<div class="IPBDescription">A month old news but if you haven't heard</div><a href="http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/crimenews/display.var.1325746.0.woman_sprayed_cop_with_breast_milk.php" target="_blank">Click for news article</a>.
I've been saying all along that these things are weapons that need to be regulated. I even set up a Breast Inspection and Licensing Service and made myself a Certified Breast Inspector, but for all the trouble I've gone through nobody ever submits to an inspection. I mean I show them my license and everything but they just blow me off.
<!--quoteo(post=1627575:date=May 18 2007, 05:53 PM:name=AnarkiThreeXSix)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AnarkiThreeXSix @ May 18 2007, 05:53 PM) [snapback]1627575[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> That is hawt... a bit strange to be squirting breastmilk at a cop.. but hawt nonetheless P_P <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Body temerature milk aint hot. It is nutricious! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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edited May 2007
The burning question everyone is dying to ask. <!--QuoteBegin-spoilers+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spoilers)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--coloro:black--><span style="color:black"><!--/coloro-->Did it get in his mouth? D:<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=1627602:date=May 18 2007, 01:06 PM:name=Ratonetwothreetwoone)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 18 2007, 01:06 PM) [snapback]1627602[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> i bet the cop started rolling around on the ground screaming trying to tear his clothes off so it wouldnt burn through onto his flesh... i sure would have
unless she was hot...
then i would ###### her <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, the varied moods and manners of Ratonetwothreetwoone! Will they ever cease to amaze?
<!--quoteo(post=1627636:date=May 18 2007, 06:17 PM:name=6john)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(6john @ May 18 2007, 06:17 PM) [snapback]1627636[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> i cant imagine a woman who steals then squirts breast milk on police to be even remotely hot. but even so, id do her. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
We're talking about an 18 year old "woman" who:
- Lives in central London (presumably, thats where the robbery took place) - Makes a habbit of shoplifting (I find it unlikely this was a one-off) - Has already had at least one child, given her weapon of choice - Is totally bat-poo insane, given her weapon of choice
These do not strike me as the actions of an individual I would like to insert part of myself into.
These strike me as something I would not be unsuprised to see from <i>this</i> individual.
Really? The P word for feces is censored? I mean is ANYONE likely to be offended at Poo with a P on the end?
Poo-p
^ Oh noes! Those two are dangerously close to forming a rude word! Only a hyphen separates us from anarchy, anarchy! Save us swear filter!
I already censored myself by saying bat-poo but its not good enough for you swear filter, is it? You'll want my soul next you heartless remover of all the words that make the english language fun! GAAAAAH!
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<!--quoteo(post=1627751:date=May 19 2007, 02:41 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ May 19 2007, 02:41 PM) [snapback]1627751[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> God i hoped these threads would stop. Ti's not like we lack wacky articles to find on the web. Off-topic is dying. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
i don't know if this thread has killed or revived my faith in the users of this forum...
the real question: <!--QuoteBegin-spoilers+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spoilers)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--coloro:#000000--><span style="color:#000000"><!--/coloro-->mittens?<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=1628000:date=May 20 2007, 06:19 AM:name=Redford)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redford @ May 20 2007, 06:19 AM) [snapback]1628000[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> In before "I expected this from America not England" comment. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
America's kind of at the point in its culture that we aren't allowed to acknowledge that breats even exist. It would never even cross anyone's mind to use them for <i>anything</i> other than selling products, let alone assaulting an officer.
How can they file this under 'assault'...I mean, it's not like the cop was lactose intolerant, was it?
<!--quoteo(post=1628000:date=May 20 2007, 08:19 AM:name=Redford)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redford @ May 20 2007, 08:19 AM) [snapback]1628000[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> In before "I expected this from America not England" comment. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm kind of wondering why you expect American women to be spraying cops with breastmilk (or why you expect others to expect that) - particularily more than any other country. If this is some "people on the internet assume Americans are crazy" I will direct you towards something like <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070508/od_nm/germany_driver_dc;_ylt=AhCPDgtLStIvN.iQmH.Kj8UZ.3QA" target="_blank">this</a>...proving that people all over the world are crazy. Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
<!--quoteo(post=1628046:date=May 20 2007, 07:46 PM:name=UltimaGecko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(UltimaGecko @ May 20 2007, 07:46 PM) [snapback]1628046[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> How can they file this under 'assault'...I mean, it's not like the cop was lactose intolerant, was it? I'm kind of wondering why you expect American women to be spraying cops with breastmilk (or why you expect others to expect that) - particularily more than any other country. If this is some "people on the internet assume Americans are crazy" I will direct you towards something like <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070508/od_nm/germany_driver_dc;_ylt=AhCPDgtLStIvN.iQmH.Kj8UZ.3QA" target="_blank">this</a>...proving that people all over the world are crazy. Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Meh nice story. I especially like the reaction the the licence instructor. Pretty smart <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
<!--quoteo(post=1628046:date=May 20 2007, 06:46 PM:name=UltimaGecko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(UltimaGecko @ May 20 2007, 06:46 PM) [snapback]1628046[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Really I look for every possible insult I can. Although "Dubya" kind of explains America these days anyway.
Still awesome assault charge showing just how silly policing and crime is in England today.
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That is hawt... a bit strange to be squirting breastmilk at a cop.. but hawt nonetheless P_P
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Body temerature milk aint hot. It is nutricious! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
"What are you in for?"
"Murder, you?"
"Well I uh...I kinda...SQUIRTED..."
<!--QuoteBegin-spoilers+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spoilers)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--coloro:black--><span style="color:black"><!--/coloro-->Did it get in his mouth? D:<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The burning question everyone is dying to ask.
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Nope it didnt.
If it had gotten into his mouth she would have been charged with rape.
i sure would have
unless she was hot...
then i would ###### her
i bet the cop started rolling around on the ground screaming trying to tear his clothes off so it wouldnt burn through onto his flesh...
i sure would have
unless she was hot...
then i would ###### her
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Oh, the varied moods and manners of Ratonetwothreetwoone! Will they ever cease to amaze?
i cant imagine a woman who steals then squirts breast milk on police to be even remotely hot. but even so, id do her.
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We're talking about an 18 year old "woman" who:
- Lives in central London (presumably, thats where the robbery took place)
- Makes a habbit of shoplifting (I find it unlikely this was a one-off)
- Has already had at least one child, given her weapon of choice
- Is totally bat-poo insane, given her weapon of choice
These do not strike me as the actions of an individual I would like to insert part of myself into.
These strike me as something I would not be unsuprised to see from <i>this</i> individual.
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Really? The P word for feces is censored? I mean is ANYONE likely to be offended at Poo with a P on the end?
Poo-p
^ Oh noes! Those two are dangerously close to forming a rude word! Only a hyphen separates us from anarchy, anarchy! Save us swear filter!
I already censored myself by saying bat-poo but its not good enough for you swear filter, is it? You'll want my soul next you heartless remover of all the words that make the english language fun! GAAAAAH!
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Off-topic is dying.
God i hoped these threads would stop. Ti's not like we lack wacky articles to find on the web.
Off-topic is dying.
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Quite.
the real question:
<!--QuoteBegin-spoilers+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spoilers)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--coloro:#000000--><span style="color:#000000"><!--/coloro-->mittens?<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
In before "I expected this from America not England" comment.
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America's kind of at the point in its culture that we aren't allowed to acknowledge that breats even exist. It would never even cross anyone's mind to use them for <i>anything</i> other than selling products, let alone assaulting an officer.
<!--quoteo(post=1628000:date=May 20 2007, 08:19 AM:name=Redford)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redford @ May 20 2007, 08:19 AM) [snapback]1628000[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
In before "I expected this from America not England" comment.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm kind of wondering why you expect American women to be spraying cops with breastmilk (or why you expect others to expect that) - particularily more than any other country. If this is some "people on the internet assume Americans are crazy" I will direct you towards something like <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070508/od_nm/germany_driver_dc;_ylt=AhCPDgtLStIvN.iQmH.Kj8UZ.3QA" target="_blank">this</a>...proving that people all over the world are crazy. Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
How can they file this under 'assault'...I mean, it's not like the cop was lactose intolerant, was it?
I'm kind of wondering why you expect American women to be spraying cops with breastmilk (or why you expect others to expect that) - particularily more than any other country. If this is some "people on the internet assume Americans are crazy" I will direct you towards something like <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070508/od_nm/germany_driver_dc;_ylt=AhCPDgtLStIvN.iQmH.Kj8UZ.3QA" target="_blank">this</a>...proving that people all over the world are crazy. Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
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Meh nice story. I especially like the reaction the the licence instructor. Pretty smart <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
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Really I look for every possible insult I can. Although "Dubya" kind of explains America these days anyway.
Still awesome assault charge showing just how silly policing and crime is in England today.
Thats not cool, breast milk can contain infectious diseases...