<!--QuoteBegin-sub jr+Feb 17 2004, 10:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sub jr @ Feb 17 2004, 10:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Fade, gods don’t get me started. This is perhaps the most useless class of the lot. Blink, great who uses it when you've got celerity??? I think it'd be best to remove blink all together and have another slot for healing. Like healing and curing. Or perhaps the fade could heal other aliens. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Remove blink? Have you ever played a real game of NS with players who actually have played more then 10 games?
<!--QuoteBegin-h20+Feb 17 2004, 12:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (h20 @ Feb 17 2004, 12:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Loke The Sleek Peruvian+Feb 17 2004, 11:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Loke The Sleek Peruvian @ Feb 17 2004, 11:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-h20+Feb 17 2004, 11:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (h20 @ Feb 17 2004, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You dont know what youre talking about, so shut up.
LOL i cant belive it, you CS players are all alike.
CS takes NO SKILL WHATSOEVER. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> True.
Maybe the CS dev team, and the top clans are makinga general call to all the CS players saying "NS SUCKS, THEY ARE GOING TO BEAT CS IF WE DONT FIGHT BACK!!! GET TO THE FORUMS, SAY STUPID THINGS, SAY NS SUCK, NS IS KILLING CS!!! ARGH! NS IS GETTING TO POPULAR , CS IS GOING DOWN!! FIGHT FOR YOUR BELOVED CS!!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> heh that must be it, CS dev team: "A new enemy is arising! We must fight for our beloved CS!!!!! YOU WILL SPAM TEH NS FORUMS WITH USELESS GARBAGE ABOUT HOW IT SUCKS! YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOU HAVE TOO!"
There brainwashing them! I need to tell my CS addicted freind! /me hurrys off <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Lol, <a href='http://planethalflife.com/potd/index.asp?id=384373' target='_blank'>this</a> but in NS vs CS.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Omega Death Posted: Feb 17 2004, 03:15 PM OOOOOO, and maybe we'd put all teh rine base on wheels <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-supernorn2000+Feb 17 2004, 01:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Feb 17 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> HA with wheels? makes sense. But I think the command console needs an upgrade called "mobility" where the CC suddenly grows wheels and siege cannons (blame the nanites) which marines can like, fire while the commander drives to a hive and sieges it. Oh And anyone who stands still long enough near the hive to type "OMG UNBALANCED" gets instantly sieged.
Best idea ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <b>Best Idea <i>Evar</i></b>
Somehow it reminds me of the Warthog in Halo I. The idea of a bunch of Hillbilly marines riding around on something that can barely fit two of them crouching, while trying to operate rickety siege cannons pointing out at odd angles has to be imagery that NS Jokes haven't given me in a long time...
Oh and LOL Forlorn arguements are Hella funny. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
DC_DarklingJoin Date: 2003-07-10Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
yay. this topic is gold. my turn:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Vehicles. Marines get totally owned every single time I play them, and I know it's not my comming that's causing it. All the monsters are basically vehicles, going zooming around the map and rolling over and squishing all the poor marines. It's just not balanced. Marines need some sort of tank that has armour, and some sort of turret that can kill an onos in 2 shots. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> yeh, lets get a tank. worth 5 res, 500 armor and kills a onos in 2 shots. YAY. now lets make one for each rine and end the game in like.. 2 minutes? of course upgrades are for the n00bs so this should be instant available.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - HA is slow! I mean if you're going to have a mechanical armour suit in the future, wouldn't you at least make it have wheels or something to go faster? HA should be replaced with something with rockets that can make marines travel as fast as an upgraded monster. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> YEH.. w00t. Lets shobe a rocket up a rines ****.. Maybe even make it explode on impact. then lets make it 500 damage. yeh babey..
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Only 1 commander. With only 1 commander, it's hard for marines to coordinate an assault. I think if we had 2-3 of them instead of 1 it'd be much easier to hit hives and take them out. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> yeh.. lets make the whole team comm but maybe 2. We want the comms to fight while the rines go on there own cause they don't know what comm to follow. lets let all comms build there own IP, armory and arms lab aswell. We want to die don't we.. on no wait.. we got our tanks now.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - There are only 2 classes of marines at the moment, compared to the 5 classes aliens can upgrade to. I thought this game was called 'natural selection', not 'no evolution happening here'. Marines should be able to evolve to new types of humans. Like one with long arms could hold two guns at once, or perhaps a gun and a type of light sword. And one with a huge brain but is low in health that could think really fast. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> 2? 3 atleast, vanilla, HA, JP. And yes.. lets make a smart rine. getting smarter by upgrading to smart rine. The game does not think so that means we get smarter from a upgrade.. COOOL. what a way to pass school.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Skulk is too weak and slow. It should be bigger, about half the size of an onos, but make its bite do half damage. And like perhaps giving it an ability, like 'bark' or something, that would make marines run away. Kind of like a fear upgrade. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> YEHH.. lets make a I AM OH NOES 2 version, but the worse. I am sure a rine rines when something barks. and that biting skulk he runs to.. nice.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Fade, gods don’t get me started. This is perhaps the most useless class of the lot. Blink, great who uses it when you've got celerity??? I think it'd be best to remove blink all together and have another slot for healing. Like healing and curing. Or perhaps the fade could heal other aliens. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> YEH.. I am CS n00b and can not shoot. I want overpowered rines. Omg.. blink has a meaning? i thoughed it was to fill slots. But hey lets remove it and hang a neon note on the fades neck with "kill me now". that goes even faster.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Onos - come on about the thing! The onos is toastily warmed with butter and a slice of jamdango. If Flayra only had some toast he could have the up onos and be a win. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Omg.. rines don't need food if the TSA life span on missions is like 5 minutes.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Seriously developers, natural-selection needs a LOT more work done to it before valve will let you guys put it on STEAM. It's just half assed. After 2 versions you guys still haven’t got it right! Marines are totally whipped. Aliens are overpowered to the extreme. The only people who play it are the same 16 people that I always see. No sniper rifle?? No buy menu?? Come on guys; get a clue when you set out to make a mod. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
YEHHH... this new version isn't NS.. That does not run on steam.. I know its New Selection.. has to be.. cause NS does not run on steam.. And lets ALL mimic CS and get a sniperrifle with buy menu. After all, we want to starve the comm don't we. Lets use up all team res on useless guns.
<!--QuoteBegin-h20+Feb 17 2004, 11:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (h20 @ Feb 17 2004, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You dont know what youre talking about, so shut up.
LOL i cant belive it, you CS players are all alike.
CS takes NO SKILL WHATSOEVER. And incase you havent notcied there are alot more then 16 players online you nub. Maybe you should download the new betas? or are you too retarted to do that? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Its satire. Dummy:P
<!--QuoteBegin-sub jr+Feb 17 2004, 12:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sub jr @ Feb 17 2004, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Forlorn+Feb 17 2004, 12:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forlorn @ Feb 17 2004, 12:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sub jr, you are part of stf right?
So put the appropirate stuff in your sig, number one.
Number two, you shouldn't tell people untill one or two days after you make the original post you were being satirical, and I found it a tid bit funny. You should have been more stingy in your remarks, and next time try to avoid being like the Something Awful review of NS, both of which were not funny and slightly stupid.
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How's the weather in Australia? Flaming hot as usual? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Forlorn, you're the critical snob of the forums right?
So please disect every part of my original post and point out how it's all wrong, number one.
Number two, you should have replied to the original post within 15 seconds with a 2 page rant. You should have replied faster, with the maximum amount of cynicism possible in your remarks, and next time try to avoid having spazmotic seazures of glee as you read your own post.
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^Satire by the way. Sup forlorn, I live in melbourne so the weather is an average of 25C. #1 city in the world dude. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> 1337 <3 m8
all you forgot was some pictures of the new stuff <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Parasetic_Life_Form+Feb 17 2004, 05:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Parasetic_Life_Form @ Feb 17 2004, 05:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I love the reason its called a beta <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> So we can make fun of it, right?
EpidemicDark Force GorgeJoin Date: 2003-06-29Member: 17781Members
C'mon, dont tell me you havent seen a share of those idiot suggestions before <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
EpidemicDark Force GorgeJoin Date: 2003-06-29Member: 17781Members
<!--QuoteBegin-D.C. Darkling+Feb 17 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (D.C. Darkling @ Feb 17 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Only 1 commander. With only 1 commander, it's hard for marines to coordinate an assault. I think if we had 2-3 of them instead of 1 it'd be much easier to hit hives and take them out. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yeah, let's make all rines comm! Then there will be no arguing about noob com and such <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> The comm should control units to harvest crystal and should be able to build vehicle!
Well that was fun to read. No REAL PERSON could seriously say anything like that so I take this as a joke (good one, actually) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
"OGM ADD SNIPAR AWP RIFLE WIHT AUTOIRE AND AIMBOT OLOLOL WTH. ADN YOU CAN BUY TEH SNIPAR FROM BUYMENU LOLZ ROLF WTH J00"
<!--QuoteBegin-Mr Charisma+Feb 17 2004, 06:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr Charisma @ Feb 17 2004, 06:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sub: 1 Ns.org Forum Regulars: 0 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You = -1, because Sub didn't even make a single post in this thread
Hehe at all the people who thought this was real <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->IT'S CALLED SATIRE, PEOPLE. --coil<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Anyone else find it sad that this is required?
80% of the people who replied need to pull their heads out of their butt0x
Forlorn: Get a clue.
sub: bloody gold, although some of the replies outranked you in magnitude of hilarity (not an easy feat).
coilAmateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance.Join Date: 2002-04-12Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Feb 17 2004, 06:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Feb 17 2004, 06:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Btw. Coil, your disclaimer ruined it :/ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> This thread was reported 3 times within 5 minutes of it being posted. I put the disclaimer in to save <i>myself</i> and my inbox.
<!--QuoteBegin-Forlorn+Feb 17 2004, 07:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forlorn @ Feb 17 2004, 07:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mr Charisma+Feb 17 2004, 06:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr Charisma @ Feb 17 2004, 06:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sub: 1 Ns.org Forum Regulars: 0 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You = -1, because Sub didn't even make a single post in this thread <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I've posted in this thread 5 times.
<!--QuoteBegin-coil+Feb 17 2004, 07:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coil @ Feb 17 2004, 07:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Feb 17 2004, 06:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Feb 17 2004, 06:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Btw. Coil, your disclaimer ruined it :/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This thread was reported 3 times within 5 minutes of it being posted. I put the disclaimer in to save <i>myself</i> and my inbox. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> even more evidence.
<!--QuoteBegin-supernorn2000+Feb 17 2004, 01:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Feb 17 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->HA with wheels? makes sense. But I think the command console needs an upgrade called "mobility" where the CC suddenly grows wheels and siege cannons (blame the nanites) which marines can like, fire while the commander drives to a hive and sieges it. Oh And anyone who stands still long enough near the hive to type "OMG UNBALANCED" gets instantly sieged.
Best idea ever.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Hehaha, best thread ever.. whoo! Almost fell from my chair while reading this.. especially this supernorns reply <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Muahah.. uuh. Keep up the good posting <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This thread was reported 3 times within 5 minutes of it being posted. I put the disclaimer in to save myself and my inbox. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-sub jr+Feb 17 2004, 10:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sub jr @ Feb 17 2004, 10:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> - Onos - come on about the thing! The onos is toastily warmed with butter and a slice of jamdango. If Flayra only had some toast he could have the up onos and be a win. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Can someone decode this piece of colloquialism please?
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Remove blink? Have you ever played a real game of NS with players who actually have played more then 10 games?
Without blink the fade is dead.
LOL i cant belive it, you CS players are all alike.
CS takes NO SKILL WHATSOEVER. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
True.
Maybe the CS dev team, and the top clans are makinga general call to all the CS players saying "NS SUCKS, THEY ARE GOING TO BEAT CS IF WE DONT FIGHT BACK!!! GET TO THE FORUMS, SAY STUPID THINGS, SAY NS SUCK, NS IS KILLING CS!!! ARGH! NS IS GETTING TO POPULAR , CS IS GOING DOWN!! FIGHT FOR YOUR BELOVED CS!!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
heh that must be it, CS dev team: "A new enemy is arising! We must fight for our beloved CS!!!!! YOU WILL SPAM TEH NS FORUMS WITH USELESS GARBAGE ABOUT HOW IT SUCKS! YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOU HAVE TOO!"
There brainwashing them! I need to tell my CS addicted freind! /me hurrys off <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Lol, <a href='http://planethalflife.com/potd/index.asp?id=384373' target='_blank'>this</a> but in NS vs CS.
OOOOOO, and maybe we'd put all teh rine base on wheels <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
TRANSFORMERS....
oh wait..
Someone(not a troll) actually suggested being able to pick up structures and move them around.
Best idea ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<b>Best Idea <i>Evar</i></b>
Somehow it reminds me of the Warthog in Halo I. The idea of a bunch of Hillbilly marines riding around on something that can barely fit two of them crouching, while trying to operate rickety siege cannons pointing out at odd angles has to be imagery that NS Jokes haven't given me in a long time...
Oh and LOL Forlorn arguements are Hella funny. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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- Vehicles. Marines get totally owned every single time I play them, and I know it's not my comming that's causing it. All the monsters are basically vehicles, going zooming around the map and rolling over and squishing all the poor marines. It's just not balanced. Marines need some sort of tank that has armour, and some sort of turret that can kill an onos in 2 shots.
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yeh, lets get a tank. worth 5 res, 500 armor and kills a onos in 2 shots. YAY. now lets make one for each rine and end the game in like.. 2 minutes? of course upgrades are for the n00bs so this should be instant available.
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- HA is slow! I mean if you're going to have a mechanical armour suit in the future, wouldn't you at least make it have wheels or something to go faster? HA should be replaced with something with rockets that can make marines travel as fast as an upgraded monster.
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YEH.. w00t. Lets shobe a rocket up a rines ****.. Maybe even make it explode on impact. then lets make it 500 damage. yeh babey..
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- Only 1 commander. With only 1 commander, it's hard for marines to coordinate an assault. I think if we had 2-3 of them instead of 1 it'd be much easier to hit hives and take them out.
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yeh.. lets make the whole team comm but maybe 2. We want the comms to fight while the rines go on there own cause they don't know what comm to follow. lets let all comms build there own IP, armory and arms lab aswell. We want to die don't we.. on no wait.. we got our tanks now.
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- There are only 2 classes of marines at the moment, compared to the 5 classes aliens can upgrade to. I thought this game was called 'natural selection', not 'no evolution happening here'. Marines should be able to evolve to new types of humans. Like one with long arms could hold two guns at once, or perhaps a gun and a type of light sword. And one with a huge brain but is low in health that could think really fast.
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2? 3 atleast, vanilla, HA, JP.
And yes.. lets make a smart rine. getting smarter by upgrading to smart rine. The game does not think so that means we get smarter from a upgrade.. COOOL. what a way to pass school.
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- Skulk is too weak and slow. It should be bigger, about half the size of an onos, but make its bite do half damage. And like perhaps giving it an ability, like 'bark' or something, that would make marines run away. Kind of like a fear upgrade.
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YEHH.. lets make a I AM OH NOES 2 version, but the worse. I am sure a rine rines when something barks. and that biting skulk he runs to.. nice.
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- Fade, gods don’t get me started. This is perhaps the most useless class of the lot. Blink, great who uses it when you've got celerity??? I think it'd be best to remove blink all together and have another slot for healing. Like healing and curing. Or perhaps the fade could heal other aliens.
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YEH.. I am CS n00b and can not shoot. I want overpowered rines. Omg.. blink has a meaning? i thoughed it was to fill slots. But hey lets remove it and hang a neon note on the fades neck with "kill me now". that goes even faster.
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- Onos - come on about the thing! The onos is toastily warmed with butter and a slice of jamdango. If Flayra only had some toast he could have the up onos and be a win.
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Omg.. rines don't need food if the TSA life span on missions is like 5 minutes.
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Seriously developers, natural-selection needs a LOT more work done to it before valve will let you guys put it on STEAM. It's just half assed. After 2 versions you guys still haven’t got it right! Marines are totally whipped. Aliens are overpowered to the extreme. The only people who play it are the same 16 people that I always see. No sniper rifle?? No buy menu?? Come on guys; get a clue when you set out to make a mod. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
YEHHH... this new version isn't NS.. That does not run on steam.. I know its New Selection.. has to be.. cause NS does not run on steam.. And lets ALL mimic CS and get a sniperrifle with buy menu. After all, we want to starve the comm don't we. Lets use up all team res on useless guns.
If only the entire CS community could be banned
LOL i cant belive it, you CS players are all alike.
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Its satire. Dummy:P
So put the appropirate stuff in your sig, number one.
Number two, you shouldn't tell people untill one or two days after you make the original post you were being satirical, and I found it a tid bit funny. You should have been more stingy in your remarks, and next time try to avoid being like the Something Awful review of NS, both of which were not funny and slightly stupid.
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Forlorn, you're the critical snob of the forums right?
So please disect every part of my original post and point out how it's all wrong, number one.
Number two, you should have replied to the original post within 15 seconds with a 2 page rant. You should have replied faster, with the maximum amount of cynicism possible in your remarks, and next time try to avoid having spazmotic seazures of glee as you read your own post.
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^Satire by the way.
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1337 <3 m8
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So we can make fun of it, right?
Btw. Coil, your disclaimer ruined it :/
- Only 1 commander. With only 1 commander, it's hard for marines to coordinate an assault. I think if we had 2-3 of them instead of 1 it'd be much easier to hit hives and take them out.
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Yeah, let's make all rines comm! Then there will be no arguing about noob com and such <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> The comm should control units to harvest crystal and should be able to build vehicle!
"OGM ADD SNIPAR AWP RIFLE WIHT AUTOIRE AND AIMBOT OLOLOL WTH. ADN YOU CAN BUY TEH SNIPAR FROM BUYMENU LOLZ ROLF WTH J00"
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You = -1, because Sub didn't even make a single post in this thread
i thought there replys was the funniest bit, but sometimes humour doesnt travel well overseas.
'nice one bruce.'
Anyone else find it sad that this is required?
80% of the people who replied need to pull their heads out of their butt0x
Forlorn: Get a clue.
sub: bloody gold, although some of the replies outranked you in magnitude of hilarity (not an easy feat).
This thread was reported 3 times within 5 minutes of it being posted. I put the disclaimer in to save <i>myself</i> and my inbox.
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I've posted in this thread 5 times.
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even more evidence.
LOL
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Hehaha, best thread ever.. whoo!
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hahahahahah.
That takes the cake.
gg no sense of humour.
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Can someone decode this piece of colloquialism please?