Another "Teen throws party while parent away" and

SmoodCroozn

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the_x5

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What an idiot.
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Yep

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I think you know a party is epic when you've got 3 guys with golf clubs fending off additional partygoers.
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...and don't forget the what was essentially a small force of riot control police! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

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But hey, she "totally regrets it", so it's all cool.
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Funniest part of the whole article is that quote.

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You really have to wonder what she thought would happen. Did she expect people to show up in top hats and ball gowns for a little late night romp.

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<i>
"smashing good time miss, I beleive the
urination was paramount to the festivities.
Do send my warmest regards to the owners
of this establishment, it has been a pleasure
defecating in your wellies"</i>
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/me dies of laughter

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1

Ah yes, the power of myspace when ABUSED HORRIBLY AGAINST "TOTALLY" STUPID PEOPLE

PS: On a serious note, that really, really sucks for the parents. I'd strangle the ######. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

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Monday 9th April

so reeeed

We are as yunno expecting quite a few

That's probably an understatement

...

ok so

Bring more drink - were gunna run out quick && you will be ###### then

Bring food if you like

&& SQUIRTY CREAM!

Glowsticks etc etc

If you're on acid or something, take that or w/e you have B4 you come in

Please don't leave it lying around for any unexpected plods arriving

TAKE AS MANY PICS/VIDS AS POSS, AND SEND US EM

10PM ONWARDS

If the cops do raid then feel free to finish the party in the woods and when there gone we'll get back to partying.

We stress don't leave drugs lying around

Its on our backs#

BRING DRINK!!!!
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Did she <i>really</i> type that? If so I change my opinion of parental punishment from strangled to just out right shot. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

cshank4

I've tried every word in the English language, and I still don't know what the HELL the girl meant by Squirty Cream.

Thansal

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I've tried every word in the English language, and I still don't know what the HELL the girl meant by Squirty Cream.
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a few seconds of Google says that they were refering to whipped cream (of the nitrous propelled sort)

the_x5

<!--quoteo(post=1621898:date=Apr 19 2007, 07:37 AM:name=cshank4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cshank4 @ Apr 19 2007, 07:37 AM) [snapback]1621898[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
I've tried every word in the English language, and I still don't know what the HELL the girl meant by Squirty Cream.
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Maybe um... you know... male spermatozoa with basic amines...