If so girl asked me if she was fat, I'd flat out tell her that she is. Maybe then she'll start losing weight. And that would be a good thing for two reasons:
1) Improve her health 2) Enough fat people exist already
The girl I'm with is pretty straightforward with a good sense of humor.
If she asks me if I think she is, I tell her how incredibly obvious it is, and that she should try moving once in a while, but I smile and let her know I'm kidding. Gets me out of it every time.
P.S. She ain't fat, btw. She does have some flab, but it's barely noticeable, and she's quite busted... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Crono5788+Mar 26 2004, 04:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crono5788 @ Mar 26 2004, 04:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The girl I'm with is pretty straightforward with a good sense of humor.
If she asks me if I think she is, I tell her how incredibly obvious it is, and that she should try moving once in a while, but I smile and let her know I'm kidding. Gets me out of it every time.
P.S. She ain't fat, btw. She does have some flab, but it's barely noticeable, and she's quite busted... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Ditto
And some meat isn't that bad. Without meat there is no heat. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
My opinion on the whole issue is that these questions are for reassurance.
And no, they won't stop until you and she have gotten so incredibly comfortable with each other that you don't even NEED each other anymore. Once you get here, things are a lot better <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> If things never get here, something's diseased and needs to be put out to pasture, if you catch my drift.
Worrying isn't what relationships are about - remember that.
I got one. A pretty girl walks past wearing little more than a bathing suit. Your girlfriend catches you taking a glimpse, and she asks you "Do you think she's attractive?"
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Well to adress the first post, do in a honest way with compliments! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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edited March 2004
<!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+Mar 26 2004, 02:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye @ Mar 26 2004, 02:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got one. A pretty girl walks past wearing little more than a bathing suit. Your girlfriend catches you taking a glimpse, and she asks you "Do you think she's attractive?"
What do you say? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> i had a girlfriend like that. only, if she saw me looking, she would say "she's hot."
<!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+Mar 26 2004, 02:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye @ Mar 26 2004, 02:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got one. A pretty girl walks past wearing little more than a bathing suit. Your girlfriend catches you taking a glimpse, and she asks you "Do you think she's attractive?"
What do you say? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> que list of male pre-scripted responses.........
"shes not nearly as hot as you"
this both reassures that you find her more attractive, but does not force you to say that you dont find the eyecandy appealing.
While watching tv with my girl and I see a hot one on tv I flat out say "Damn, she's hot!" Then it's usually followed by me being poked or pinched . <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
We always joke around, I usually say after that "but it doesn't matter 'cause i'm with you." Hehe
So this guy is walking along the beach and he finds this bottle. He picks it up and wipes the dirt off. To his suprise, a genie comes out of the bottle!
The genie then tells the man "okay pal, here's the deal: A lot of people have found me this past month so you're not getting three wishes, you're just going to get one. What would you like to wish for?"
The man thinks for a moment and then replies "Well, I've always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get seasick very easily. Could you build a highway bridge from California to Hawaii so that I can visit there?"
"A bridge to Hawaii? Are you crazy? Do you have any idea what a feat of engineering that would take? How hard it would be to suspend the cables for the bridge? And not to mention putting concrete all the way down to the ocean floor! I'm sorry, but you'll just have to wish for something else."
The man looked disappointed and then said "Oh, well then, I've always wanted to understand women. Could you make me understand women?"
The genie looks at the man for a minute and finally says "So you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
That is one of the best jokes I have heard in quite a while about how hard it is to understand women. Although, I don't think it that tough, though I do have an advantage. :-)
my opinion my sound really **** up to some people but here it is. women dont matter, you still should respect them, but they really dont matter unless you plan on that woman being your wife. never have a girlfriend, if you need a women to pour your emotions into get a friend thats a girl. nothing more nothing less. becase she wotn backstab you. women are evil. this may contridict with the law above but with women this is a double standard. example: as a friend: shes loyal. as a companion: shes evil. just "see" girls see as many as you wish. again the only one you should be faithful to is a wife. also if a girl asks if shes fat tell yes, shes really fat, then when shes says your mean, say your mean for asking me the same question every day when you know you are not fat. stop playin games with me. we are not 14. if she asks if shes pretty, say why are you asking me this? i would not see you if you are ugly. an if she insists on a yes or no answer leave her. shes too into her looks to actually be fun. also simple things to know. girls like shiny things, really. girls like it when you complement them on how they look for the evening. LISTIEN, omg this was hard then i actually cared one day. and make a GIRL feel like a WOMAN. (notice the text) there are countless other ways to understand girls, im a average looking guy an i have been with a considerable amount of females. i wouldnt mind hooking anyone up with a girl as long as they arnt psycho an lived in my area . its easy. girls arnt that hard, they are just more emotional. plus dealing with highschool women is really tough. but dont sweat it. if you looked at it from my view, at 21 seeing how highschool girls are, man i laugh. they act soo dumb. anyways thats my 2 cents. peace.
<!--QuoteBegin-WoT|Lanfear+Mar 26 2004, 09:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoT|Lanfear @ Mar 26 2004, 09:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That is one of the best jokes I have heard in quite a while about how hard it is to understand women. Although, I don't think it that tough, though I do have an advantage. :-) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> oh, you ARE a girl, that does make it easier
question: do **** guys understand women, if so,that doesnt seem fair at all?
<!--QuoteBegin-Dubbilex+Mar 26 2004, 05:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dubbilex @ Mar 26 2004, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If things never get here, something's diseased and needs to be put out to pasture, if you catch my drift.
Worrying isn't what relationships are about - remember that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hmmm... Wife murder plot?
Oddly enough dirty I find that most men I hang around with do. Although there are your average joes who can't seem to understand subtlity (sp). The way I see things, aka as from the other side of the fence, the only thing you men need to work on, is being able to take hints, obvious or not. I find that men are easier to understand but only because they have taken the socially "simplistic" male to new levels. I do wish there were a few more complicated and more involved guys out there.
<!--QuoteBegin-Crono5788+Mar 26 2004, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crono5788 @ Mar 26 2004, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dubbilex+Mar 26 2004, 05:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dubbilex @ Mar 26 2004, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If things never get here, something's diseased and needs to be put out to pasture, if you catch my drift.
Worrying isn't what relationships are about - remember that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Hmmm... Wife murder plot? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ShhhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!1!!
<!--QuoteBegin-Domo-Kun!+Mar 26 2004, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Domo-Kun! @ Mar 26 2004, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->my opinion my sound really **** up to some people but here it is. women dont matter, you still should respect them, but they really dont matter unless you plan on that woman being your wife. never have a girlfriend, if you need a women to pour your emotions into get a friend thats a girl. nothing more nothing less. becase she wotn backstab you. women are evil. this may contridict with the law above but with women this is a double standard. example: as a friend: shes loyal. as a companion: shes evil. just "see" girls see as many as you wish. again the only one you should be faithful to is a wife. also if a girl asks if shes fat tell yes, shes really fat, then when shes says your mean, say your mean for asking me the same question every day when you know you are not fat. stop playin games with me. we are not 14. if she asks if shes pretty, say why are you asking me this? i would not see you if you are ugly. an if she insists on a yes or no answer leave her. shes too into her looks to actually be fun. also simple things to know. girls like shiny things, really. girls like it when you complement them on how they look for the evening. LISTIEN, omg this was hard then i actually cared one day. and make a GIRL feel like a WOMAN. (notice the text) there are countless other ways to understand girls, im a average looking guy an i have been with a considerable amount of females. i wouldnt mind hooking anyone up with a girl as long as they arnt psycho an lived in my area . its easy. girls arnt that hard, they are just more emotional. plus dealing with highschool women is really tough. but dont sweat it. if you looked at it from my view, at 21 seeing how highschool girls are, man i laugh. they act soo dumb. anyways thats my 2 cents. peace.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Sorry, but this post really hurt my eyes to read... Don't take this as an insult to your intelligence, but I corrected it for people who just skipped over it.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->My opinion may sound really ****ed up to some people, but here it is:
Women don't matter, but you still should respect them. They don't really matter unless you plan on that woman being your wife.
Never have a girlfriend. If you need a women to pour your emotions in to, get a friend that's a girl. Nothing more, nothing less, since she won't backstab you.
Women are evil. This may contradict with the law above, but with women this is a double standard. For example: As a friend, she's loyal. As a companion, she's evil.
Just "see" girls. See as many as you wish. Again, the only one you should be faithful to is a wife.
Also if a girl asks if she's fat, say "Yes, you're really fat." When she says that you're mean, say "You're mean for asking me the same question every day when you know that you aren't fat. Stop playing games with me, we're not fourteen."
If she asks if she's pretty, ask her why she's asking you. Say "I would not see you if you were ugly". If she insists on a yes or no answer, leave her. She's too in to her looks to actually be fun.
Also, simple things to know: Girls like shiny things, really. Girls like it when you compliment them on how they look for the evening. <b>Listen</b>! Oh my God, this was hard. Then I actually cared one day. Make a <b>girl</b> feel like a <b>woman</b>. (Notice the text)
There are countless other ways to understand girls. I'm an average looking guy and I have been with a considerable amount of females. I wouldn't mind hooking anyone up with a girl as long as they aren't psycho and lived in my area.
It's easy. Girls aren't that hard, they are just more emotional. Plus, dealing with high school women is really tough. Don't sweat it, though. If you looked at it from my view, at 21, seeing how high school girls are... Man, I laugh. They act so dumb.
Anyway, that's my two cents. Peace.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Anyway, I don't agree with this view at all... It seems like you're treating women as if they haven't got feelings at all. She may be trying to find out what you think of her, when she asks. Not because she's worried about it, but because she wants to know what you think of her.
Also, the line "Girls aren't that hard, they are just more emotional" really struck a chord with me. I don't see why everyone says that. It varies person-to-person, and therefore generalizations like this annoy me.
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edited March 2004
<!--QuoteBegin-dirtygabbsnevada+Mar 26 2004, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dirtygabbsnevada @ Mar 26 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> question: do **** guys understand women, if so,that doesnt seem fair at all? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> 100% bullsh*t.
gheigh people don't have DNA or something that makes them understand women. women just sometimes hang around gheigh men because they're gheigh. these are called f4g hags <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
edit: i may sound a bit biased.. but ask any reasonable guy who's g4y. he'll tell you the same.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->my opinion my sound really **** up to some people but here it is. women dont matter, you still should respect them, but they really dont matter unless you plan on that woman being your wife. never have a girlfriend, if you need a women to pour your emotions into get a friend thats a girl. nothing more nothing less. becase she wotn backstab you. women are evil. this may contridict with the law above but with women this is a double standard. example: as a friend: shes loyal. as a companion: shes evil. just "see" girls see as many as you wish. again the only one you should be faithful to is a wife. also if a girl asks if shes fat tell yes, shes really fat, then when shes says your mean, say your mean for asking me the same question every day when you know you are not fat. stop playin games with me. we are not 14. if she asks if shes pretty, say why are you asking me this? i would not see you if you are ugly. an if she insists on a yes or no answer leave her. shes too into her looks to actually be fun. also simple things to know. girls like shiny things, really. girls like it when you complement them on how they look for the evening. LISTIEN, omg this was hard then i actually cared one day. and make a GIRL feel like a WOMAN. (notice the text) there are countless other ways to understand girls, im a average looking guy an i have been with a considerable amount of females. i wouldnt mind hooking anyone up with a girl as long as they arnt psycho an lived in my area . its easy. girls arnt that hard, they are just more emotional. plus dealing with highschool women is really tough. but dont sweat it. if you looked at it from my view, at 21 seeing how highschool girls are, man i laugh. they act soo dumb. anyways thats my 2 cents. peace. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hm... your view is a liiiiiiiittle extreme, domo.. but when you get down to it, you're right. you don't have to apply that view to women, only. it works with all people.
one of the greatest things is to find someone real, with whom you can talk about REAL things. not stupid questions. this person doesn't have to be your girlfriend, or even a love interest at all.
<!--QuoteBegin-WoT|Lanfear+Mar 26 2004, 09:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoT|Lanfear @ Mar 26 2004, 09:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oddly enough dirty I find that most men I hang around with do. Although there are your average joes who can't seem to understand subtlity (sp). The way I see things, aka as from the other side of the fence, the only thing you men need to work on, is being able to take hints, obvious or not. I find that men are easier to understand but only because they have taken the socially "simplistic" male to new levels. I do wish there were a few more complicated and more involved guys out there.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> But why must one give hints? Why can't one just say straight out what she wants.
Makes things easier for both sides.
Oh, btw why is the word **** censored? Is the Natural Selection team trying to make a political statement against non-heterosexual males?
Oh and CForrester, thanks for the edit. I also skipped his message because it's really annoying to read posts that are like that..
True, these "hints" are just flat out annoying. It would make things easier for both sexes to just say what it is. Easy as that.. ggkthxbai <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
guy : so what did i do? girl : well if you dont know im not going to tell you.
of course we dont smeggin know!!! thats why we asked!!!! lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Then you take a back hand up to her. rofl
<!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Mar 26 2004, 04:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Mar 26 2004, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> maybe because they were only settled as far as <b>you</b> are concerned <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Depends on the person hawk... honesty isn't bad if you word it right ^~ Truth is, lil questions like that are kind of 'comfort' almost... they want to know how you feel about them, view them, whatever.? If they ask if it makes their bum looks big the answer you give is almost as much about HOW you say your answer as to what the actual answer is =3
It's like romantic poetry type stuff; sure it's silly but it makes you feel pretty and special (unless they describe your eye like frying pans or something not so great sounding like that lol) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Not to pick on Gem but she hit the nail on the head eventhough she explained it in kind of a girly way. Nothing wrong with that but you guys just breezed over it. The girl in weggy's post kinda hinted at it as well. hellokitty gave another good hint.
Like men's #1 fear is the fear of rejection, women have a fear which is the flipside of men's fear. Women's #1 fear is the fear of never being chosen.
I know it sounds a little strange but just remember when you were part of a group of boys waiting to be picked by basketball team captains or something. Did you ever wish you were that first boy picked? If you were picked first, didn't it feel great? Didn't it suck to be the last boy picked? It's kinda the same thing with girls. They want to be the prom queen. They want to be YOUR prom queen.
So when she asks you a question like does this make me look fat, make my butt look too big, or do you think that other girl is pretty, she's really asking "Am I good enough for you?" Phrase your response accordingly. My opinion is to be honest about it. And no, it's not enough that you chose her to be your girlfriend. She needs to be reassured from time to time, because things change and people change.
That shouldn't be too hard because once you've been with a girl for a while you will have learned to accept her, warts and all, and she you, which is just as important. No matter what anybody says, if they are having problems with their girl its almost always because of some lack of communication in a particular area of their relationship. So make sure you are coming in loud and clear.
like my babygurl... i get told she is skinny (she is under 100 lbs) but like.. she is so freaking pretty... and just WOW... she blows my mind... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> so yeah... accept them for what they are...
if there are any imperfections love will surpass those..
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hm.. if you're that convinced, i won't argue it anymore. =\
If so girl asked me if she was fat, I'd flat out tell her that she is. Maybe then she'll start losing weight. And that would be a good thing for two reasons:
1) Improve her health
2) Enough fat people exist already
If she asks me if I think she is, I tell her how incredibly obvious it is, and that she should try moving once in a while, but I smile and let her know I'm kidding. Gets me out of it every time.
P.S. She ain't fat, btw. She does have some flab, but it's barely noticeable, and she's quite busted... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
If she asks me if I think she is, I tell her how incredibly obvious it is, and that she should try moving once in a while, but I smile and let her know I'm kidding. Gets me out of it every time.
P.S. She ain't fat, btw. She does have some flab, but it's barely noticeable, and she's quite busted... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ditto
And some meat isn't that bad. Without meat there is no heat. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
[shrug]
And no, they won't stop until you and she have gotten so incredibly comfortable with each other that you don't even NEED each other anymore. Once you get here, things are a lot better <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> If things never get here, something's diseased and needs to be put out to pasture, if you catch my drift.
Worrying isn't what relationships are about - remember that.
What do you say?
What do you say? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
i had a girlfriend like that. only, if she saw me looking, she would say "she's hot."
edit: and i think i would say "she's okay." lol
What do you say? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
que list of male pre-scripted responses.........
"shes not nearly as hot as you"
this both reassures that you find her more attractive, but does not force you to say that you dont find the eyecandy appealing.
While watching tv with my girl and I see a hot one on tv I flat out say "Damn, she's hot!" Then it's usually followed by me being poked or pinched . <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
We always joke around, I usually say after that "but it doesn't matter 'cause i'm with you." Hehe
The genie then tells the man "okay pal, here's the deal: A lot of people have found me this past month so you're not getting three wishes, you're just going to get one. What would you like to wish for?"
The man thinks for a moment and then replies "Well, I've always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get seasick very easily. Could you build a highway bridge from California to Hawaii so that I can visit there?"
"A bridge to Hawaii? Are you crazy? Do you have any idea what a feat of engineering that would take? How hard it would be to suspend the cables for the bridge? And not to mention putting concrete all the way down to the ocean floor! I'm sorry, but you'll just have to wish for something else."
The man looked disappointed and then said "Oh, well then, I've always wanted to understand women. Could you make me understand women?"
The genie looks at the man for a minute and finally says "So you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
plus dealing with highschool women is really tough. but dont sweat it. if you looked at it from my view, at 21 seeing how highschool girls are, man i laugh. they act soo dumb. anyways thats my 2 cents. peace.
oh, you ARE a girl, that does make it easier
question: do **** guys understand women, if so,that doesnt seem fair at all?
Worrying isn't what relationships are about - remember that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hmmm... Wife murder plot?
Worrying isn't what relationships are about - remember that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hmmm... Wife murder plot? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
ShhhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!1!!
*shifty eyes*
plus dealing with highschool women is really tough. but dont sweat it. if you looked at it from my view, at 21 seeing how highschool girls are, man i laugh. they act soo dumb. anyways thats my 2 cents. peace.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sorry, but this post really hurt my eyes to read... Don't take this as an insult to your intelligence, but I corrected it for people who just skipped over it.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->My opinion may sound really ****ed up to some people, but here it is:
Women don't matter, but you still should respect them. They don't really matter unless you plan on that woman being your wife.
Never have a girlfriend. If you need a women to pour your emotions in to, get a friend that's a girl. Nothing more, nothing less, since she won't backstab you.
Women are evil. This may contradict with the law above, but with women this is a double standard. For example: As a friend, she's loyal. As a companion, she's evil.
Just "see" girls. See as many as you wish. Again, the only one you should be faithful to is a wife.
Also if a girl asks if she's fat, say "Yes, you're really fat." When she says that you're mean, say "You're mean for asking me the same question every day when you know that you aren't fat. Stop playing games with me, we're not fourteen."
If she asks if she's pretty, ask her why she's asking you. Say "I would not see you if you were ugly". If she insists on a yes or no answer, leave her. She's too in to her looks to actually be fun.
Also, simple things to know: Girls like shiny things, really. Girls like it when you compliment them on how they look for the evening. <b>Listen</b>! Oh my God, this was hard. Then I actually cared one day. Make a <b>girl</b> feel like a <b>woman</b>. (Notice the text)
There are countless other ways to understand girls. I'm an average looking guy and I have been with a considerable amount of females. I wouldn't mind hooking anyone up with a girl as long as they aren't psycho and lived in my area.
It's easy. Girls aren't that hard, they are just more emotional. Plus, dealing with high school women is really tough. Don't sweat it, though. If you looked at it from my view, at 21, seeing how high school girls are... Man, I laugh. They act so dumb.
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Anyway, I don't agree with this view at all... It seems like you're treating women as if they haven't got feelings at all. She may be trying to find out what you think of her, when she asks. Not because she's worried about it, but because she wants to know what you think of her.
Also, the line "Girls aren't that hard, they are just more emotional" really struck a chord with me. I don't see why everyone says that. It varies person-to-person, and therefore generalizations like this annoy me.
100% bullsh*t.
gheigh people don't have DNA or something that makes them understand women. women just sometimes hang around gheigh men because they're gheigh. these are called f4g hags <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
edit: i may sound a bit biased.. but ask any reasonable guy who's g4y. he'll tell you the same.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->my opinion my sound really **** up to some people but here it is. women dont matter, you still should respect them, but they really dont matter unless you plan on that woman being your wife. never have a girlfriend, if you need a women to pour your emotions into get a friend thats a girl. nothing more nothing less. becase she wotn backstab you. women are evil. this may contridict with the law above but with women this is a double standard. example: as a friend: shes loyal. as a companion: shes evil. just "see" girls see as many as you wish. again the only one you should be faithful to is a wife. also if a girl asks if shes fat tell yes, shes really fat, then when shes says your mean, say your mean for asking me the same question every day when you know you are not fat. stop playin games with me. we are not 14. if she asks if shes pretty, say why are you asking me this? i would not see you if you are ugly. an if she insists on a yes or no answer leave her. shes too into her looks to actually be fun. also simple things to know. girls like shiny things, really. girls like it when you complement them on how they look for the evening. LISTIEN, omg this was hard then i actually cared one day. and make a GIRL feel like a WOMAN. (notice the text) there are countless other ways to understand girls, im a average looking guy an i have been with a considerable amount of females. i wouldnt mind hooking anyone up with a girl as long as they arnt psycho an lived in my area . its easy. girls arnt that hard, they are just more emotional.
plus dealing with highschool women is really tough. but dont sweat it. if you looked at it from my view, at 21 seeing how highschool girls are, man i laugh. they act soo dumb. anyways thats my 2 cents. peace. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hm... your view is a liiiiiiiittle extreme, domo.. but when you get down to it, you're right. you don't have to apply that view to women, only. it works with all people.
one of the greatest things is to find someone real, with whom you can talk about REAL things. not stupid questions. this person doesn't have to be your girlfriend, or even a love interest at all.
people are people are people.
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Erm... Yeah...
Up for hire?
But why must one give hints? Why can't one just say straight out what she wants.
Makes things easier for both sides.
Oh, btw why is the word **** censored? Is the Natural Selection team trying to make a political statement against non-heterosexual males?
Oh and CForrester, thanks for the edit. I also skipped his message because it's really annoying to read posts that are like that..
True, these "hints" are just flat out annoying. It would make things easier for both sexes to just say what it is. Easy as that.. ggkthxbai
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guy : so what did i do?
girl : well if you dont know im not going to tell you.
of course we dont smeggin know!!! thats why we asked!!!! lol
guy : so what did i do?
girl : well if you dont know im not going to tell you.
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Then you take a back hand up to her. rofl
Depends on the person hawk... honesty isn't bad if you word it right ^~
Truth is, lil questions like that are kind of 'comfort' almost... they want to know how you feel about them, view them, whatever.? If they ask if it makes their bum looks big the answer you give is almost as much about HOW you say your answer as to what the actual answer is =3
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Not to pick on Gem but she hit the nail on the head eventhough she explained it in kind of a girly way. Nothing wrong with that but you guys just breezed over it. The girl in weggy's post kinda hinted at it as well. hellokitty gave another good hint.
Like men's #1 fear is the fear of rejection, women have a fear which is the flipside of men's fear. Women's #1 fear is the fear of never being chosen.
I know it sounds a little strange but just remember when you were part of a group of boys waiting to be picked by basketball team captains or something. Did you ever wish you were that first boy picked? If you were picked first, didn't it feel great? Didn't it suck to be the last boy picked? It's kinda the same thing with girls. They want to be the prom queen. They want to be YOUR prom queen.
So when she asks you a question like does this make me look fat, make my butt look too big, or do you think that other girl is pretty, she's really asking "Am I good enough for you?" Phrase your response accordingly. My opinion is to be honest about it. And no, it's not enough that you chose her to be your girlfriend. She needs to be reassured from time to time, because things change and people change.
That shouldn't be too hard because once you've been with a girl for a while you will have learned to accept her, warts and all, and she you, which is just as important. No matter what anybody says, if they are having problems with their girl its almost always because of some lack of communication in a particular area of their relationship. So make sure you are coming in loud and clear.
like my babygurl... i get told she is skinny (she is under 100 lbs) but like.. she is so freaking pretty... and just WOW... she blows my mind... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> so yeah... accept them for what they are...
if there are any imperfections love will surpass those..
What if a guy ask like "Hey so how does this shirt look on me?" a gal?
how kind of a reply would u guys expect?
I personally would just take any response as long as it is honest.