Ns And Communism

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  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    for mother russia!
  • SpazmaticSpazmatic Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16184Members
    You all fail to see the evidence!

    -> CWAG. 'Nuff said.
    -> Comrade Gorgachev. <b>Everyone knows that was his real name.</b>
    -> The marines have a seemingly infinite supply of troops, as do the Khaara, as does the Soviet Union!
    -> Soviet Union. Ariadne Arm. <b>Same number of syllables.</b>
    -> The marine commander has does not value life, and sends his troops off to die, en masse! Like the commies!
    -> The distress beacon costs <i>resources</i>. Since when do good Western nations punish commanders for declaring distress? Only the commies do that!
    -> The marines have no personal property, only loaned equipment!
    -> The marines are interchangeable!
    -> Gorges build. Everyone gets a piece of the pie. HUH.
    -> CWAG. 'Nuff said.
    -> There's <i>no media</i> presence.
    -> Until recently, the aliens participated in "human" wave attacks (alien wave attacks) with those things called "babblers".
    -> Skulks can climb walls! Only fascist Nazi communist Satan-worshipping freaks of nature can do that!
    -> Oni stomp. STOMP. STOMP. 'Nuff said.
    -> Skulks can cloak, move silently, fight guerilla wars... VIETNAM! VIETNAM!
    -> CWAG.
    -> Bugs... win? Have you ever read Starship Troopers? Communist metaphor!
    -> Both teams have wallh@x. Do you think that good, honest, capitalist soldiers use wallh@x?
    -> You are rewarded for killing people, but not with money, medals, Persian Gulf War Syndrome, a fake leg, or a ticker tape parade? You receive experience. What type of communist plot is that?
    -> The lyrics to "YouAndAllYourCommunistFriends" applies! "Everything you say or do I see right through"... "It's all a ploy just to destroy"... "Your long-hair and your tiedye clothes", or, em, not that one. It's a conspiracy!
    -> TSA. They're called the TSA. If that doesn't sound communist...
    -> Until recently, they didn't show the score! No individual acheivement! All for the hive! Come on, communism here, folks. It's all a ploy just to destroy the bourgeousie, do you think I'm blind?
    -> CWAG.

    And remember: <i>In the Motherland, you don't play NS, NS plays you.</i>
  • LichoLicho Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3858Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Namron+Feb 7 2004, 04:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Namron @ Feb 7 2004, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually, if not having a job is considered communism, and instead of looking for a job (like that's going to help) you are playing Natural Selection; Natural Selection is creating communism! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually in communism everyone had job and regural salary, even if this job was useless :-)
    (Like manufacturing something that is not needed or that is disassembled by other people who do this job just to do some job ;-)
    Planned economy was actually very funny thing, with 5 year plans, country occasionally run out of some important stuff (like toilet paper) or had excess of useless things that were not demanded :-)
  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Samah+Feb 4 2004, 08:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Samah @ Feb 4 2004, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Much of the LANning community I associate with don't like NS (specifically The_Wookie) and call it Communism <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    and?

    If they don't like it it's their right... some people can't see good things <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Salvation_r2Salvation_r2 Join Date: 2003-11-26 Member: 23606Members
    ****


    must be cs ****


    or 12 year old aol users

    i donno
  • NamronNamron Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10220Members
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spazmatic+Feb 7 2004, 01:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spazmatic @ Feb 7 2004, 01:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    -> You are rewarded for killing people, but not with money, medals, Persian Gulf War Syndrome, a fake leg, or a ticker tape parade?  You receive experience.  What type of communist plot is that?
    [...]<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Licho+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Licho)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Actually in communism everyone had job and regural salary, even if this job was useless :-)
    (Like manufacturing something that is not needed or that is disassembled by other people who do this job just to do some job ;-)
    Planned economy was actually very funny thing, with 5 year plans, country occasionally run out of some important stuff (like toilet paper) or had excess of useless things that were not demanded :-)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->I would say that everything is a planned economy. Every corporation, even in an capitalistic economy, plans ahead and try to produce and offer things they think is needed. The difference is that the (hrrm, missing better words to describe it) "capitalistic planned economy" is in a much smaller scale and not as centralized as in for example former Soviet Union. That makes it much more dynamic. At from top-level changing the economical direction for a whole country takes years and is very inaccurate, but for some directors to change it for a single company is much easier. Just a little thought that popped up in my head.

    By the way, in the Soviet Union many didn't have jobs or a regular salary (even if they had a job). <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • LichoLicho Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3858Members, NS1 Playtester
    (warning, offtopic :-)
    Namron:
    Perhaps in USSR, but here in former Czechoslovakia it was roughly 100% employment.. there were no homeless people begging for money during communistic era..
    And planned economy meant prices were planned too, at least of some goods, like food (which was incredibly cheap), it was really vastly different from free market economy..

    But 15 years without communists and people still vote for "socialistic" goverments ... We have free healthcare, extensive social benefits, free schools (even universities) and so on.. Im university student and I pay just 50euro/month for housing because of heavy subsidies of student housing and I have subsidized 100mbit fibre optics connection to internet for 5euro/month .. ofcourse this all comes at a price of about 50% total taxation level (22 VAT+ high income taxes), which slows economy terribly..
  • Red_SquirrelRed_Squirrel Join Date: 2003-12-15 Member: 24414Members
    Russia et al was never really true communism. Stalin ruined it <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • The_WookieThe_Wookie Join Date: 2004-02-06 Member: 26166Members
    thats crap! Lenin ruined it
  • BuggyBuggy Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22400Members, Constellation
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    Communism = win
    Kharaa = win

    connection^^ ? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Red Squirrel+Feb 7 2004, 03:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Red Squirrel @ Feb 7 2004, 03:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Shockwave+Feb 5 2004, 01:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ Feb 5 2004, 01:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In the UK, so do the dole bludgers, the fake refugees, the real refugees, hell, if you can get in & avoid paying taxes, you're set for life.... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Join the TSA - Dodge getting a job.? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ahh, the right wing press in the UK triumphs again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nah, I'll happily admit that was a little nasty for this thread (and completely OT too) but it is largely true.

    Note I did <b>not</b> say (as the right wing press would have you believe) there are no real refugees. Just there are a lot more fake ones than the PC Police would tell you there are. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • PrefabPrefab Join Date: 2003-09-14 Member: 20847Members
    <span style='font-size:19pt;line-height:100%'> Wha? </span>
  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    In Soviet NS, medpacks spam <i>you.</i>
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spazmatic+Feb 7 2004, 06:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spazmatic @ Feb 7 2004, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You all fail to see the evidence!

    -> CWAG.  'Nuff said.
    -> Comrade Gorgachev.  <b>Everyone knows that was his real name.</b>
    -> The marines have a seemingly infinite supply of troops, as do the Khaara, as does the Soviet Union!
    -> Soviet Union.  Ariadne Arm.  <b>Same number of syllables.</b>
    -> The marine commander has does not value life, and sends his troops off to die, en masse!  Like the commies!
    -> The distress beacon costs <i>resources</i>.  Since when do good Western nations punish commanders for declaring distress?  Only the commies do that!
    -> The marines have no personal property, only loaned equipment!
    -> The marines are interchangeable!
    -> Gorges build.  Everyone gets a piece of the pie.  HUH.
    -> CWAG.  'Nuff said.
    -> There's <i>no media</i> presence.
    -> Until recently, the aliens participated in "human" wave attacks (alien wave attacks) with those things called "babblers".
    -> Skulks can climb walls!  Only fascist Nazi communist Satan-worshipping freaks of nature can do that!
    -> Oni stomp.  STOMP.  STOMP.  'Nuff said.
    -> Skulks can cloak, move silently, fight guerilla wars...  VIETNAM!  VIETNAM!
    -> CWAG.
    -> Bugs... win?  Have you ever read Starship Troopers?  Communist metaphor!
    -> Both teams have wallh@x.  Do you think that good, honest, capitalist soldiers use wallh@x?
    -> You are rewarded for killing people, but not with money, medals, Persian Gulf War Syndrome, a fake leg, or a ticker tape parade?  You receive experience.  What type of communist plot is that?
    -> The lyrics to "YouAndAllYourCommunistFriends" applies!  "Everything you say or do I see right through"...  "It's all a ploy just to destroy"...  "Your long-hair and your tiedye clothes", or, em, not that one.  It's a conspiracy!
    -> TSA.  They're called the TSA.  If that doesn't sound communist...
    -> Until recently, they didn't show the score!  No individual acheivement!  All for the hive!  Come on, communism here, folks.  It's all a ploy just to destroy the bourgeousie, do you think I'm blind?
    -> CWAG.

    And remember: <i>In the Motherland, you don't play NS, NS plays you.</i> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best. Post. Ever.

    Oh, and my initials are TSA. I suppose that makes me a commie bastage.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Licho+Feb 4 2004, 08:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Licho @ Feb 4 2004, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Muhaha, cool funny discussion :-)

    And yes, marines are communistic, they even get free healthcare (medpacks) and food/social security (ammo) from state (commander)!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Errr, no.



    That site ROCKS.


    Satire= hilarity XD
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Also, the aliens best represent communism. Equality accross the board and everyone earns the same resources, unless you get kills.


    There is a reason aliens win 75% of the time.


    FOR HOME COUNTRY!
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    edited February 2004
    For some reason, The_Wookie reminded me of FFT_Fangs.

    They wouldn't happen to be the same people, now would they?

    Oh btw, marines are commies, aliens are capitalists.

    Look at the poor gorges, how they are forced to due the bruntwork for the more elite of the team, the people who do better in their society (people who get more kills) get more money to then in turn kill more stuff. For marines, winning is a job, for aliens, winning is an enterprise.
  • SilverAxSilverAx Join Date: 2003-10-26 Member: 21976Members
    edited February 2004
    All too funny i say.

    In other news Ryo-ohki was arrested for spreading illegal communist propaganda against the TSA.
  • Impy_The_LerkImpy_The_Lerk Join Date: 2003-05-24 Member: 16652Banned
    i knew their was a connection...
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