Funny Ns Moments. Fake Or Real
Navck
Join Date: 2004-02-11 Member: 26424Members
Join Date: 2004-02-11 Member: 26424Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Funny NS related moments</div> Make moments up if you can't think of one... Or details are a bit off, just don't get "too" off NS and crazy(grenades homing into a gorge)
Well, one of the funny moments was me as a marine, noticed a gorge, I had a welder and was headed to weld a building that was damaged, well he was just using spit and ran out of energy, hoping to save ammo and get a welder kill(which is impossable now), I got the knife, hit him a bit then got welder, only to unluckly get hit by a skulk and a fade at the same time, and the skulk got a parasite.
Skulk guy:WOOT WOOT OWNED HAHAHAH WOOHOO PARASITE
Where then the fade and gorge got into an argument with skulk about who really got the kill... Unluckly this really happened. But it was funny to see that happen, beware of alien backup...
Moment that happened as me as a skulk:Parasite kill on map, was hiding in vents, parasiting marine who was swearing at his comm for no medpack, finnally he dropped one after dying. Slow response, maybe comm thought he was being a noob. Note he was finishing a res nozzle by him self as lone marine due to his friends chasing off my teammates.
Common moment:Getting owned by a gorge when you had a HMG and he had no buildings or focus. I met a marine who spams mic and screams at comm, I was comm at first, gave him nothing, later I dropped a HMG for someone else and he spawned and ran for it, ran off and I noticed "Unk**** Ki***" was killed by the other guy as a gorge with spit. I filtered both names, but the guy deserved it for being a jerk, so I gave a bit of it. The gorge and was going wooohoo owned, I noticed that marine attacked message, but all the marines I saw was building and under attack too, so I ignored that message.
All 3 storys are real.
Well, one of the funny moments was me as a marine, noticed a gorge, I had a welder and was headed to weld a building that was damaged, well he was just using spit and ran out of energy, hoping to save ammo and get a welder kill(which is impossable now), I got the knife, hit him a bit then got welder, only to unluckly get hit by a skulk and a fade at the same time, and the skulk got a parasite.
Skulk guy:WOOT WOOT OWNED HAHAHAH WOOHOO PARASITE
Where then the fade and gorge got into an argument with skulk about who really got the kill... Unluckly this really happened. But it was funny to see that happen, beware of alien backup...
Moment that happened as me as a skulk:Parasite kill on map, was hiding in vents, parasiting marine who was swearing at his comm for no medpack, finnally he dropped one after dying. Slow response, maybe comm thought he was being a noob. Note he was finishing a res nozzle by him self as lone marine due to his friends chasing off my teammates.
Common moment:Getting owned by a gorge when you had a HMG and he had no buildings or focus. I met a marine who spams mic and screams at comm, I was comm at first, gave him nothing, later I dropped a HMG for someone else and he spawned and ran for it, ran off and I noticed "Unk**** Ki***" was killed by the other guy as a gorge with spit. I filtered both names, but the guy deserved it for being a jerk, so I gave a bit of it. The gorge and was going wooohoo owned, I noticed that marine attacked message, but all the marines I saw was building and under attack too, so I ignored that message.
All 3 storys are real.
Comments
Dustin Michaels
And yes I did land on their heads.
The comm built JP & HMG JUST to get me, and it didn't work because the JP's realised I could get back up, but they couldn't. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
People like you make the baby gorges cry!
Anyone remember when welders were 200 damage a tick, due to its rapid fire? Wish it was rapid fire again, nice effects, but instead to have very tiny damage.
Yea, you can see a marine running at a onos with a welder and the onos running for his life.
Oh short joke.
In Soviet Russia, marines bite you.
I couldn't resist to bring that stupid soviet russia joke back. Yea, marines biting aliens, aliens running with guns, silly idea.
I do that sometimes <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The comm built JP & HMG JUST to get me, and it didn't work because the JP's realised I could get back up, but they couldn't. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That really wasn't funny but it did make me even more certain that you should be able to lock the damn doors from the inside.
I do that sometimes <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I do too, just to increase mt chances of survival, but I would say "You're mean".
My best moment was killing 3 skulks who were munching the cc after getting our IPs, loggin into Cc, dropping an ip, and saving the game.
The funny thing was, half the alien team evolved gorge or some random lifeform so that htey could be an egg in the ready room. They thought game was over.
We still lost.
Who turned down the smiley limit???!?!?!?! It must be about 3 now. Sheesh. How can I express emotion now... (See above smiley)
A skulk was clinging to a wall on the pit that made it tough to shoot at it. Eventually I got annoyed at the skulk and jumped into the pit. While I was falling down I aimed up in the air and killed the skulk with my lmg before I got smashed.
Aliens were beating the marines, and the marines were forced to relocate to the powersilo hive. To goof off I evolved into a fade and for the next few minutes I just blinked into the pit, and right before getting smashed would blink out of it. My teammates thought I was nuts.
Dustin Michaels
The comm built JP & HMG JUST to get me, and it didn't work because the JP's realised I could get back up, but they couldn't. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That really wasn't funny but it did make me even more certain that you should be able to lock the damn doors from the inside. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Funny is in the eye of the beholding-evil-birdie-of-doom, or something of that vein. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Another time, a skulk was in the pit in rine start on ns_nothing. He was parisiting us, and i was aiming down, when i fell in the pit- on his head. He desperatley tried to kill me, but all he did was parisite me. I shot him, but then of course fell myself. Inches from death, the com drops a jp on me and i manage to fly to safety.
<img src='http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/Rufio23/shock_the_hive.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Snagged a JPer in the air with a parasite, and he died.