Political influence in exchange for sex

FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
edited May 2007 in Discussions
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To sum it up:
A party is promising 40000 ###### performed by their top politician (24,f,not unattractive) if they get a certain degree of influence in the belgian parliament.

I would really like to hear your oppinions on this one (It is posted in discussion instead of OT for a reason), especially considering that she is planning to travel the world (yes, it says world) for 500 days straight to give 80 people per day a ######, which will last 5 minutes.
Do the math:
Thats 6,66 hours per day performing ######. And 13 minutes per blowjov to do something else. So, assuming she only need 10 minutes to ravel from BJ to BJ she would have 3mx80*240m=4h daily for sleeping (assuming that she can do things like eating, showering etc during the travel from BJ to BJ. Take into account that it clearly states " 500 days to tour around the world" and she will have single days, where she has to fly to another continent (maybe someone from australia applied) and you can already guess that their calculation is pretty much doomed to fail.

Anyway my outlook/comments on this one:
-Politicians often dont hold up to their election pledges. And in this case I even hope, that they will break their promise.
-Trading sex for influence happens daily and this seems just like this is the next step to moral downfall of our society.
-Sex sells!

Comments

  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    edited May 2007
    hahah, i dunno about that but i signed up for it just for a laugh... and yesterday i got an e-mail from her

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    the movie is funny
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1628256:date=May 21 2007, 01:39 PM:name=TOmekki)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TOmekki @ May 21 2007, 01:39 PM) [snapback]1628256[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    hahah, i dunno about that but i signed up for it just for a laugh... and yesterday i got an e-mail from her
    the movie is funny
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    OMG, thats soo funny.

    Anyway: She has either very small hands and a small head, or wants to make you fell biblical in scale <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />

    But still, I cant believe you signed up. But thank you for doing so, because it opon investigating that link further it is clearly stated, that it has been just one big satyr. <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->NEE recently became an internationally known concept, when we launched our satirical ‘40,000 ######s’ campaign which was a stab at the general international political climate that's filled with false promises (which was followed up with another satirical response to all the requests).<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1628257:date=May 21 2007, 06:47 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ May 21 2007, 06:47 AM) [snapback]1628257[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    But still, I cant believe you signed up. But thank you for doing so, because it opon investigating that link further it is clearly stated, that it has been just one big satyr.
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    well it took 3 seconds and i gave some random email address i hardly ever use, i actually checked only after reading your post
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Yeah, I think I'm gonna lock this thread.

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