<div class="IPBDescription">Boston does the darndest things</div><a href="http://wbztv.com/topstories/local_story_059122735.html" target="_blank">The wacky police in boston are at it again!</a>
<!--quoteo(post=1610114:date=Feb 28 2007, 07:13 PM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Feb 28 2007, 07:13 PM) [snapback]1610114[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I can't wait till they start 'safely detonating' lost children.... Just to be safe. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Look, we all know there's just some crazy guy on the bomb squad who loves blowing stuff up. It's not like it's a secret or anything. He's watched too many action movies and he's looking for a piece of it himself, even if he has to destroy advertisements that are in cities all over the US without scaring anybody or traffic devices that the city itself actually paid for and put up. Sometimes, things just need to be detonated.
Wonder what would happen if you combined <a href="http://www.scaryideas.com/print/1848/" target="_blank">this genius idea</a> with the Boston bomb squad. A resonance cascade methinks.
LikuI, am the Somberlain.Join Date: 2003-01-10Member: 12128Members
I'd have so much fun just making stupid looking ish in Boston and just planting it all over the place. I'd put dry macaroni on one just to see if it got the explosive treatment.
<!--quoteo(post=1610181:date=Mar 1 2007, 12:47 AM:name=Liku)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Liku @ Mar 1 2007, 12:47 AM) [snapback]1610181[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I'd have so much fun just making stupid looking ish in Boston and just planting it all over the place. I'd put dry macaroni on one just to see if it got the explosive treatment.
How ###### retarded is Boston? <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The terrorists <i>put the maccaroni on the bomb to <u>fool</u> us!</i>
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<i>Just to be sure</i> <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Patriotic kittens don't NEED to know the time.
So, just because a random box was chained to a parking sign that automatically means it is a bomb?
Next thing you know, they'll be blowing up random burger boxes or fast food bags because they were suspiciously near a crowded area like McDonalds in a Wal-Mart.
"Yeah, I made the mistake of chaining my bike to a lamp-post. I didn't even go look when I heard the explosion, I just threw the key to the lock in the trash."
[WHO]ThemYou can call me DaveJoin Date: 2002-12-11Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<!--quoteo(post=1610658:date=Mar 2 2007, 10:55 AM:name=Cereal_KillR)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cereal_KillR @ Mar 2 2007, 10:55 AM) [snapback]1610658[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> And what was episode 1 if I may ask? <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think Boston is just upset nobody thinks it's important enough to actually try to blow it up <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
Sorry I live in a part of the world where we only bother with stuff that sound somewhat important. (And a part of the world where the month and days aren't swapped in dates)
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<!--quoteo(post=1610671:date=Mar 2 2007, 08:10 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Mar 2 2007, 08:10 PM) [snapback]1610671[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I think Boston is just upset nobody thinks it's important enough to actually try to blow it up <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /> <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[WHO]ThemYou can call me DaveJoin Date: 2002-12-11Member: 10593Members, Constellation
edited March 2007
<!--quoteo(post=1610672:date=Mar 2 2007, 12:14 PM:name=Cereal_KillR)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cereal_KillR @ Mar 2 2007, 12:14 PM) [snapback]1610672[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> Sorry I live in a part of the world where we only bother with stuff that sound somewhat important. (And a part of the world where the month and days aren't swapped in dates) <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Terrorism isn't important?
And I believe that it is I that lives in a part of the world where the month and days aren't swapped in dates.
Let me put this bluntly. America (in particular Boston it seems) are hyped up and think they are so important that everyone is out to get them and are so insecure in theirselves. Clearly this all powerful nation, in particular in Boston, flees at the site of little electronic devices showing how manly and powerful they are. OMG A CARTOON CHARACTER ITS A BOMB!!!! OMG GREEN PLASTIC BOX RUN!!!!!
tl;dr - America is so powerful they run at the site of plastic objects on a daily basis.
The right one is: Before and after 9-11, the number one threat to america from foreign terrorists was aimed at your overseas troops for whatever country you decided to invade next. I.e invade algeria? Algerian terrorists attack your troops stationed in Algeria. There was never, and still is no, overseas threat to suburban america that requires cops to beat up potheads, pass out pamphlets telling people how terrorised they should feel, and blow up the remains of everybody's lunches. I know all of you commoners want to feel special and somehow connected with the workings of the American government, but your average ISLAMIC TERRIST doesn't give a damn about joe schmoe and his local mall in Florida. However, consider yourself encouraged to feel terrorised anyway, otherwise billions and billions of dollars would have been wasted on the attempt.
I still went to high school in 2001, I was wondering why everyone was getting all worked up; some of the students wanted to (and some of them did) go home. I'm all for avoiding school, but there is absolutely no reason for any sort of panic (which some of it was genuine). No one is going to bomb Wisconsin, so I have no idea what those people could possibly have been thinking. There's even a nuke plant within 70 miles of here, but there's still better things to bomb in just about every state. Heck, the only state lower on the list is probably Nevada or something, cause we already nuked half of it ourselves <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> .
Boston's just bat[expletive] crazy. And here's an idea: don't generalize an entire country (no matter how horrible its exported pop-media is). The entire country is running from my remote right now, because it's a little plastic box-shape (ZOMG, I can barely sit still, the panic just ...overwhelms me). Yes, you've hit it on the head. Ameria's weakness is plastic boxes - not a corrupt bureaucracy, fear-mongering media outlets, poor (yet hyper) work ethic, prescription drug reliance, litigation-happy legal system, or subpar lower education spending - it's plastic boxes.
America's weak spot is actually Florida. That thing's hanging by a thread. You could like, chop it off. Your average American might say the same thing about Maine, but they don't actually realize that there's a Canada attached to it.
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I call Florida, North Cuba. Personally Cuba is less violent and better economically structured too <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
<!--quoteo(post=1610887:date=Mar 3 2007, 01:56 AM:name=Cereal_KillR)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cereal_KillR @ Mar 3 2007, 01:56 AM) [snapback]1610887[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> No, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite LED panels don't qualify as acts of terrorism. As for dates, Days->Months->Years. It's logical. Go from the one that changes the most often to the one that changes the least often. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I agree.
It's so odd with Months > Days > Years.
The U.S. has different date patterns than the rest of the world and uses the US measuring system which only the US uses.
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I can't wait till they start 'safely detonating' lost children.... Just to be safe.
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Box full of kittens with a clock in the bottom.
<i>Just to be sure</i>
Take heed, traffic watching people. Boston does not like your kind.
--Scythe--
How ###### retarded is Boston?
I'd have so much fun just making stupid looking ish in Boston and just planting it all over the place. I'd put dry macaroni on one just to see if it got the explosive treatment.
How ###### retarded is Boston?
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The terrorists <i>put the maccaroni on the bomb to <u>fool</u> us!</i>
But... it's only maccaroni!
That's what they want us to think!
Box full of kittens with a clock in the bottom.
<i>Just to be sure</i>
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Patriotic kittens don't NEED to know the time.
Next thing you know, they'll be blowing up random burger boxes or fast food bags because they were suspiciously near a crowded area like McDonalds in a Wal-Mart.
Take heed, traffic watching people. Boston does not like your kind. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
If you've ever been to Boston you'd know how true this is. The amount of epic manuevers you see in a day is amazing.
And what was episode 1 if I may ask?
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Dude!
01-31-07, NEVER FORGET!
I think Boston is just upset nobody thinks it's important enough to actually try to blow it up <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
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Could be, could be....
Sorry I live in a part of the world where we only bother with stuff that sound somewhat important. (And a part of the world where the month and days aren't swapped in dates)
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Terrorism isn't important?
And I believe that it is I that lives in a part of the world where the month and days aren't swapped in dates.
tl;dr - America is so powerful they run at the site of plastic objects on a daily basis.
The right one is: Before and after 9-11, the number one threat to america from foreign terrorists was aimed at your overseas troops for whatever country you decided to invade next. I.e invade algeria? Algerian terrorists attack your troops stationed in Algeria. There was never, and still is no, overseas threat to suburban america that requires cops to beat up potheads, pass out pamphlets telling people how terrorised they should feel, and blow up the remains of everybody's lunches. I know all of you commoners want to feel special and somehow connected with the workings of the American government, but your average ISLAMIC TERRIST doesn't give a damn about joe schmoe and his local mall in Florida. However, consider yourself encouraged to feel terrorised anyway, otherwise billions and billions of dollars would have been wasted on the attempt.
Boston's just bat[expletive] crazy. And here's an idea: don't generalize an entire country (no matter how horrible its exported pop-media is). The entire country is running from my remote right now, because it's a little plastic box-shape (ZOMG, I can barely sit still, the panic just ...overwhelms me). Yes, you've hit it on the head. Ameria's weakness is plastic boxes - not a corrupt bureaucracy, fear-mongering media outlets, poor (yet hyper) work ethic, prescription drug reliance, litigation-happy legal system, or subpar lower education spending - it's plastic boxes.
America's weak spot is actually Florida. That thing's hanging by a thread. You could like, chop it off. Your average American might say the same thing about Maine, but they don't actually realize that there's a Canada attached to it.
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I call Florida, North Cuba. Personally Cuba is less violent and better economically structured too <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
Terrorism isn't important?
And I believe that it is I that lives in a part of the world where the month and days aren't swapped in dates.
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No, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite LED panels don't qualify as acts of terrorism.
As for dates, Days->Months->Years. It's logical. Go from the one that changes the most often to the one that changes the least often.
No, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite LED panels don't qualify as acts of terrorism.
As for dates, Days->Months->Years. It's logical. Go from the one that changes the most often to the one that changes the least often.
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I agree.
It's so odd with Months > Days > Years.
The U.S. has different date patterns than the rest of the world and uses the US measuring system which only the US uses.
Way to make things confusing for people.