Ns : The Movie

Cartman2beCartman2be Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21103Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Stupid Plots</div> Heres a post where, made in #nsradio the idlers have came up with stupid plots for "If Pixar went to NS.."

I'll start.

A Lonely egg.. Turned into a skulk, the skulk strives the mineshaft, looking for love untill he meets a lady lerk. By the name of "Timothy", they battle against the evil forces of Dr. Gorge to survive and make skulks


Lame, i know ;D .. Post some more <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Turned into a skulk, the skulk strives the mineshaft<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    What now? Strives the mineshaft?

    My idea of an NS movie would be like Aliens. Because like, NOBODY could think of that.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited February 2004
    yea I always think of if I made an NS movie lol..

    id make it all serious and scary.

    No animation expect CG in some areas.

    Id have cool shots in the trailer, like a lots of action bla bla bla

    Then at the end of the trailer
    ------------------------------------------------
    CUT: 3 marines staring down a dark hall. Helmet Laser scanners sweeping into the darkness.
    Very low scary eerry music, but otherwise silence,

    CUT: NATURAL-SELECTION- a (insert Producing Company name here)This Film has not yet been rated. bla bla

    CUT: Suddenly A fade blinks really fast jump/dodgng from wall to wall right into the 3 marines. He is unloaking and uncloaking as he does so)

    The camera zooms really fast right into the eye of the lead marines blue visor. You can see the fades reflection as he winds up to swipe at the marine and then u see (still in the visors reflection) the end of his barrel rise up and fire.

    CUT:Black Screen with release date.. Ambient Hive sound effects in background.



    This is the part when everyone in the audience goes OMGZ0R CANT WAIT FOR THAT ONE!!!!111
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I'd make it about a teenaged marine who goes on a journey of discovery through the digestive tract of an onos. He'd meet lots of funny and helpful charcters along teh way, like Old Man Peterson the senile prospector with an LMG that lives in the Onos' third stomach, or the battle-hardened and world-weary Captain McHue who ha set up a last line of defense in the lower colon of the beast. In the end he would come out of the Onos smellier, wiser, and slightly deader.
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 2 2004, 04:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 2 2004, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd make it about a teenaged marine who goes on a journey of discovery through the digestive tract of an onos. He'd meet lots of funny and helpful charcters along teh way, like Old Man Peterson the senile prospector with an LMG that lives in the Onos' third stomach, or the battle-hardened and world-weary Captain McHue who ha set up a last line of defense in the lower colon of the beast. In the end he would come out of the Onos smellier, wiser, and slightly deader. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL!
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 2 2004, 05:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 2 2004, 05:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd make it about a teenaged marine who goes on a journey of discovery through the digestive tract of an onos. He'd meet lots of funny and helpful charcters along teh way, like Old Man Peterson the senile prospector with an LMG that lives in the Onos' third stomach, or the battle-hardened and world-weary Captain McHue who ha set up a last line of defense in the lower colon of the beast. In the end he would come out of the Onos smellier, wiser, and slightly deader. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I ..uhh, dont know what to say...
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Feb 2 2004, 12:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 2 2004, 12:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd make it about a teenaged marine who goes on a journey of discovery through the digestive tract of an onos. He'd meet lots of funny and helpful charcters along teh way, like Old Man Peterson the senile prospector with an LMG that lives in the Onos' third stomach, or the battle-hardened and world-weary Captain McHue who ha set up a last line of defense in the lower colon of the beast. In the end he would come out of the Onos smellier, wiser, and slightly deader. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bwaahaha. Or how about we mix RvB and NS the movie using the above plotline.

    A meteorite crashes into the most strategically important box canyon in the universe, right in the middle of the fierce war between the red and blue armies of the earth. Sarge sends out Donut and Griff out on the puma to retrieve the meteor. Seeing this, Church, Tucker and Caboose rushes out to defend the blue base. As they both reach the meteorite, an onos pops out and devours Tucker ("This doesn't seem physically possible!"). Caboose and Church have to devise a way to get their buddy out of the onos's stomach. Donut and Griff help out by pinning them down with gunfire from the Puma. As all this is happening, a TSA dropship is entering the atmosphere looking for the meteorite. When they find it, the red and blue army see's them as the green army and decides to put their differences aside and fight the green threat.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    A young Skulk is born. His parents are killed by Marines. He seeks revenge, but later on in his quest he finds that his parents were crazy, and he helped them. After negotiation, he helps to stop the Kharaa menace, and everyone lives peacefully together.
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Universe explodes, everything is destroyed.

    GG
  • Cartman2beCartman2be Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21103Members
    Wheres the evil mastermind Dr. Gorge? =(
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-[FFT]Cartman2b+Feb 2 2004, 05:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([FFT]Cartman2b @ Feb 2 2004, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wheres the evil mastermind Dr. Gorge? =( <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He died.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    The onos who became an egg.
    The egg who became a skulk.
    The skulk who defied a hive... and xenocided.
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    One Claw to rule them all, one claw to find them.

    One claw to attackz0r them all, and in the darkness jump out and go RAWR
  • P-KhanP-Khan Join Date: 2003-05-27 Member: 16776Members
    edited February 2004
    Mine's the following.

    Like, a group of marines sent to a distant planet, they lost contact with all of the posts there. They reach the planet, and find the first research post deserted. As they explore, the group gets taken out one by one, until only a small force is left to excape the place.

    Teaser will be like this:

    <b>Scene one</b> - A planet is shown, and the camera slowly zooms in. No music. Suddenly, the screen appears a face screaming "They came from no where...." they try to speak some more, put transmision is weak. Last message is "All is lost" and you hear a skulk screach.

    <b>Scene two</b> - A door is forced open, and in comes 4 marines. They all are ready for action. The room is dark, only being lighted by some flashes of some lose wires. The camera then shows the cealing, above the marines. A light flashes, and you quickly see a skulk. Lights flash again, and you hear a screach from the skulks. You hear fires, and scream, and the marines shouting "Oh God!!! F4!! F4!!" (well, not really <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->). The screen then shows the wall, and a blood is thrown to the wall.

    <b>Final scene</b> - The eye from NS appears, and opens. The words NS appears, and opens up, writting Natural-Selection.
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    Mine would be about a space farmer. He has massive plantations of turrets. The crops defend themselfs from any dang insect who dare to come near them.
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