate windows its just fun bashing it for crashing all the time.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    LOL next thing we know wardrobes are also Windows embedded.

    *Open wardrobe*
    ERROR : this machine has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down
    *Wardrobes slame shut*
    AHHH!!! MAH FINGURZ!!!!!

    Anyway.....

    --------------------------------[snip]

    I might want to buy one of those <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    And they're windows embedded, yay!

    Might want to go for the Phantom though, just to fill up empty space <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Wolf_KahlerWolf_Kahler Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10252Members
    For real. There are wardrobes that will help you mix and match outfits. Got a screen on the inside of one of the doors. It scans electronic barcodes embedded in each article of clothing, matches it to a database and comes up with ideal combinations.

    Not sure if it's for sale or just in development, but I know there's stores using the tech to automatically recommend matching articles to buy.
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    Another great post from MNN, the Monse News Network.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    What I wouldn't give for an appliance that I could hook up to the TV to run MAME, play MP3s, and DIVX's (including downloading new codecs!)...
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    *goes to take guitar outta case*
    *case turns blue*
    Case: Windows has performed a fatal internal page fault. Press Any Key to continue.
    Me: WTH? Uh theres no keys.
    Case: Well then your screwed
    *case locks shut and self implodes*


    Sorry had to.

    But really I like most of the stuff I saw 'cept that sewing machine is like.... Home Ec for nerds! *which im proud to be*
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    i fear the day when carNT comes out.

    crashes, fatal errors and physical memory dumps will have whole new meaning...
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